Learn the Aussie State Names

Here you twat have a map of Australia

It's got the name of the states on it you dumb cunt.

Starting with New South Wales

The first penal colony was named after the terrain in South Wales or so Captain Cook said. I don’t think the dick-head ever visited South Wales, maybe he was going to go there but before he could was slaughtered by the Hawaii guys (True story, guy who found Australia was killed)

Queensland

Literally the Queen’s land. Named for Queen Victoria she has eternal dibs on it.

Victoria

The greedy bitch got a second state named after her.
You may be confused, I can understand why because Victoria is also called Mexico. There hope that clarified it, moving on.

South Australia

The only free colony (means no dirty convicts were sent here just a bunch of cunts trying to make money). Nothing happens here unless it’s March. It’s called South Australia because it’s in the south you idiot.

Western Australia

It’s so fucking far away and so fucking west. So far you ask, yes it is further from Sydney then Sydney to New Zealand. It wants to be it’s own country and will probably keep the name Western Australia if it does. It will either still be in the west of Australia or it will be west of Australia, so it’s fucking Western Australia.

Northern Territory

Not a state a territory but in the north. Was given away by South Australia because it was too big and far away (That's right South Australia was also in the north). It’s fucking hot and humid, also I don’t know if anybody lives there and I don't really care if they do.

Tasmania

Named after some guy called Abel Tasman, no idea what he did but he probably fucked his sister because Tassie is full of incestestral relatives (not a joke completely true, source: I’m Australian).

TLDR: Tasmania = Incest

Australian Capital Territory

Fucking hell if you don't guess this one you really are a fucking idiot. It's named for being the capital territory of Australia. I don't think anybody lives here either just a bunch of politicians and people who want to leave because there are too many round-a-bouts.

Jervis Bay Territory

I don't know?
Wikipedia has some nonsense about ACT wanting some beach front property.