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Feb 27, 2018 8:29 PM
queenawesome
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eromitlab
I wanna be baptized. Well, get baptized then, I don't give a shit!
ClaireAnneN
WORSHIP LIKE A DOG ON A SATURDAY NIGHT
DickPicEnthusiast
This guy reminds me of somebody that I used to know.
RiverBear
Honestly I think by this point he can afford a bus fair... or a Ferrari. I don’t know how much musicians make.
SexualPeanut
Snurch
HandsomeJack19
I was at a bar once and when that song came on a drunken guy angrily yelled, "GIVE THAT FUCKER A RIDE TO CHURCH SO HE'LL SHUT THE HELL UP!"
FritztheChef
Is he still not Hoziest?
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Mommasaurusrex
Dumb comment.
BetichCro
Trust me, Hozier, you're not missing anything.
CorgiCircus
♫ Don't take this the wrong way, You knew who I was with every step that I ran to you ♫
CoffeeTrampTossBitch
I fall in love just a little more little bit every day with someone new
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
Who the hell would take a dog to church?
wtforero
Cab driver, I’ll take you to church $6, I’m about to give you the ride of your life. No tip, the full ride.
nthensome
This joke is hilarious. My friend doesn't get the joke tho. He's doesn't understand jokes like I do. Can someone explain it to him?
YES16MAN
Hozier wrote and performed a song called "Take me to Church."
JexLane
Hozier sings a song called Take Me To Church https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVjiKRfKpPI
rayvn
Why did I click that, I've seen that before and now I'm crying over it again
BulkSausage
https://imgur.com/hOBKef1
shinydev
In fairness, he asked like everyone.
aquamaniam
That song is awful
theresgarlicinthatnebula
You must be Russian.
randomusergnome
please tell me this an actual tweet
aldashin
Not well liked in Canada. Everyone there tells him, "Take off, Hozier."
yogiminit
well... this comment is highly underrated...
whatspaulplayingtoday
What...? Who the fuck even are you?
BadWolfDancer
Hozier is the singer of a song called Take Me To Church.
whatspaulplayingtoday
Okay. I guess that's nice.
princeaizen
Not even his best song
Mommasaurusrex
Not exactly the worst unfortunately.
Bluekitten03
I'll take you!
Welve
superCheeseTraveler
He made a song that said "take me to church"
aturixios
It's in the title.
CoffeeTrampTossBitch
Take me to Snurch
Kerro1981
It’s half a mile from your gaff. Fucking walk lank bag.
Grekos01
It’s a wild Scott! You guys have the most creative insults and I love it! *ps* also love that somecunt is apparently a word in your dialect.
MooCoww
It’s half a mile away from your house. Please walk you really tall skinny person.
ShesMyWomanNordStyle
Nable for that lad.
ThatGingerGuyInAHat
He gets famous and suddenly he has notions about getting a lift to mass
kaniptionfit
Do you write, bro?
islandlala
Y’otter
EoinBourkeMaguire
NOOOOOOOOTIONS
ThomasTheDankEngine15
Pleas speak English.
TrendyGayShark
That is English...... you lank bag
Kerro1981
I will yeah.
NerdWife
Perfect Irish response ha
gayrat5
Pleez learn how to spell first
Nemain
Imigh leat.
OnlyCommentNeverPost
takemedecherch derpaherp derp SHARPEN DE NIFE
Poopiecatties
I snorted!
killiandarkwater
Same
Treybetrey
Peppersworth
Take me to church, I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lives I'll tell you my sins so you can sharpen your knife
OctopusGardener
shrine of your lies*
Peppersworth
Oh lol, I tried to type lies but it didn't work out
UNHhhh
Apadee ba dep de den day doh
Peppersworth
Offer me that deathless death, but good god let me give you my life
UNHhhh
I've never even gotten close to that
Peppersworth
Lol, I am pretty good at recognizing song lyrics
Treybetrey
poopoobrain
one time my car broke dn at a church and i was late for a cort appointment. no one would help me. ended up getting a ride from a wanted girl
iusuallyrespondwithgifsoroffensivecomments
Guess it was a good thing you didn't have a spelling bee appointment
poopoobrain
thats not a thing. and i have crippling dyslexia so i mean thanks for that ass hat
poopoobrain
thats not a thing. and i have crippling dyslexia so i mean thanks. ass hat
poopoobrain
thats not a thing. and i have crippling dyslexia so i mean thanks for that. ass hat
poopoobrain
thats not a thing. and i have crippling dyslexia so i mean thanks for that. ass hat
poopoobrain
thats not a thing. and i have crippling dyslexia so i mean thanks for that ass hat
poopoobrain
thats not a thing. and i have crippling dyslexia so i mean thanks for that. ass hat
DutchymcDutchface
Also, where are the first 4 mambo’s of Lou Bega?
nia2k
Hi, joke ruiner here:Lou Bega's Mambo Number 5 was a .. cover-ish? .. of Perez Prado's Mambo No.5. Perez DID write other numbered mambos.
eromitlab
In the vault next to the James Gang's first 47 funks.
SpottedThieves
YES! Someone who knows there's a Funk #48!
JustPlaneWrong
Destroyed in a house fire in 1995
HeyYouNoYou
In a gaff fire?
shadokastur0776
Underrated comment
needanamedammit
Mambo no 5 was too much fire!
PineZenGrove
1,2,3,4,5...