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Groomsmen rent a cabin for a weekend long bachelor party. They were cooking bacon when this dog showed up at the door. She refused to come inside, and she remained seated in the doorway. They gave her food and water.
After she ate and drank, she began lactating. The groom and groomsmen figured she must have had young puppies, so they followed her back into the woods. She had her puppies in a hole that she was guarding closely. The puppies were dirty and covered and fleas.
After cleaning the dogs up, they put their beer fund towards buying dog food for their new friends. They then decided that each of the guys would adopt one of the puppies. Bonus...they all live within a five mile radius, so the pups can see each other often!
Alex and Rosie
Michael (groom) and Brimmie
Trevor and his pup
Brent and Finn
Jake and Knox
Dexter and Gunner
Doug (groom's father) and Annie (mother of puppies)
Isn't it adorably appropriate that the groom's father is the one who adopted the puppies' mother?
TL; DR - Guys make bacon during a bachelor party. Malnourished dog shows up. Brings them to her puppies. Guys spend beer money on dog food, and then each adopt one of the puppies.
WyldLyle86
This is the most awesome story ever.
Poochie43
You guys just made my day awesome. Cheers :-)
bldl
Best groomsmen gift EVER.
the007baron
Damn it Trevor, you had 1 job, make up a name... anything, it could be roverT for all I care
DanFranzen
Man, that would be a great name.
jloukazoo
Saw this on the news. Thanks for the update!
AhhhThisStinks
my pleasure! :) I like stories with happy endings
SauceyWench
Those are some gorgeous pups
krangmaul
*tear* as manly as it gets...
CalvinMaclure
Not all heroes wear capes...
AhhhThisStinks
True!
MichaelScottPaperCompanyInc
"I'm now being kidnapped and my babies are taken away from me and are held prison. Sometimes I get to see them if I'm a good girl". -Dog
AhhhThisStinks
"They put me in this thing, tried to drowned me, and then took away my flea friends. I miss them." - Puppy http://imgur.com/JLCMI13
cluckythehorse
NAME YOUR DOG TREVOR!
mynameisquestionable
This is a Bachelor Party no woman can hate
sunlitglo
Love that she's such a good mama and has such fat lil pups while she's starved.
AhhhThisStinks
Right?! They said all the pups had little bellies, so she was basically giving them everything she had. Best mama.
Dunkbuster
This is the best thing I've seen yet!
unaskedtabitha
why did this need a tldr?
AhhhThisStinks
I wanted something to write with the pic of them all matched up...so I thought it was a good conclusion? lol.
unaskedtabitha
I looked at all the pictures and read all the descriptions, so I thought the tldr was unnecessary, but it was a really good story!
AhhhThisStinks
Yeahhhh...you're probably right lol It's not an excessively long story; I think I just got carried away :)
didntshootthedeputy
What did Trevor name his puppy? The world deserves to know!
SodaCracker
"His Pup", I mean that's what it says at least.
paperclipxx
He named it Bear
Kuromanju
Sdfgy23
rainbowjo
Why didn't Trevor give his poor pup a name?
AhhhThisStinks
I think Donna is probably right...he probably just hadn't named it yet
Mavgurian
Be honest, he is already married and has to ask the missus? ;o)
AhhhThisStinks
haha probably accurate ;)
MFredbird
Now, i'm just crying at work, like a big, manly bitch.
AhhhThisStinks
Tell us the truth...are you just crying because you have never been to a bachelor party this awesome?
DIGGAMAN237
Are other buddy Tony only came home with chlamydia.
drsnowboardz
These guys deserve a beer! Inbox me and I'll send all these pups and mom barkboxes
coffeeandchips
I need to know Trevor's pups name...
Nightfox1515
I know right? the one guy in the group... "I don't know, his name is dog."
AgamemnonsMemes
Isn't this the start of game of thrones?
Mavgurian
I dread the upcoming wedding then.
SueMosher
Such compassion! And those dogs are beautiful. What a wonderful story! Thanks for sharing it here.
AhhhThisStinks
Of course! :)
BaleWolf
Why did Rosie name his dog Alex? That's a lame name.
AhhhThisStinks
I am pretty sure you have it backwards. I think the dog named the human.
thebelledejour
This is the best thing I've seen all month, I'M NOT CRYING, YOU'RE CRYING *wipes away tears*
SocoFox
IT'S ONLY ALLERGIES
LarryLevine
dog hair in my eye
NoMrBondIExpectYouToDie
His wife chose well
AhhhThisStinks
I agree! They also said that back when he proposed, he had their chocolate lab "help," so that also sounds pretty awesome!
NoMrBondIExpectYouToDie
Omigosh that's precious
KinoftheNightmare
Dog before beer, your in the clear.
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Monka42
Look, if China invaded America they'd have to just bomb us to shit. Too many guns, and you're wrong about that robot thing
jeffgoldblummlem
This may go over a few people's heads. I don't even know what to say. You just have to know that I upvote the shit out of this comment.
Monka42
Hahahahaha thanks dude
StrawberryPrincess92
Hey, can you tell me what the comment you're replying to said? they deleted it, and I'm super curious.
JayKaySC
I thiiiink he is trolling, fitting an chinese invasion of america and something about robots in 140 characters is kinda unlikely
KnittersWithAttitude
Brent - "Guys, I don't know... Do you really think we should?" Everyone else in unison - "They're good dogs, Brent"
adultishgambina
11/10 would adopt all of them.
KnittersWithAttitude
so heckin fast
stressfracturesintitanium
januskincaid
Come on Bront, they are all magnificent!
KnittersWithAttitude
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thisgoesto11
This needs more up votes. Well done.
KnittersWithAttitude
crownsedge
A dyre wolf for each of the Stark children!
HonestAbeslefttesticle
"There are five pops here lord stark"
IamMelonLordeYaYaYa
I thought of this, too. I want this to happen on my wedding! I'll rescue a pregnant doggo and adopt out her babies :c
italianboy23
qwertysmith
Direwolf* I'm sorry but it pained me to read "Dyre wolf".
crownsedge
Sorry my phone autocorreted ????
qwertysmith
No problem mate, it was still a good reference :)