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Feb 18, 2023 4:34 PM
DudeItLooksLikeIDidntChooseAnUsername
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angryregistrar
This is not appealing to me. I like to be able to chew bits off the bone.
SubiBryant
This isn't my weirdest boner but it's up there.
dpeiffer10127001
Over cooked. Beef ribs should be to the tooth.
BabyBumbleBee3
Maybe I'm weird, but ribs are the only type of meat I don't like to be "fall off the bone". Lemme pull the meat off myself!
xo66nt
I appreciate that some of you adore this but for me its vulgar, mushy and not actually that good. I love meat but not a stupid pile of it
KaijuMcCitysmash
What I like about beef ribs is that they're like pork ribs except bigger and made out of beef
kwogh
Making expensive meat into mushy baby food, ill never understand it.
Itaru
Isn't that extremely overcooked?
redtruck
Yes, extremely.
Mack1986
Counterpoint. That is overcooked mush. I like smoking meat but he could have saved 13 hours with an instant pot
SecretAgentSuperBooger
Stuey1221
trav1350
kaijuuGold
moon35man2000
Gheebun
GooseWhoGames
He is just as juicy as I like them. Hello sir.
Ermitesrubiht
what's the point of ribs if you dont get to gnaw the flesh off the bone?
therealsarahconnor
Facts. These are overcooked. There needs to be at least a little tug or it’s just a pile of mush. Terrible for left overs.
Kagenical
Goddamn, this has me moister than the meat.
zylstra555
I went ahead and took my clothes off.
Kagenical
Always a good idea to prepare for the meat sweats, yeah.
newsguycraigevans
I was at 6 o'clock but now I'm at 12
fantittytastic
Fuck, it took me a watchthrough and a half to notice the meat. Smaaaaash
RoyalWithChz
I’m in the minority here, but I’m not even vegetarian and that just grosses me out.
theimgurappsucksballs
TouchMyInfection
AwwDamn321
Cutting it with the bone is the most gangsta shit I’ve ever seen!
therealsarahconnor
Nawww that just showed how mushy and over cooked it is.
AwwDamn321
Depends on the type of meat.
therealsarahconnor
Pork, yes, beef no. This looks like Dino ribs—aka beef ribs—to me, especially with the cattle claw he has stabbed into the meat.
fractalsphere
Cutting it apart WITH THE BONE 100% appeals to the caveman inside me.
Mytherandis
Caveman having to lick chops cause salivatin'
TheWombatStrikesAgain
You should really get him out. He could suffocate in there.
dazergolf
i got ya UNGA!! BUNGA!! WAAAH....
TasteOfNoise
You should probably be more considerate about your internet browsing with someone inside you
Laurpud
It 1000% appeals to the cave woman in me! Hubba hubba, omnomnom
NotaCPA
I'm fully erect!
InfinitusEquitas
Sh*t I'm just gonna eat it with my hands and shovel it down my gullet.
CaptainAsshat
Your parents aren't here, you can say shit.
HelloDarknessMyOld
what if they don't want to.
CaptainAsshat
Give me a single good reason. Saying it with an asterisk vs just saying it, what's the actual difference? Nothing, unless there are filters.
InfinitusEquitas
Which there are, if I use profanity my comments are not visible.
dingoflickums
Unpopular opinion, that meat looks mushy
YOURFRIEND2010
BBQ should have a little bite to it. Not be jellified.
therealsarahconnor
That’s because it’s over cooked. It is mush.
NiceGreenArrows
That isn't an unpopular opinion, it is a pretty factual statement. It's just subjective wether that fact is good or bad.
therealsarahconnor
If you want mush, cook pulled pork, not ribs. Lol
Flightmaster101
Yeah, in a competition this is overcooked. You should be able to take a bite from the rib cleanly without the rest falling off the bone.
SarcasticComment
not unpopular. I'd be making mental notes about what went wrong with my cook if it came out this mushy
sevro77
Don't know what language he's speaking, but he's speaking my language.
CutChemist
Portuguese
witalaska4
I understand him because he’s speaking in Delicioso language. He said, “Yo check this out….bruh?”
HowlerTwo
A Howler, in the wild!
AcroCanThesaurus
The last thing said was “that’s the way you do it”.
LateNightBunnyParty
I had to unmute, cuz I fully would have expected Alabama or Texas.
felipeg7
brazilian portuguese
KenKorte
Abrigado
AndBingoWasHisName0
I thought it was some deep-swamp Cajun at first.
xxPaulCPxx
The smooth lilt in the voice made me think that too.
ninjamurray
He is speaking the language of love ❤️
dwolvin
I'm thinking Cajun
kaptainkirk27
I agree with the others it's not Cajun but I don't think your entirely wrong either. The accent feels Cajun.
dwolvin
Yeah, there are multiple similar down there, creole comes to mind. I'm no linguist...
ILoveSpicyPeople
100% Portuguese
CosmicGastropod
Brazillian portuguese is the cajun of portuguese
ILoveSpicyPeople
I’m kinda shocked by how many people can’t identify Portuguese.
commanderding
why..... given that >90% of worlds population has no interest in Portuguese...
eastend666
I'm shocked you're shocked.
MithridateEupator
Why? It's indistinguishable from like 4 other romance languages just in terms of sounds used.
morphis
It's sounds almost like Spanish but if you here "juoos" and almost "shh" sounds, It's Portuguese
Zorrodidnothingwrong
Not if you speak/studied/heard once in your life any of those languages
AlexSomething
It sounds nothing like Spanish, French or Italian to my ear, very easy to tell these 4 apart. It's just a matter of experiencing them
JesaraB
I'll be honest I came to the comments hoping to find out, but assumed it was some form of creole until then.
CongratsYouAreHereNow
Indistinguishable? Hahahaha
Sheldonian
Yeah, as a Mexican, I realized that at least people from USA struggle a lot identifying it and some confuse it with Spanish, for me 1/
Sheldonian
Phonetically sounds very different, but for them not so much I guess 2/2
OneShot510
Portuguese sounds like spainish if a spainish speaker had a stroke and half their face was paralyzed.
OneShot510
I always catch flack for that joke but it's accurate since my Mexican strictly spainish speaking grandpa had a stroke and that's how it was
MadamPuddifoot
As an American who has been around Portuguese, French, and Spanish speakers, I can only ID it when I rule out French and Spanish. Lol
Axianamos
As an american who lives in an area with a large hispanic population, all I knew is that it wasnt spanish.
SeePriceInCart
Well his hat is from a Brazilian cell phone store, so maybe Portuguese?
kerms
I was originally thinking a Slavic language so it probably is Portuguese, which superficially sounds like one.
coolerguy
Portuguese, sounds like a Spanish drunk person speaking Russian…
Circosys
Sounds like you may be right
IchitheKira
Yep, Portuguese.
69username420
Hes speaking Portuguese so I'm guessing that cellphone store is in Brazil
Tigersterne
He's celling a Brazil store so I'm guessing Port
pianostacatto
Well, the store seems to Port in or by Brazil, so maybe phone?
Tigersterne
Call the portulance
ExplodingPortaPotty
In the few BBQ competitions I've attended meat coming off the bone like this is actually bad for your score.
lukebagpiper2
It's kind of an opinion thing... I've made it both ways. Most ppl seem to prefer falling off. I have grown to like them a lil less done
candar
Yeah it's absolutely "overcooked", and it's gunna be mushy .. but it _will_ be delicious, and sometimes u want that good good mush
iplaytrombone
Yeah. Ribs should be tender but not like this. Every time I’ve had ribs like this, all cartilage is just flavorless gelatin and unpleasant.
BewareTheIceSpiders
For ribs, yes absolutely, but I think for bone-in pulled meat its fine.
DarthDrizzt42
I've read that too, anybody can cook meat till the point it falls apart, doesn't actually mean it's *good*
Hashbrown123
Yeah, I like it just firm enough that I can eat it off the bone.
tr26
Former IBCA competitor and judge here - for pork at any competition tied to Memphis in May, that is absolutely true. I don’t know others.
therealsarahconnor
Overcooked.
HyJack
True for pork ribs. IDK if beef ribs are a competition meat though - they usually do brisket, which is way worse undercooked than over.
onlymostofthetime
yeah it looks like it would fall apart on the fork before I could get it in my mouth
StudioDerpster
That's why you bring a straw.
UncleRat
I posted that here too. If it falls off the bone, it is overcooked, in my humble opinion.
HuskerCO
He spent a lot of money to cook it like a pot roast...you are right, in competition he'd score low
C110PR
How do you judge bbq????
Rystefn
Same way you judge wine. Mostly be being a pretentious twat.
CriErr
Isn't there like specific genre of meat going for exactly this post gif, "slow cooked" / "pulled pork"?
tr26
That’s pork butt (or beef, clod is beef shoulder but less popular)
iplaytrombone
Right, but you use a butt or shoulder, not ribs.
pyrocreep
Sort of, but this isn't really the cut of meat that you'd use for that. You still don't want it to become mush though. There's a line.
SarcasticComment
yup. it is overcooked and mush. they look for meat with retention but soft enough to clean break from the bone.
Rogahar
Well the judges can sit over there and be haughty about it, I'm gonna sit over shoveling that deliciously moist meat down my throat.
rbudrick
Very moist. Down your throat.
Rogahar
Rogahar
And yes I did intend that innuendo. I see two hot pieces of meat in that video and I'll have both tyvm. ?
DiabloD3
MarioBoon
That's what she said.
nebber853000
IhasTehinternets
Yeah but that's not for an American BBQ competition and those aren't ribs. My uneducated guess is that meat will become carnitas.
spookyactionatadistance
It's mexicaneese chicken
lukebagpiper2
Definitely beef ribs. Several ways they could serve them after this but that's the cut.
TheMentallyillist
Not ribs? What bones are those he’s pulling out. Dick bones?
SarcasticComment
still a line for carnitas ad these will be mushy. I'd have pulled this earlier.
LinemanMatt
Carnitas is pork. This is definitely beef.
IhasTehinternets
Yeah, I was incorrect on possibly all of my previous assumptions.
ExplodingPortaPotty
Falling off the bone like this is a sign the ribs were overcooked.
Orangeracecar
Not overcooked, but steamed
Libertysyclone
Jokes on you, I’m into that shit!
lukebagpiper2
It's kind of an opinion thing... I've made it both ways. Most ppl seem to prefer falling off. I have grown to like them less done
Rystefn
Facts. There is no one right way. It's like how dark you like your toast.
boiphamet
If you eat blackened toast, you're wrong. I'm not sorry.
Aysling
My partner has caused a fire in the panera bagel cooker at least three times. That's how dark he wants them. . .I agree with you 100%
wormfood
This is the culinary equivalent of the American Kennel Club
Mack1986
... and what does that mean in English
therealsarahconnor
lukebagpiper2
It's kind of an opinion thing... I've made it both ways. Most ppl seem to prefer falling off. I have grown to like them a lil less done
wormfood
Yeah, and in competition they usually judge looking for them to stick. But people like them this way for the tenderness.
GCRust
Thankfully, this isn't a competition.
ExplodingPortaPotty
Meats still overcooked.
tr26
I agree, unless the meat is for people who think all bbq should be like fat cap.
BigFatFailureTurtle
According to who? There's no objective standard here, and the meat looks delicious.
IhasTehinternets
Incorrect. That is 100% the desired effect. Not every meat is American BBQ ribs.
therealsarahconnor
Ribs especially, should not be cooked this way. You want mushy meat, get pot roast or pulled pork. Not ribs.
therealsarahconnor
IhasTehinternets
therealsarahconnor
Educate yourself. https://www.freep.com/story/life/2018/07/01/advice-cooking-grilling-ribs-fourth-july/742612002/
therealsarahconnor
Just because someone told you a long time ago that “fall off the bone” meant they were perfect, doesn’t mean they were right….
therealsarahconnor
https://foodsguy.com/overcooked-ribs/
PulpyOJ
UncleRat
I'll have what he's having.
smashfaceawesome
Find yourself a fan that looks at you like this man looks at this steak.
BishopOfKender
Is that Buster Bluth?
TheAdjuster
NO TOUCHING
Gustave13
he's a MONSTER
cdub77
i wish i could find a fuy who looks at my meat like that.
heyletsbefriends
10Upvotes
Watchman85
If they did it wouldn't be a tear of joy...just saying...
extraDimensionalAnxiety
No they cry when we get our order.
HighrockTendales
I've never seen anyone cry when they got their order. This isn't even someone crying when they got their order, this is someone wiping onion
OverMyDadBody
At least not of happiness
10Upvotes
Ohyesireallydidthat
Are you kidding me? Have you never had the perfect salad that just made you wanna cry? Yea, me neither
NeoAcario
It was more about the whole side of salmon that was on top of the caesar salad.. if that counts.
ChelVanin
There was this girl I hung out with all the time in HS. Everyone thought I wanted to date her but rly her mom just made great grilled salmon