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Kit Fisto was born on the Aquatic Planet Glee Anselm, and was recognized as a force sensitive child. As a baby he was brought to the Jedi Temple on Coruscant for training. During his training, it was noticed that his distinctive tentacles seemed to assist with his force sensory, in that they contained highly sensitive olfactory receptors allowing him to detect change in emotion and changes in body chemistry. This was a unique feature that no other Jedi possessed and gave him a distictive edge in battle, knowing what his enemy would do before they did it.
Climbing the Jedi ranks, Kit Fisto apprentice to Jedi Master Yoda didn't like to draw attention to himself, so he bagan training in the role of Jedi Consular hoping to one day be granted a seat on the Jedi Council. When Jedi Master Tahl was murdered, Kit Fisto took the responsibility of training her padawan Bant Eerin. After training her to Knighthood, Fisto was in no hurry to take up another apprentice. For several years he remained at the temple completing small solo assignments.
It was shortly after that Fisto began training a young Mon Calamari warrior named Nahdar Vebb. The two undertook many small scale missions together and Fisto saw Vebb become a full Jedi Knight. Several years later Fisto and Master Luminara Unduli became the personal Jedi advisers to Supreme Chancellor Palpatine.
During the outbreak of the clone wars, Fisto was a member of the 200 Jedi sent to the Genosian arena to rescue Obi-Wan Kenobi, Anakin Skywalker, and Padme Amidala. During the battle, Fisto was among the survivors who had been herded into the center of the arena to be executed and was prepared to sacrifice himself for his friends.
Becoming a General and developing a very charming personality, Fisto lead his team into many battles including the investigation of General Grievous's personal lair on the third moon of Vassek, with his old apprentice Nahdar Vebb. Upon encountering Grievous, Nahdar was killed, and Fisto nearly defeated the cyborg before being outnumbered and forced to flee. He then lead a massive aquatic assault on the Mon Calimari homeworld. The battle shifted in both sides favor many times, until finally Admiral Ackbar and prince Lee-Char gained the allegiance of both the Mon Calamari and the Quaran defeating the Separatist forces.
After the battle of MonCalamari, Fisto and Jedi Master Aayla Secura were deployed to oversee the creation of clones on Kamino. While there, they found dead clones that after studied had shown signs of a nano-virus. Together the two deduced that there was a Kaminoan traitor. On their way to apprehend the traitor they were met by a squad of super battle droids and were forced to fight. Secura was knocked into the water, and Fisto dove in to save her immediately. From there they made their way to find the Kaminoan traitor. The doctor attempted to inject the virus into Secura who was forced to push the injection into the doctors own arm killing her. From then on Secura and Fisto maintained a highly flirtatious relationship pushing the limits of the Jedi code.
During the height of the clone wars, Fisto was the first to defeat a new type of droid titled "Jedi Killers" leading Fisto to an investigation on the planet Ord Cestus accompanied Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi. There the two encountered Dark Acolyte Asajj Ventress where he was described to have moved in a motion that even Obi-Wan could only see as a blur, but was ultimately defeated by Ventress due to an arm wound.
After many successful military operation, Fisto and three other Jedi were deployed to sort out an incident on Crimson Nova where it had been reported that a bounty had been placed on all Jedi. While the others distracted the bounty hunters, Fisto infiltrated their stronghold and sparked an uprising by freeing the prisoners. Together the four Jedi made short work of the bounty hunters, forcing the survivors to drop the bounty. Fisto's last assignment was accompanying Mace Windu to apprehend Darth Sidious where he was cut down by the dark lord and killed.
Here's the others!
Chewbacca: http://imgur.com/gallery/jUdyl
Darth Maul: http://imgur.com/gallery/CVZm1
General Grievous: http://imgur.com/gallery/geSNj
Plo Koon: http://imgur.com/gallery/rFMiv
Yoda: http://imgur.com/gallery/wAvgM/new
Starkiller: http://imgur.com/gallery/Oq6Zb
Mace Windu: http://imgur.com/gallery/EsYvf
CraeteCreate
Ackbar was only a captain in the battle of Mon Cala.
listenupfivesatenisspeaking
And I always thought he was a scrub since he got killed in 12 seconds in that fight scene.
felofilipino
you fucking go dude. these are awesome.
ArseFaceofOakvale
http://www.listoid.com/image/26/list_2_26_20101214_094802_210.jpg
valhallaresident
Nailed it
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TheDudeFormerlyKnownAsBro
yyyep.
RelatedSimpsonsPicOrGif
Did Will Smith deliver his baby in Men In Black?
KatyaThePyrate
http://imgur.com/p3sp7HO
sammyjoe50
Mace Windu like http://images.rapgenius.com/a0fw7gppl3vf89k4ncfuoj34d.552x464x1.jpg
DireSnails
"And then, and then I said, "Does he look like a bitch?"
AHATEREVADER
Sooo.... Got any of that Kessel spice?
KatyaThePyrate
Alas my run was not fast enough and I lost my spice wager to a scruffy nerf herder.
OrbitusII
"yeah, I also got some of that new stuff they call 'moon sugar'"
AHATEREVADER
Ma'ik approves. Or is Ma'ik just lying again?
Risven
Now do everyone's favorite, Jar-Jar Binks.
ManOverthrown
He went out like a little bitch in ROTS. Stupid Lucas.
PORTUGUESETORTURING
why did he have to die :(
captainhowel
All that cool backstory just to get less than 15 seconds of screentime in Episode III before getting unceremoniously killed. Such a waste.
BenCreatesStuff
Apprentice to master yoda? dannnnng
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bluemofia
There's a difference between apprentice, like 1 on 1 mentoring over 5 years or whatever, and like... Kindergarten teacher.
Hushpups
he died real shittily in the movie, darth sidious just kinda swipes at him with a light sabre, none of the jedi really block besides windu.
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ikeepwipingSTILLPOOP
THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT OKAY. But, point taken.
theFowlness
He actually blocked two strikes before getting killed. The other two didn't do shit lol
teh0khardic
Because they all decided to bunch up together in a doorway with ignited lightsabers thinking they'd intimidate a notably powerful sith lord
itsimpossibletofindausernamethatisnttaken
In fairness, Windy put up a fight but would have been no legitimate threat to Palpatine if he didn't have plans for Anakin.
itsimpossibletofindausernamethatisnttaken
Windu* fuckin autocorrect -_-
valhallaresident
Yeah, it bothered me cause wasnt Kit supposed to sense that kinda shit....kinda his claim to fame?
Theman098
It`s prolly hard when the only emotions you can get from someone are hate and lust for power.
valhallaresident
But since sith use there passion for power when fighting, even those emotions would flare as attacks were about to be struck....
Theman098
As a sith master, isn`t he kinda always hating something? Not to sound dumb, but isn`t think kinda what he does?
valhallaresident
Yeah, but when he needs to use his powers those feelings would flare. Its like adrenaline for Sith
SiIverSoul
Yeah it was lame. Like playing a game on easy mode.
bilbo
This was the most disappointing scene in the prequels for me. Should have been an awesome showdown of Sidious v. Jedi, but it lasted ~10secs
primramm
I actually enjoyed it because it showed the raw power of Sidious, to be able to cut down the other Jedi so effortlessly.
daveypavey
I think Aayla Secura would be a fitting follow-up
Akkiruk
I ABSOLUTELY HATE AYLA SECURA, that butch is SO overpowered in battle front 2, just like ki adi Mundi with their bulls hit knockdown
VarrenHunter
I'm gonna have to second this.
Thatnudistontheblock
Or even Shaak Ti..?
daveypavey
Shaak Ti would work as well
SunPatch
Ayala Secura and Luminara Unduli are both good, but my daughter's favorite has always been Shaak Ti
daveypavey
Way to start em young
Lookingforlaughs
Yes PLEASE!
KingOfGods
She is my all time favorite jedi.
LudicrousSpeedGo
Yes please and thank you OP.
smeaglecat
is it strange that I kind of have the hots for him
Tyjmz
This is what I thought of while reading this... http://i.ytimg.com/vi/fX1x11g8tk4/hqdefault.jpg
aeterface
You forgot his complete mastery of Shii-Cho, a lightsaber form that many considered too basic to use ever.
Mewmus
the fight w/him and the 3 jedi vs palpatine was terrible, first 2 jedi to die looked like they wernt even paying attention to the fight.
Crazytrain77
For real. It was a lame death.
EuphemismForANewReligon
I'm saving all of these to read right before the new one.
Kade974
JhericFury
How does his lightsaber with under water? This being star wars I'm assuming they made a reason.
JhericFury
Work, not with
PataRican
I've leaned not to talk shit on posts like these because the only people who scroll this far down actually have feels for it.
TastyBrainMeats
I still refuse to admit he died. He snuck away and got treatment for his gut wound, then retired to a water world and raised tadbabies.
AManInATanJacketCarryingADeerskinSuitcaseWhomNoOneCanRemember
He was also pretty much a water-bender.
Gnosis226
Hehe... Fisto. Heh.
AssRanger
I thought #8 was boobs... I have a problem...
Sauroctonus
It's obviously a Quarren's headbutt.
GrabDatGem
Fun fact that you missed from the book about Ord Cestus: Obi-Wan refers to Fisto as the 2nd best saber duelist, second only to Master Windu.
Tylendal
One of the few Prequel EU books I've read. As a result, I was so upset when Kit Fisto died in the movie.
blacksun
And he dies after a minute or two against Palpatine. WTF.
DontLookAtMyProfile
Windu was amazing, shame that he was inferior in control of the force and ability to forsee and plot schemes compared to Darth Sidious.
MattCookie
But I still think Windu stood a fair chance against him before Anakin stepped in
DontLookAtMyProfile
Sure did, but Palpatine calculated on Anakin stepping in and joining his side. That's what I mean by plotting schemes.
WildSnorlax
I don't think any force user in the history of Star Wars has as much ability to forsee and plot as Sidious did...
Dumbledurr
Kreia/Darth Traya was on par with him if not better at manipulation.
DontLookAtMyProfile
Sidious was capable of masking his plots and his ability to use the force from the wisest members of the Jedi Council, We can safely aggree.
WildSnorlax
Oh wait, his master was the mastermind behind the whole thing wasn't he?
MostTriumphant
It was a couple generations before him even. It was a long time scheme.
Daloofus
He wasn't inferior when he crushed Grievous's chest in in The Clone Wars.
DontLookAtMyProfile
Read closely, inferior to Darth Sidious/Palpatine. Mace was powerful, potentially more so than most sith, but Sidious had planned too well.
MostTriumphant
He was good, but he was no Sidious. Sidious was OP.
DontLookAtMyProfile
Sidious was very powerful and had a mind that was far beyond anyone else's, true. He was killed when Luke reacted completely unforseeably.
camelCase1024
Dude this guy was useless against Palpatine.
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EB109
I knew I wasn't alone
BobaFettBobaFettWhere
"Knows what they are doing before they do it" gets bitch stabbed real quick
theFowlness
He lasted longer than the other two who were killed without parrying a strike
ChuckNorrisAteMySock
That's why I reject the canonity of his death in Episode III.
Dracco
I try to reject episode 3's existence entirely.
aim2score
all the jedi except Mace Windu were, mainly because none of them had fought a Sith with so much power before.
trustmeimasuperhero
None of them had fought any Sith before, but had sparred with Jedi and battled Asajj. Surely if Mace could beat Sidious, Kit could last 1/2
trustmeimasuperhero
a few seconds.. That was a horrible scene.
aim2score
Mace had a far more vicious style, bordering that of actually being a sith, Kit did not, that's why Mace lasted so long
trustmeimasuperhero
Mace won. Even Darth Maul battled Sidious for several moments. I don't think there is any justification for the scene.
aim2score
I saw somewhere that it was because Sidious needed Anikin to do something horrendous enough to never be forgiven, like assist Mace's death.
aim2score
I think that's valid enough
greatgoatman
Let's remember, MACE was the leader of the Jedi. Even Yoda couldn't take Palpatine alone. Kit wasn't bad, Windu is just that fucking good.
TastyBrainMeats
That whole movie was awfully handled.
ShrubNinja
Just rewatched the scene, and the choreography was terrible. They were just slowly waving their sabers in the air most of the time.
chad3chad4321
I think he's my favorite because he shows emotion at times that seem so out of place for a Jedi of his stature
BurroWreck
He was my favorite because of the CN Clone Wars microseries. Also they had an online game where you played him in the battle of Mon Calmari.
Mrginger128
That smile when he force pushed C3PO was great.
DVSBSTrD
Also, he rocks the dreadlocks!
Potookaiser
Mr Kid Fister a wonderfull jedi for the younglings.
RandomRedCircle
He also makes fun of Grievous while fighting him , which perfectly fits him.
xXMC2599Xx
Where do yall know that from? The movies?
Bambba
Clone Wars series mostly
daveypavey
He was my hero because he did the do with Aayla Secura, honestly
OGNerfherder
In which book?
daveypavey
Whichever one they go to Kamino in, not really sure
Vladnim
Didn't Anakin kind of get in trouble for the same thing with Padmé?
DroppingDice
marriage was frowned upon but relationships weren't really forbidden. Several jedi where married openly or in secret. Anakin was just a dick
daveypavey
By the time anyone but Obi-Wan figured it out, I think he was already Darth Vader
Vladnim
I get that but how come Anakin turned into Vader, but Kit Fisto gets away with a smile on his face
daveypavey
Anakin turned into Vader for other reasons. Kit Fisto and Aayla Secura managed to hide it pretty well.
exxtrooper
he what?
TheLordLucifersBannedAccount02
He did the frickle frack
VsaViking
He put his aquatic dick in her.
exxtrooper
could you be more specific
VsaViking
In her vagina.
Silver
He did the dew; Mountain Dew
daveypavey
Did the do
idislikecomingupwithuniqueusernames
He naughty'd her no no.
seeamon
Diddled her diddies
iLynux
Damn. Is there a video?
daveypavey
No, but I'm sure you can find many, many, many depictions of it on certain sites
iLynux
:D
NlGHTW0LF
Is it bad that I'm sexually attracted to Kit Fisto?
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NlGHTW0LF
I won't lie, that's one thing. It says something about his personality
DontLookAtMyProfile
Is it because of all his tentacles? Seriously now, I think he is one of the coolest Jedi ever, I can see how you find him attractive.
Ninethousandeighthundredandtwo
Move to japan and meet someone with tentacles
minipancho94
http://imgur.com/RUOBfpF
TastyBrainMeats
Xenophilia is a very human trait. He's exotic.
iDrinkDrano
Only if you don't let him fisto yo kit.
enteringinfinite
yes.
Fenderzilla
Are you japanese?
Skrotoso
Because tentacles right? The Japanese have scienced this.
SAWhowhatnow
They don't call him Kit "Fisto" for nothing.
chad3chad4321
Eh... I've heard of weirder attractions.
Sitoutumaton
No. Embrace the xenos!
Liveinlivingcolor
Literally
I69I
YOU ARE BALD AND FOOLISH!
minipancho94
http://imgur.com/ZK0CzK4
AUsernameNotTaken
SINCE WHEN DO I HAVE AN INQUISITION? GODDAMN HOW MUCH HAS CHANGED SINCE HORUS KILLED ME?
minipancho94
has the mechanicus upgraded you to a text to speech device yet?
AUsernameNotTaken
NO THOSE FUCKS JUST STUCK ME WITH A THOUGHT TO TEXT DEVICE AND AN INTERNET CONNECTION. THEY WON'T LET ON ANY SITE OTHER THAN THIS ONE.
AUsernameNotTaken
NO YOU FUCKING DON'T! THAT IS SO AGAINST WHAT I TAUGHT HUMANITY! NOT COOL MAN!
Sitoutumaton
I don't follow you, man! You just sit on that throne and posture!
KatyaThePyrate
Kit Fisto! My all time and forever favorite! Sexy, funny, sarcastic and deadly. Just perfect. I am a sad sad geeky woman.
MrAwesomesauce101
And you want to fuck a squid thing.
baseballboy3711
I hope to one day woo a geeky woman with starwars references... *sigh*
DontLookAtMyProfile
What exactly is sad and geeky about admiring a fictional character? Or am I a sad geeky man?
KatyaThePyrate
You know, when put that way... maybe its not so sad after all. I am super cool with my geeky anyway.
DontLookAtMyProfile
That's the spirit. As long as you're happy with your hobbies and fetishes and don't hurt anyone you're doing it right. Probably.