NokenMonk
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You have died of dysentery.
FP Edit - I'm amazed this hit the FP. Is this when people start randomly sending nude?
Feb 2, 2018 7:08 PM
NokenMonk
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FP Edit - I'm amazed this hit the FP. Is this when people start randomly sending nude?
MOTHERFUCKINGLUCIFERMORNINGSTAR
Let's be real. This has been on the front page for two weeks
Thorslax
They denver would've made it any way.
ramblingman163
original credit to Gallagher
BoJoTo
And Salt Lake City is the opposite. Fuck I'm tired. Those mou gains sucked. This is good enough for me and my wives
heebiejeepie
. . . and then it was a whole bunch of desert, then Death Valley, and then the Sierra Nevada mtns.
CaptainAmerica89
It’s a natural boarder between them and the Mormons on the other side of the Rockies.
Unerring
"Ugh, this country is too fla-aaa-aaa.....t..."
Barkinsons
Why do you keep dissin' Terry
jadanks
Someone thought trading post before the big mountains would be a great idea. Someone’s going to need supplies to cross that.
ghacketsmithoernli
Always wanted to go there, and still intend to.
knowsgoodanimals
It's beautiful, Vail Colorado is my second favorite town in the country
FloridaLawyer
Every time this gets posted and someone pops ups with, “I did this first!”, needs a reminder: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NE0BTseBsko
theaveragewhiterapper
EggsMayhem
And that's why I love Denver.
vanbarbee
All the old trails bypassed Colorado entirely. They came to CO once they found out there was gold in them thar very-big-hills.
dnusc09
Founded by a Georgian.
HelloSer
Most likely
Asadsadsadclown
Denver wasn't even going to be the capital. Originally Gunnison was mentioned to be it.
Callistan
Golden was the capital of the Territory of Colorado. Denver became the capital by 2 votes in 1867.
mike4dictator
Wasn't Leadville in the vote somewhere along the way?
GBWI
Then they:
WakeMeUpB4UpostPost
Occideo
The dad seems like the only one really trying
TheGhostofCarrieFisher
I guess John Denver wasn't full of shit.
TheUnsolicitedDuckPic
I was the original poster of this! First time I've seen it as a meme though.
FloridaLawyer
Fuckin’ Gallagher did this joke in the ‘80s: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NE0BTseBsko
Hyippy
Not gonna lie I didn't expect this to be true +1
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XaviersSnakeArm
Cool my dude
BearFerr
No, I was.
musicalbuffoon
Obviously it was me you twat
BearFerr
No.
KNDBS
My city was founded three times, first the indians attacked way too often so the settlers were forced to relocate, then the second location
override367
I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. And that one sank into the swamp.
pepi1197
But the third one, the third one stayed up.
KNDBS
didn't had very good conditions for farming, so they were forced once again to relocate, it was on the third place were the city stands now
66plus3
What city?
KNDBS
Santa Cruz de la sierra, Bolivia. Founded for the first time in 1561, then in 1590 and finally in 1595.
66plus3
That's really cool. I might have to read more about it
CasualMcFly
Please stop moving here
IllicitEloquence
Please, do not move here, you people can't drive.
bulldoglover4226
PLEASE stop moving here. We’re full!
TrundleTheGr8
I won't
CasualMcFly
Stop moving to Colorado. Stay home.
TrundleTheGr8
Yea Colorado sucks I'm not moving there
ToughTurtle
If you dont like it you can also leave. lol
CasualMcFly
I love it. It’s cunts moving in and fucking the city up I don’t like. Stop moving to Colorado. Stay home.
ToughTurtle
lol settle down. I live in iowa
phyzzx
Confirmed: moving there after the divorce.
CasualMcFly
Please move somewhere else.
dangerousDoc
No
thelastcoolbrandon
Seriously.
newdoug2017
What did you think was gonna happen when you legalized the devils lettuce?
Olestra
We have enough homeless camping along south Platte River
EZBzzzzzz
I live in Centennial and we have homeless in the burbs!
swarlesbarkley13
Just moved here today suck it
CasualMcFly
Go away
PennFifteen
Lol
Dudeitsonlyme
Hey it’s your turn to start getting all the rejects, Seattle has way too many now.
CasualMcFly
We were the best kept secret. You had movies with Tom hanks. We’re still camouflage.
Rendili
Austin here, can we send all the Californians to Colorado now? Is that a thing?
lacarpitrondookmarriot
They are amazing traffic in Dallas-Fort Worth an absolute nightmare.
Rendili
Shit I used to live off Zang Blvd. like 10 years ago. I can only imagine what 35 looks like now
lacarpitrondookmarriot
Making. Not amazing!
tossabeertoyourwitcher
Mmmm no
CasualMcFly
Stop moving to Colorado. Stay home.
tossabeertoyourwitcher
Nah. You're welcome to move out though, if you're concerned
throwawaynoms
Nope.
CasualMcFly
????
throwawaynoms
You got pot, nature, a good economy, low crime, and liberal leanings, why would I stay in Alabama
lacarpitrondookmarriot
What about Colorado Springs? I’m thinking about relocating from Texas. It’s too hot here in the summer and I love the outdoors.
CasualMcFly
Great town. Please just stay home. We have too much.
PennFifteen
Do it
TenDrunkTrashPandasInaHumanCostume
I think we need to start the rumor that runoff from Rocky Flats is causing dick cancer. Maybe that will help.
DynamicWeight
I can't help wanting to, the place I grew up has been ruined by so many people moving here.
CasualMcFly
Likewise. Stop moving to Colorado. Stay home.
bladerunner93
I’m not, I live in california
CasualMcFly
Great! Stay there. Invite all your friends who live here back because they suck.
PineappleEmailer
Where do you think people go once they get bored of California? *bad driving intensifies*
AlfonsetheChinchilla
Oh no, another local complaining about Denver's boom. I hear Wyoming is great for people who liked Denver 20 years ago
CasualMcFly
Thanks for moving here, but go away. Stop moving to Colorado. Stay home.
AlfonsetheChinchilla
I'm not gonna apologize for moving to a place for a higher paying job in a cooler state. Raise your taxes. Take it up with the city council.
turnedbadafterlindadeefiasco
Right
TenDrunkTrashPandasInaHumanCostume
Why's that? Been in Denver 20 years and the two are and were nothing alike.
ILIKECAPLOCK
Yeah why would we comllain about overcrowded roads, skyrocketing rent, whats not to love man.
AlfonsetheChinchilla
Thats the price of a booming economy. And your roads suck because of Colorado's Constitution and TABOR.
RenoirtheMagicalAbsintheFox
Honestly, it's been a huge privilege to get flooded by people from California/Texas/Illinois. Now we can be just like them!
RockyMountainOysters33
It's not that, its so many people move here but refuse to vote for higher taxes for roads and infrastructure. We're still living like its 88
SwagicalYololord
Funny how people hate higher taxes but want better infrastructure/healthcare. New tax cuts + $40Bn Wall is going to put us all in a hole.
solarecreator
i like the stopmovingtodenver jokes 93.3 plays
Thellluminati
I just had a great interview with a company in Denver. I may be moving there soon :)
CasualMcFly
Stop moving to Colorado. Stay home. No jobs. No affordable homes. No skiing. Crooked politics. Bad schools. Only cunts from other states.
TheOriginalGingaNinja
Make them pay you a relocation stipend because housing is shiiiiit
broncos80girl
Congrats and welcome!!
Olestra
2nd on demanding moving expenses as a hiring bonus, you'll need it
Lifesuckswearahelmet
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
TheGrinchStoleYourShit
I think we should make it so all new people have to live in Greeley for the 1st year
TheGhostofCarrieFisher
I don't think Greeley is that bad. My friend lives there. There are way worse places!
biscuitsnporn
That’ll weed em out real quick.
solarecreator
i survived 5 years in greeley. literally had to move around the planet to escape it. korea to turkey and back to end up in longmont
MahNamasteDoDoDoDoDo
Harsh. I was born and went to school there they 8th grade. It went to shit when weld county sold out to oil and gas.
1CheekyMF
Commerce City
mike4dictator
And don't touch Brighton. I don't want a High School #4.
CasualMcFly
Stop moving to Colorado. Stay home.
Kemyo
Stop having a booming economy and great jobs available. Also, stop having a high altitude that makes you thinner just by being there. STOP!!
ohherroeeyore
I wish this was true.
CasualMcFly
No jobs, no affordable homes, no thin air. Stop reading fake news.
Amythyst
As someone that grew up in SW Colorado, lol high altitude. Denver's the lowlands
MahNamasteDoDoDoDoDo
Which part? Four corners here.
Amythyst
Durango
MahNamasteDoDoDoDoDo
Cortez
Isorikk
Mile high city is still high altitude compared to L.A. or New York...
Override9636
Airsick lowlanders
EdgarTheFlatulent
I love you for this.
Kemyo
+1 for Stormlight Archive Reference.
SwagicalYololord
As a Floridian, anywhere but here is the highlands.
Amythyst
Don't you guys get altitude sickness going up to the fourth floor of a building?
SwagicalYololord
Wow, you really overestimate our abilities. If we ever reach an elevation over 30 feet above sea level we suffocate and die.
Isorikk
I'd like to hear your explanation of how altitude makes you thinner
Kemyo
There was a theory they had that said Mountain air contains less oxygen than air at lower altitudes, so breathing it causes the heart to 1/2
Kemyo
heart to beat faster and the body to burn more energy 2/2
Kemyo
Hence why athletes sometime train at higher altitude or use a compression chamber to train their lungs and lose weight.
WhyDontYouMakeMe
What about Boulder?
Marinator5000
Oh no, he said BOULDER @TheBOULDER
Callistan
Bit cost-prohibitive to move there. Rent prices are higher than the residents.
IllicitEloquence
Stay the f@#* out of Nederland, you're driving our prices through the roof.
CP3oh
You can't afford to move there.
CasualMcFly
Stop moving to Colorado. Stay home.
TheColourPeach
A lot of murders and pedos in Boulder.
KilljoyWasHere
Go anywhere else and we’ll send you off with weed.
APileOfGlitter
Please. You're driving up my rents something awful. %10/year last I checked.
Koshunae
But oh boy if you have property to rent out, youre making bank on this shit
APileOfGlitter
It'd be funny if it didn't hurt.
AlfonsetheChinchilla
Boulder is fine but everyone is always complaining about something. Move to Montana if you hate people and Google.
andmar0401
Piss off, we're full thank you.
Rendili
Montana is far from full
ChazzDarvey
Also stop moving to Colorado Springs
TheOriginalGingaNinja
Yes.
EmpatheticRock
May I ask how you got to Colorado Springs? I bet you have one of those ironic "Native" bumper stickers.
lacarpitrondookmarriot
Why? I’m so excited to move there. I swear I’ll be quiet. I’m bringing two dogs. That help?
AttemptNumber20
You’ll do.
Direfang
Indeed stop moving to the springs...I hate playing mario kart while driving.
CasualMcFly
Stop moving to Colorado. Stay home.
CaptainAmerica89
Back in my day there were only two lanes on I-25, and everything out by Powers was known as Kansas.
csneon2000
I remember the only thing on Powers was that K-Mart and the driving range where the Walmart is now. Ah good times
EZBzzzzzz
This is accurate.
Wolverenis
Still is kansas as far as im concerned lol
IOnlyPostBlowMemes
The Springs are for poor people
flyfightandwin
And academy cadets
ksizzPiSmuggler
I'm listening...
Nowa1
chiming in, Fort Collins has had massive hazardous waste issues. And a few too many nuclear meltdowns. Plus I think the volcano is due
CasualMcFly
Stop moving to Colorado. Stay home.
Nowa1
KEEP OUT! for you own good.
root1657
My buddy works at a bar that gives regulars discounts for bad Yelp reviews to keep the tourists away.