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Nov 7, 2016 3:21 PM
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Mordanzibel
Reediculous
davyay
fun fact about bonobos: they use sex to solve a conflict, to pass time, and even to say hello. They're bisexual and fuck everything.
SmeesNotVeryGoodTwin
UTootToot
rudyverbove
yeah yeah yeah yeah...
trophygeek
yeah.... just
beingadickcumberbatch
jugRn0t
NO! That awful. Here's your upvote.
theveryacme
It was worth it.
JustChirpingAround
I thought it was a clarinet
CaptainAnus
Bono monkey flute.
theveryacme
Bassoon?
UrsusDerpus
If it's terrible enough to get a sigh outta me, it's a strong pun. +1
theveryacme
I'm so glad
shankycat
This here is a high quality shitpost.
TCxStorm
Found the LoL player.
theveryacme
Me? No
nonsequiturgif
ComputerAccountForLopoolBecauseHeForgotHisEmailAdress
From an Oboeist, this is fucking hillarious
theveryacme
Good
batmanmf
The venn diagram we need.
theveryacme
You didn't know you needed it till you saw it
divitu
Aleshio98
OBOE!
Aleshio98
In band, no one remembers an oboe. I'm glad to see my instrument is noticed
rubbarz
Bobobobo-Bobobo?
theveryacme
Yes
ezdunks23
Make more
StonedLikeACheatingMuslimWoman
theveryacme
Awwww yeah
StonedLikeACheatingMuslimWoman
It is a pretty fantastic shitpost though.
MLEMInTinyLetters
theveryacme
Ha
ISleptWithSomeoneFromImgurAndAllIGotWasThisStupidUsername
theveryacme
Ha
reverendleonard
I chuckled +1
theveryacme
Sensible chuckle I hope
jenniferlawrenceisabear
Well you're not wrong.
theveryacme
This time
Zwischenzug
It's a shame that the DJ named Bonobo isn't visually recognized. Incredible chill music
guata311
i concur. he is absolutely incredible
IngrahamLincoln
On left: bono with no obo. On right: oh no, an obo with no bono. Entire diagram: a bonobonoboobo
theveryacme
Oboe
IngrahamLincoln
Oh no!
SuburbanRobotsThatMonitorReality
But seriously have you ever listened to the artist/band "Bonobo?" If not you're missing out on some primo chill tunes.
hyperion27
Agreed!
Exelaratore
I was looking for someone in the comments who'd mention this band! New album, Migration, coming out super soon!!
SuburbanRobotsThatMonitorReality
Oh shit! I hadn't caught that news yet!
SuburbanRobotsThatMonitorReality
Seriously some of my favorite music of all time.
househouse
Indeed! Listen to his latest track - Kerala. The video is something
mykidsdontsleep
I looove that video! Blew my mind the 1st time I saw it 👌
SuburbanRobotsThatMonitorReality
Oh shit! Thanks for the heads up!
PoppinLochNessHopster
I don't get it
UnpinionedPoplars
That's 'cause you think that's a chimpanzee.
PoppinLochNessHopster
It's a bonobo, is it not?
theveryacme
Yes
UnpinionedPoplars
Does seem to be, yes. And Paul David Hewson on the left, and a double-reed woodwind instrument on the right.
FoilHatOnFire
-1 because of inaccurate Venn diagram! Neither Bono or Bo contains bonobo! Shame on you!
RedroverRedrover
Left circle: set of things containing Bono. Right circle: set of things containing obo. Bonobo belongs to both circles. Works perfectly.
FoilHatOnFire
What you're describing is the bonobo being the union of bono and oboe (which is also wrong), picture claims bonobo being the interception.
RedroverRedrover
No, I've titled the circles. The set of things with bono in their names includes both Bono and bonobo. Likewise for obo/oboe/bonobo. The /1
RedroverRedrover
intersection of those two sets includes bonobo but not Bono or oboe. /2
FoilHatOnFire
Well the Venn diagram is telling me that the intersection of oboe and bono is bonobo, that's just how they work, no matter the titles
flamingflamingo
The thing on the right is an oboe.
uzerok
Which makes the Venn diagram still wrong. Unless the ape is named Bo, then it may be correct.
theveryacme
You must be really fun at parties.
uzerok
I'm German and an engineer. Of course I'm fun at parties.
WalterKrunkite
Don't listen to the downvotes. You're doing God's work here
trundlewheel
Me trying to listen to downvotes
theveryacme
Thanks, I needed to hear that.
spacemansam
He ain't foolin' - Ivan Sutherland and Bob Taylor seeded the work with fevered dreams of an image such as this existing one day.
theveryacme
Now I have to google that.
spacemansam
And now you know... THE REST OF THE STORY.
trophygeek
But who woodwind in a fight?
justsignedupforthishit
Oh you!
maliciousGman
Fuck...came back to upvote.
LasciviousLibertine
trophygeek
Yeah... don't reed too much into my comment.
sublimeibanez
Such an air head
YouWOULDsaythat
WHO WOODWIND!!! haha
registeredtoproveimawesome
Is this tumblr? why are we reapeating?
ifYouGetThisToTheFrontPageThatWouldBeNice
Is this tumblr? why are we repeating?
bigeasy44
Well the Oboe has two sticks (reeds) to make it work and we all know stick always win.
DONALDTRUMPUSA
Ever been stabbed with an oboe?
bigeasy44
Clarinet, yes. Oboe, no.
WeAreTheNSA
This one time, at band camp...
DONALDTRUMPUSA
My girlfriend, but she doesn't go here and she lives in Canada and she doesn't have a phone don't ask...