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Mar 25, 2026 1:23 AM
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DrSchlepenstein
TACO caved again.
brightlightbarking
Probably trying to make everyone think there's a ceasefire, so that when Iran attacks again because there obviously isn't, everyone will think we're The Victim.
pres465
He's probably talking to the Shah's people and thinks they are "Iran". He's extremely dumb.
albakSPrince
I can only imagine the stock trading in that minute. this vile creature will happily trade American lives for a cash payout. and maga idiots will eat his shitty diaper while thanking him. freaks
DJOldguy
What else do we expect? Why is the Orange Turd still in the WH? (We really should be renaming the White House to the Shit House!)
UncleRat
Trump has lost the narrative again.
mandorsawalll
That's all he does his whole life and as a president. He BLUFFS! Bluffs and blackmails.
lemonglitter
And files lawsuits
doctorId
This is why I get so mad that everyone just lets him do whatever he wants. If anyone with any modicum of power threatened him with any kind of consequences he'd fold like one of his oversized clown suits.
Nanntuckett
I’m imagining Iran constantly refreshing any source for what Trump says so they can immediately refute it
lemonglitter
🤣
antoinettehaupt2
Of only his pants WOULD light on fire.
The entire planet is tired of his crap now.
What next shit show is he going to create
phoenix0path
He's saying up crashes and rallies in the stock market.
They are making bank off of these "announcements"...
He's emptying the coffers.
morninggloryshade777
The VOICES in T's addled head are at it again....
AgamemnonsMemes
But they gave him a very big present!
narcoleptiKnickers
We just have to let Dumpo believe we believe he won for a week or so. Let his sycophants praise him for bringing down the price of gas. Then he'll be distracted by some other dumb shit.
bahukiba
The problem with that thinking is the amount of people who have and will die before then.
narcoleptiKnickers
It'd be less then if he keeps the war going for months on end :-)
FeChefImgur
One of them is probably telling the truth and I know which one I'm be putting my money on it being.
AngelBolen91
Its easier to assume whatever the shitstain says is a lie until proven true by multiple credible media sources.
didyouseewhatgodjustdidtousman
This is exactly right. The opposite of whatever this regime says is much closer to the truth than their actual words. I’d say 90% of everything they say is a lie.
somerandomusernamething
There is a flow chart here. If he says he did or didn't do something, it's a lie. If he says he will do something it's a lie. If he says "maybe I'll do x..." It is very likely something he will do.
lemonglitter
And if he says the Democrats/left are doing something-they're not, but he is
ontarioOT
Check out the massive trades that went down 5-10 minutes before he posted. It's all insider trading.
SavageDrums
They don't even have to do anything about it, the algorithms are programmed to react when he tweets, because the algorithms are programmed by idiots and the market is completely detached from reality.
GrimleyGraves
They aren't programmed by idiots, they are programmed by very intelligent people with the express purpose of enriching the upper class.
ontarioOT
The trades happened before he tweeted. Algorithms can't travel through time.
SavageDrums
No, but the market going up after an obvious lie was obviously the work of the dumb machines.
jamiedBreaker
Very out of the loop on stocks, what's this referring to?
BananaForScaIe
Over $500MM in profit from one trade (I believe) like 10-15 min before Trump said things were basically resolved. Completely unusual, Paul Krugman (nobel prize winning economist) called it treason.
jamiedBreaker
TY. Is this referring to a Truth Social post or something? And is it different from the betting on the war beginning in the first place?
ontarioOT
Separate from the start of the war stuff. This was on Friday I think, when Trump posted on Troth Centshal that they were in talks with Iran. My guess is they've been doing this throughout the war.
EricAirheart
Hate to believe Iran but I believe Iran.
Starlatan
Did you go far away?
modus0
Well, turpm does have a history of chickening out whenever someone with power actually stands up to him, TACO for a reason.
YippeeKayakOB
Both are tyrants and both lie, but one lies in amuch more obvious way, so yeah, I believe Iran
newsguycraigevans
You're only saying that because the orange regime lies so often that it's impossible to believe anything they say
lemonglitter
And his cult will lap it all up
kahooki
I trust Iran as far as I can throw the Ayatollah and that still puts them miles ahead of Trump even if I'm just collapsing under the weight.
Timesarrows
remember for the last 5 decades US official position is to never negotiate with terrorists! what the corporate media isn't reporting, Iran has had the near same policy - "Iran does not negotiate with Pedophiles". iran policy states "pedophiles" r worse than "terrorists".
Timesarrows
those who support Pedophile Classs
georgejimmydoodle
They know that against him the truth is a good weapon.
chukyrlaw
And its not even close
Imalwaysready
Would you go so far as to say “Iran, so far away?”
beneaththewillowtree
flock of seagulls plz go
ontarioOT
I don't even like running and I believe Iran.
L4dead2
Have you tried getting some of these?
ugopb4me
enderite
nofucksgivin
Iran no where today but kept lookin hopin they would f*ck some *cough country up so letem know. But hope no civilian is hurt unless got that maga shit takin gear on
VegaJuniper
Iran may be a theocracy that hangs people from cranes, fighting a war, and in such a state you can't even know who, if anyone, is in charge.
And yet, when the president of the US announces a breakthrough in negotiations, the first instict is "uh-huh, let's wait for a confirmation from Iran". At this point it's impossible to know if Trump lies or just straight up sees things. Recently he had an imaginary conversation with a former president, who apparently wasn't any of the living ones.
SalmonTheWise
Presidential portraits speak to him like in Harry Potter.
georgejimmydoodle
It was himself. He was the former president he spoke with.
quade
I hate to believe either one of these totalitarian regimes; I trust on of them more than the other, though, which makes me sick. Still though, sauce?
messedabout
It is ok to hate them both equally
quade
I don't hate them equally. I mean, yeah, I should... both commit crimes against humanity, and Iran has done it for a LOT longer... but right now? in 2025/2026, because it directly affects *me* (yes, that makes me selfish or whatever), I hate one more than the other unequally.
VinnieJonesDiary
Fucking hell, the ignorance of that comment!
Wanna know how the regime in Iran came about???
VinnieJonesDiary
To everyone downvoting me: the US has been committing human rights violations around the world for decades and decades, dont get mad at basic facts.
Grow up.
messedabout
FairPlay
ontarioOT
I mean, the USA has definitely been committing war crimes for decades as well, they just have a better publicity team.
theworldcouldbeflat
Way better PR team. The Declaration of Independence defines a "free" country as having an "Independent Judiciary". The US hasn't had an independent judiciary since the 1980's.
Imalwaysready
America has? That can’t be true…