TheBloodyLady
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Dec 14, 2019 5:45 AM
TheBloodyLady
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RobJenkins
Has goat ancestry
Panserclaw
Mortals walk on the floor fools!
simplefishy
Floor is lava
thomerow
MarkPenrice
No, the floor is where I keep my documents. Including, uh... yeah, OK, the materials about better mental self care etc
JustTakeItAtFaceValue
Champion
PurpleEmpress
Liquid? Goat? Liquid Goat.
Saktra
Don't worry, looks like they got a handle on it.
GreenMountainFalls
It’s green, slimy and stinks to high heaven. It’s on your driveway. It’s your problem. “Cat probably!”
dendiverdown
Next up on Car Door Cats...
TheUsernameIWantIsNotAvailableAnymoar
Was a goat in his past 9 lives.
Twit4Twat
She must be a Capricorn
insanitycontinuum
Its fourth leg looks funny
alloftheusernameswerestolenfromme
Ummmm. Three legged cat? I can't do the physics in my head on how it got there.
Frothington
You've heard of cat on the car door handle...
ItsLeviOsa24601
But how did it get there?
GdebMueller
More room than I need.
Valyndris
Do cats ever actually do things that make sense?
myUsernameWasAlreadyTakenAndIHaveAcceptedMyFate
They sleep, like a whole lot
sutats
But the floor is lava
WeAllLiveInAUserSubmarine
Lava is a healthy way of dealing with your mental problems
HairyBigToe
Brb, googling the nearest active volcano.
ImBigDanT
It is!
ImBigDanT
Cool, cool, cool
LaurenStreet
It so bothers me that it says floor instead of ground
bobstallone
Floor it then
ShaveSteedlesmack
How about “the floor is healthy ways”? There’s just so much to be bothered by.
NooberPoof
Grammar? Not even second cousin.
Goots001
"The floor is lava" is a popular idiom. Ive never heard "The ground is lava".
LaurenStreet
You’ve never played on a playground at 5 years old? Lava monster?
jdell64
Floor is inside, ground is outside
SirLyonhart
I prefer that distinction but in the US ground can be interchangeable, depending on region. In UK TV shows, I've heard floor used both ways.
ElbowDeepInMythicalCreatures
All ground is floor, but not all floor is ground.
LaurenStreet
I don’t see how if you’re climbing a hill you’re on the floor but your definitely on the ground