MayorMcJesus
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Mar 25, 2016 1:15 AM
MayorMcJesus
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zahl
Who...who takes a cat for an ultrasound?
htung147
How to Make Coca-Cola Gummy Soda Bottle Shaped Jelly Fun With Cat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7H3tYIm4QMs
intenseasthecircus
I hope she's okay. Nothing worse than being meowcontent.
HanHadzir
Fake! That cat is pregnant. I know who the owner is.
brokenturtle
That does not look like tuna - cat
thesarahpowellexperience
"My babies! Doc, where are they!! Oh there it is, my two tacos from yesterday." — cat
TheBoozehoundBitch
Okay but to see something that cute I'm pretty sure the money was well spent
thisismypost
You need to fuck her one week before her period for optimum efficiency, or.
Ki3r4nn
This must be where cat scans came from.
THEMEMESTAGATOR
1+
h4h9
Been there, done that op. Mine was fat too, enjoy the worst bath youll ever give to get the gel out of her hair. God knows it took me hours
Copperbrat
My dog had a false pregnancy once before she was spayed. Big ol' boobs and everything.
DoctorHedgehog
I have a similar problem.
kitsaheartsgrievous
cat rock bottom
PhantomDesperado
The cat is looking at the monitor thinking... "I wonder if I'll see that marble i ate last year"
SassyPotato
They're two separate images...
IMayHaveTimeForThat
It was a joke...
homers3rddaughter
Yes rub my belly. Help the food go down.
TakeAChiIIPill
I like how the cat is like "oh my beautif... Oh I'm really are fat"
OfficiallyThatGuyInc
Does anybody see a face right next to the center to the left
(i.e. Leaf Blower Face). Also there is a sad -
OfficiallyThatGuyInc
Darth Malak to the far right, right above the lower ball.
khalis26
I thought i was pregnant too. But im just fat. And a guy
Etal00
Hope she didn't become 'meowlancholy' at the news.
missastromccluskey
I took a stray cat that had turne dup at my place to the vet thinking it was pregnant: he was a male! Still here 8 years later
Thewallroman
Not if they have pet insurance!
saucefordipping29
She was into deep
Shimobe
What a relief! No babies in your pussy.
Yamsy
The would-be papa kitty pulled out, so she tried eating away the depression, realizing he would never be ready for fatherhood. :(
t0mmyB
Ultrasound? Looks more like a cat scan
bvtthole
Desex your animals please.
Idkimadeanaccountjustforthis
No
Nikodbad
When d cat lost her kittens, I had to call it "missing purr sons".
ninjadanny
/a/IhANT
ChadleySmiles
Good pun is good
MayorMcJesus
I'm not feline it
wakkawakkadoodooyeah
That's the best joke about feline miscarriage that I have ever heard
ThatJerkYouKnow
it's a niche market
derpisasderpdoes
And not a miscatriage?
verrog
I'm pretty sure the doctor would know if your cat is pregnant or not before he or she wasted your money on an ultrasound
Tinuviel
False pregnancies exist, even for humans
Sinkip
Maybe there was concern for ovarian cysts when it came up negative?
NotaLizardmen
I took my dog in to see if she was pregnant. Vet said no. A week or two later she had a puppy.
CandidGamera
Think about that sentence again, will you?
GuardLLama
Nope. Happened to my dog too. My mom even had a doggy midwife come in and confirm. Ultrasound a couple of months later. Just fat.
Xayli
Not always. False pregnancies can occur, where the animal shows all the signs of being pregnant but just isn't.
imlikelyatworkrightnow
Thir actually happened to my childhood dog. She was fixed, but started lactating and everything. Total false pregnancy.
quade
Don't worry OP, I make this same mistake, asking coworkers about their pregnancy all the time.
jennycone
Yeah it's really annoying
thelonepig
Funny, my coworker asked me today. Just have to take a dump, dude.
MayorMcJesus
All the time? This is a lesson you should learn pretty quick. Lol
sexymonkeyfarts
"QUADE!!! For the tenth time THIS week... I. AM. NOT. PREGNANT." - Jim
anon2424
This an underrated comment if I've ever seen one
WandererKnight
Definitely know what you mean. And they get all offended for an honest mistake. "I'm a guy, asshole!" People, I swear.
MayorMcJesus
Even when you try to explain that it was an honest mistake because they're so fat. I mean, a little slack here?
Imaybegotthis
"Oh are you pregnant?" "I wasn't yesterday and I'm still not today."
jennycone
My Thoughts exactly
cerigraphx
There's one woman at work I see every day and I'm 95% sure she's pregnant but I'm too afraid to say anything JUST in case.
phelbore
Was she?
cerigraphx
Wow follow up on an 8 month old comment lol. Yes she was, there were two pregnancies in my department actually.
phelbore
I was browsing random. Too bad it wasn't 9 months.
KiltedinSeattle
Safety Fact: unless you actually see the baby's head crowning don't EVER ask a woman if she's pregnant.
PianoMan2112
Even if her belly button looks like a Perdue Oven-Stuffer Roaster's temperature sensor activated?
EnterOmega
Never before have I seen a better description
tiomela
Even though I am pregnant, I am going to tell people it is a food baby if they try to touch me
Justineer
Any baby's a food baby if you're hungry enough.
tiomela
I work at a haunted house and right now on fb it says 'if someone hands you a baby say no thanks I'm vegan'