justanotherenthusiast
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So I broke down on a motorway. Stopped and out the car immediately. Within 30 seconds Mr lorry played "bite the pillow I'm going in dry". Thankfully no one was hurt! Lesson for all kids. Don't fuck about on the motorways. Get out quick at keep clear!
weneedmorequestions
Ups!
neil137
"cunt's fucked" -Australian proverb
bohjeenie
Also, I'm curious as to who picks up the bill. Seems the motorway management at fault. UPS should probably sue.
funnyguy10
That Will Buff Out
marderfucker
Truck driver be like: ups
bohjeenie
Will kindly ignore those recommending to stay in vehicle, over barrier and up embankment every time. Active or no.
OopsieDaiseys
My package is suppose to arrive Tuesday. If I don't get my damn pillow, I'll know why.
Gmayor61
upsie daisy
LetMeinNow
2ltr BMW diesel, Turbo failure perchance?
VCB123
UPS a daisy
OmnibusLatinName
That's so bad, I could UPS-truck.
NeverCast
Life has its UPS and downs
ScuseMeWhileIWhipThisOut
There's yer problem, yer drivin' on the wrong side of the damned road!!! (j/k glad you're doing well, sorry about the damage!)
HarunAlSindar
B M Troubleyou
boredasusuall
Bu the looks of it u stopped at thr wrong place, ydi moron
justwannarunaway
Now you know why your amazon package didn’t deliver on time
steadyrockin
Glad you're alright. Gets crazy out on the roads when people don't pay attention. Most of them on their damn phones
AidenT92
I mean it could've been the truck driver couldn't stop in time due to its speed. But hey I'm no expert on trucks
Placentaur
Yup. Any time I see a fast driver slow down seemingly arbitrarily, I just know they're on their phone. ALWAYS BUSINESSMEN TOO AUGH
mickeyluv
I don't think the hard shoulder should have been made into a lane.
Elvisiion
Damn.. glad you are ok! I had an accident last August.. wasnt so lucky to get out of it unharmed. But its looking a lot better now for me.
Makato2003
even without a driver, BMW cannot do what it is supposed to do....
MaxximumB
That'll buff right out.
Uffen90
People are really fucktards on the highway.
wobblecopterr
Car held up surprisingly well.
KharnApproves
BMW’s are pretty stout
wobblecopterr
Indeed
RichardCraniumwasalreadytaken
BMW is known for keeping occupants alive. That's why my wife drives an E53. Tough rig with reliable components.
richman888
What motorway was it? Also was it one of the so called “smart” motorways?
ChloeRed
It is, you can tell by the signs on the gantry having one over the hard shoulder instead of just the running lanes.
boogieplayer
That's because you drove on the bad side of the road
LaNikoLaTes
BMW 3 Touring is a f*** beast. Love that car.
justanotherenthusiast
Yeah me too! Well loved
echo1echo
I hope my parcel wasn't in that truck!
A911owner
Judging by the license plate, I don't think it was on its way to Cut Bank...
MyNameIsPer
Curse OP to oblivion if it was!!!
SilverFish0
Dildo I bet
KapnKershaw
Custom fleshlight molded from Op's mom.
caesarjd
You Brits have a problem with HGV's. Terrible roads, too much traffic on them, and different speed limits for trucks and cars...THIS!
Broken08
Omg no. That is terrible advice. Stay in your car UNLESS you are stopped in an active lane and can safely get off the road
Maleae
According to OP, it was an active lane. A hard shoulder being used for heavy traffic, regulated by overhead signs
GameBrian
No, that is good advice. Staying in the car leads to death very often. You have no idea how common this man's story is, and dead don't talk.
valen00
You can either stay in the car with the belt on(which wouldn't have been fun but you would have lived) or get *way the fuck* away. Many/
valen00
people stand next to their car. If you are out of the car get like 30 meters away from it, go up the bank, go all the way away from it.
Beelsebooob
Just for reference - the normal advice for stopping on a motorway is ... DO NOT GET OUT! You're far more likely to die as a pedestrian 1/
Beelsebooob
than as someone sat in a car on the hard shoulder. 2/2
thewalkendude
In the UK, the advice is the opposite. Get out of the car ASAP and go up the embankment/off the road. Average time between stopping and 1/
thewalkendude
getting hit by something is <60 seconds. That's not a guarantee you'll be hit, but if you are, it's *very* soon. 2/
idrinkcheapbeer
I am convinced that I am going to die on an American highway. A 75 mile one way commute, most of it on I-70, will open your eyes real quick.
Broken08
Especially during ski season
idrinkcheapbeer
Rains, snow, sleet, sun, beautiful weather, it doesn't matter. USA highways are deathtraps.
idrinkcheapbeer
I looked it up. We're good. India and China are WAY more dangerous. hell, Brazil, Thailand, Vietnam and Indonesia are vehicular nightmares.