Jun 26, 2021 6:04 PM
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PattFussy
He’s blowing away the competition.
toomuchtunerfish
Dunduh dununuhnuh dununuhnuh dunuhnuh
BeerandCats
Off to steal your girl; he's clearly palette jack certified
UnkindledOne
OSHA is going to shoot him. No paperwork. No fines. Just a straight up execution
TheGhostofCarrieFisher
This was done in bad taste and doesn't quite fit with my pallet.
LoPhatJoe
Jack Turblow to the rescue!
glovelyday
Looks safe.
FatalLab
If he hits one rock hes getting jacked..
hahabot3000
Redneck Segway
thermodaemonics
This comment deserves way more upvotes.
SomeGuyWhoShapeshiftsSometimes
dansonso1
Fake, but neat looking with decent editing
GoatanamoBay
I'm a cowboy, on a pallet jack I ride.
justsomeguyyoudontknow
I'm wanted... low or up high
Malsbury
Better pray for no tiny rocks. A pallet jacks Kryptonite.
Aeav8r
Someone at OSHA having not even seen this fell out of their chair with the disturbance they felt.
Gashhound
Would be better with ocean spay cocktail
loungeking1
OSHA approved
cellocalypse
PinkSheep4Lyfe
That's one cool motherfucker
IamTheMysticLurker
Between the pallet jack and the blowers there's like 700$ here so in my opinion ion this is a really crappy 700$ scooter
Seizurebleak
Not if you 'borrowed' them from work! haha
wigglemywammybar
That doesn’t actually work.
RagnaroktopusInk
Anyone who's actually used a pallet jack is watching this waiting for him to hit a very small pebble or large speck of dust...and fly off
BallsDeepinaDragonscloaca
Throw a zip-tie in front of him!
Gamaset
I saw this and in my head the song from the ocean spray cranberry meme guy came to my head.
theheebs25
they see me rollin
darthstormer
Suddenly, a challenger appears:
circlebreaker
Ah yes, the surprise emergency brake of the warehouse.
Mechwarrior719
Bruh. A tiny sliver of wood would take him down.
RileaSW
Bra, a crack in the pavement will take him out.
ThaWhiteRanger
Small piece of gravel
WilliamWeird
A crumpled lotto ticket
PandaWaffleking
A crumpled straw wrapper
ThePolisherOfTurds
Or a slight turn of the handles
DarkHollowDulcimers
Best use for a pallet jack: picking up an old Bridgeport.
Putting it on the trailer.
Fully restored 1954 M-head Bridgeport, now with bigger table.
Making nickel brass tension rod nuts with a dividing head on the Bridgeport.
commentsivehadafew
He originally had it raised up, but he was afraid of getting arrested for hijacking. I’ll see myself out.
Chakra5
DedGrlsDntSayNo
Still at risk of getting arrested for jacking off in public
TheWorldAccordingToAtlas
That joke wasn't great, just... palatable.
YeeticusOfTheTribeYeet
HeirElfSquire
That thing hits a ziptie he's fucked
clamdriver
Give me a break.
Exyr
Wait Intel you hit a penny. Youre fucked
TeriyakiGremlin
A pallet jack would go straight over a penny...
bro02tc
More of an AMD person myself but u do u
UsernameMayBeSubjectToChange
Look ma, no teef
DobryPolak
Was literally going to say the sane thing. Penny and all. Although I may not have said "Intel". ;)
BleachItsWhatsForDinner
Infidel!
SlightlyDodgy
A small screw or nail will royally fuck you right up.
tephlonb12
Wiggle that handle to much......
Neednoggle
to much what?
atheistzombie
Sigh..."too".
To where?
Front flip into the ground. Might stay vertical for couple seconds. F some road rash. :)
Damn dude... Save some pussy for the rest of us.
ObviousPidgeon
Where do you even put all the pussy on that thing?
nikkinikorasu
Boxes of them stacked 10×8, but no more than 40in high
Thebetterself
I'm wondering, lots of people like your comment - why? It's a super generic phrase, what's the joke? I don't get it. What he did is fun?
JellybellyBushroot
The expression is derived from this mathematical expression: BDE>BD
BobbyVegana
Female gonna try to mate with such an alpha male. expected comment in post with strange people or behavior. It's an Imgur thing
I'll second this. It's an Imgur lexicon thing.
victalany
Somebody needs to post that article about the monkey colony. Too many males per females and it turns them into horny homicidal cannibals.
I got three responses. Yours is the only decent one ...
daddytroopa
LOL, how would he stop?
serenityfast
Probably the same way he's driving - the blowers aren't doing shit. It's motorized.
With a ziptie
ImgeneralBennet
Excellent question! The two best methods are as follows: 1) scooter the jack without a pallet on the forks and with the jack fully lowered.>
< 2) More risky, but more applicable to this situation, you can also quickly turn the handle 90 degrees in either direction. The sideways>
ktt45102
Painfully in my experience
Could drive it on grass?
I’ve never taken one on grass but I would imagine it would stop it pretty quickly. But then again a tiny scrap of wood will stop one
PattFussy
He’s blowing away the competition.
toomuchtunerfish
Dunduh dununuhnuh dununuhnuh dunuhnuh
BeerandCats
Off to steal your girl; he's clearly palette jack certified
UnkindledOne
OSHA is going to shoot him. No paperwork. No fines. Just a straight up execution
TheGhostofCarrieFisher
This was done in bad taste and doesn't quite fit with my pallet.
LoPhatJoe
Jack Turblow to the rescue!
glovelyday
Looks safe.
FatalLab
If he hits one rock hes getting jacked..
hahabot3000
Redneck Segway
thermodaemonics
This comment deserves way more upvotes.
SomeGuyWhoShapeshiftsSometimes
dansonso1
Fake, but neat looking with decent editing
GoatanamoBay
I'm a cowboy, on a pallet jack I ride.
justsomeguyyoudontknow
I'm wanted... low or up high
Malsbury
Better pray for no tiny rocks. A pallet jacks Kryptonite.
Aeav8r
Someone at OSHA having not even seen this fell out of their chair with the disturbance they felt.
Gashhound
Would be better with ocean spay cocktail
loungeking1
OSHA approved
cellocalypse
PinkSheep4Lyfe
That's one cool motherfucker
IamTheMysticLurker
Between the pallet jack and the blowers there's like 700$ here so in my opinion ion this is a really crappy 700$ scooter
Seizurebleak
Not if you 'borrowed' them from work! haha
wigglemywammybar
That doesn’t actually work.
RagnaroktopusInk
Anyone who's actually used a pallet jack is watching this waiting for him to hit a very small pebble or large speck of dust...and fly off
BallsDeepinaDragonscloaca
Throw a zip-tie in front of him!
Gamaset
I saw this and in my head the song from the ocean spray cranberry meme guy came to my head.
theheebs25
they see me rollin
darthstormer
Suddenly, a challenger appears:
circlebreaker
Ah yes, the surprise emergency brake of the warehouse.
Mechwarrior719
Bruh. A tiny sliver of wood would take him down.
RileaSW
Bra, a crack in the pavement will take him out.
ThaWhiteRanger
Small piece of gravel
WilliamWeird
A crumpled lotto ticket
PandaWaffleking
A crumpled straw wrapper
ThePolisherOfTurds
Or a slight turn of the handles
DarkHollowDulcimers
Best use for a pallet jack: picking up an old Bridgeport.
DarkHollowDulcimers
Putting it on the trailer.
DarkHollowDulcimers
Fully restored 1954 M-head Bridgeport, now with bigger table.
DarkHollowDulcimers
Making nickel brass tension rod nuts with a dividing head on the Bridgeport.
commentsivehadafew
He originally had it raised up, but he was afraid of getting arrested for hijacking. I’ll see myself out.
Chakra5
DedGrlsDntSayNo
Still at risk of getting arrested for jacking off in public
TheWorldAccordingToAtlas
That joke wasn't great, just... palatable.
YeeticusOfTheTribeYeet
HeirElfSquire
That thing hits a ziptie he's fucked
clamdriver
Give me a break.
Exyr
Wait Intel you hit a penny. Youre fucked
TeriyakiGremlin
A pallet jack would go straight over a penny...
bro02tc
More of an AMD person myself but u do u
UsernameMayBeSubjectToChange
Look ma, no teef
DobryPolak
Was literally going to say the sane thing. Penny and all. Although I may not have said "Intel". ;)
BleachItsWhatsForDinner
Infidel!
SlightlyDodgy
A small screw or nail will royally fuck you right up.
tephlonb12
Wiggle that handle to much......
Neednoggle
to much what?
atheistzombie
Sigh..."too".
atheistzombie
To where?
tephlonb12
Front flip into the ground. Might stay vertical for couple seconds. F some road rash. :)
BleachItsWhatsForDinner
Damn dude... Save some pussy for the rest of us.
ObviousPidgeon
Where do you even put all the pussy on that thing?
nikkinikorasu
Boxes of them stacked 10×8, but no more than 40in high
Thebetterself
I'm wondering, lots of people like your comment - why? It's a super generic phrase, what's the joke? I don't get it. What he did is fun?
JellybellyBushroot
The expression is derived from this mathematical expression: BDE>BD
BobbyVegana
Female gonna try to mate with such an alpha male. expected comment in post with strange people or behavior. It's an Imgur thing
BleachItsWhatsForDinner
I'll second this. It's an Imgur lexicon thing.
victalany
Somebody needs to post that article about the monkey colony. Too many males per females and it turns them into horny homicidal cannibals.
Thebetterself
I got three responses. Yours is the only decent one ...
daddytroopa
LOL, how would he stop?
serenityfast
Probably the same way he's driving - the blowers aren't doing shit. It's motorized.
nikkinikorasu
With a ziptie
ImgeneralBennet
Excellent question! The two best methods are as follows: 1) scooter the jack without a pallet on the forks and with the jack fully lowered.>
ImgeneralBennet
ImgeneralBennet
< 2) More risky, but more applicable to this situation, you can also quickly turn the handle 90 degrees in either direction. The sideways>
ImgeneralBennet
ImgeneralBennet
ktt45102
Painfully in my experience
daddytroopa
Could drive it on grass?
ktt45102
I’ve never taken one on grass but I would imagine it would stop it pretty quickly. But then again a tiny scrap of wood will stop one