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Skima20
Yeah but what about the very first time . I guess those didn't come out right so they mixed them into the 2nd starting the trend
lychgate
If you want to fit in with the crowed but don't want to chew tobacco just run a toootsie roll through a pencil sharpener.
ObliqueRay
"Theoretically". In practice I'm pretty sure that's bullshit.
Beholdthewang
What are you doing just make a dump you twat
wahtawasteofanaccount
It'd be like 1 billionth of a tootsie roll though
BungusAmungus
Stop spamming these damn posts. It's like you found a dump of these facts and decided to divvy them up for more points.
southlington
I want to like this comment but it’s at 69...nice
WhatzitTooya
Dont worry, he wont make it past usersub with those scummy tact.... oh wait, he did. And not just once.
HieronymousFlex
And it is working spectacularly. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
TheRicM
That's exactly what he did lol, look at all his posts
phil1d
At some point the dilution exceeds Avogadro's number per gram original material and the chances of any original tootsie roll become v small
pleasenopicturesimnaked
Systematically the original ingredients have purged itself from the batch you may a batch from 1956 or earlier. The chemical that contains >
pleasenopicturesimnaked
Lol i don't know what I'm m saying i just wanted to waste your time.
DamageAndJoy
goflyblind
to the left! to the left!
JudgeMentaI
BAM! Homeopathy
Popspoppingit
unless they mixed a huge HUGE percentage, this is statistically not true.
TheDoctormoriarty
That's why they said theoretically
Popspoppingit
Not unless they retained like 99.99whoknowshowmany9s% or something ridiculous
Lurkingoff
Whatever it is I think I see, becomes a tootsie roll to me
yellowdove
Yeah. I sang it as I read it
ThisIsGod
*Stares wide-eyed and confusedly at a pile of poop*
ArcaneAlchemist
that's not the way that works. you can divide the total mass of all sold tootsie with the mass of the first batch. if the answer is...
ArcaneAlchemist
smaller than the sum of the first batches atoms, then there is no probability that there is even one atom left of the original batch
ArcaneAlchemist
that said, far before that happened it was far more likely that all that first batch goo got scooped out and sold.
buzzl1ght
Duh, It's tootsie roll homeopathy
TheRicM
OP with another "break up a dump for points" post! Lol
BeerAndTrembling
Sure seems to be working for him. https://gph.is/2dUteLx
Laserdiscmemories
Ship of Theseus situation here.
Fauxcused
No,even at infitismal amounts the first batch is long gone.
ChlorideCull
Hard to prove that, since you have no idea how much of the previous batch is mixed in, or has been mixed in historically.
Fauxcused
There have been a lot of Tootsie rolls made. 99.9999 percent sure is good enough for me.
GomezAtTheDebOfNight
Taste like they're from 1907
SoulSukkur
after a millennium or so, I'm pretty sure we've passed avagadro's limit.
EalisLav
Assume the previous day batch is a half of total batch. That means each day amount of Tootsie from the first batch is halved. 1/?
EalisLav
Now, after 107 years, it is over 40,000 days. The amount of the first batch is lesser than 1/2^40000, more than 1 and 4000 zeros.
EalisLav
There is less than 1 and 100 zeros atoms in the entire universe. That means much more atoms in Tootsie from the first batch 3/?
EalisLav
is coming to next batches from atoms that were eaten, got out of organism, get absorbed by plants and came to next batch,
cyno01
Homeopathic tootsie rools.
IWillFigureOutAWittyNameLater
You're telling me they've *never* cleaned the equipment? I call shenanigans.
ssmud1
I don't believe they never cleaned. Maybe Tootsie rolls for the day are mixed, but the idea that the first batch has residue left is crazy.
jameschristopherwilson365
It was also the first individually wrapped candy in this country.
battleofhastings1066
Whatever it is I think I see, becomes a tootsie roll to me.
battleofhastings1066
Tootsie Roll, you're that chocolaty chew!
battleofhastings1066
Tootsie Roll, I'm so in love with you!
QuackQuackAttack
So homeopathic tootsie roll. The current ones are billions of times more powerful that the first ones!
meskuntujay
Invalid
eggmuffin
Fuck off, @OP. Dumps of useless trivia we can't trust to be true is bad enough. Spamming individual snippets of dumps is worse. Fuck! Off!
sospicy
Ah, the paradox of Theseus’ ship. If a wooden ship is replaced, piece by piece, over the course of a year, is it still the original ship
sospicy
or a new creation? Greek philosopher Plutarch is credited with putting words to this paradox.
BeerAndTrembling
I often wonder when the "philosopher" tag is appropriate. I think of Plutarch as a biographer first and philosopher second.
Totallyscrewedinaustin
Thought that the ingredients were a trade secret?
iouoneusername
That's why people think this is a fact. It just says "Tootsie roll" on the ingredients list.
CarmenRedgenal
Explains why I hate that shit!!!
19931117
How did they make the first batch tho if there was no previous batch?
lmcgrath
These are the questions that keep me up at night.
WizardHarryDresden
They found it in jumanji
t3n3d0s
Soylent green
pointsForNothing
They made a very small batch just intended to be used the next day for the real batch! Damn, I am so wise ;)
NomDeImguerre
Batches all the way down.
Kopar
Omg he's right. The first batch was a fraud! Or maybe all the batches after are D: have I ever had a real tootsie roll?
TheDudeOrHisDudeness
How about they waited for a day before mixing it with a new one, then used it.
StatiPandaBandit
Time travel. The last batch ever made was sent to make the first.
ginmonty
It’s the chicken/egg question of the candy world.
bomboy23
That batch was inedible
SlackerTactical
Delete your account.
PatrickRob82
FromDenmarkWithHate
I ask ther same question about sourdough!
piratedn1nj4
Happy little accidents11
Sm9yCg
Some mold scratched off someones hearth?
StealthyNinja7
Killed a virgin
JupiterJedi
*blows up*
WineAndRevelry
TheBIFFALLO87
Don't you fucking move- illuminati
Jellybeanboom
Um... One... Two... Three. [Crunch]. Three
GoblinOfPoliticalSuccubus
Someone fell into the machine to get things started.
nugenki
They used a time machine and grabbed the leftovers from a future date.
battleofhastings1066
But then the next day in the future, they wouldn't be able to mix in the leftovers you stole...
NPaine
Bam...the earth is flat!
Theodrian
There is always another turtle underneath.
ScruffyThePirate
All the way down
MikeTheScientist
They didn’t sell any of those tootsies from day 1. Just made the first batch to mix in with day 2.
JaredFogleSubway
Day 1: They made an initial batch not intended for consumption. Day 2: Made another batch, then they mixed the two batches.
GodCommentMaker
the 1st batch didn’t have a previous batch mixed with it so adding that to the 2nd batch is not the same as adding a previously Mixed batch
CreatureFromtheBlackLegume
This is the KitKat thing all over again
wobblestopwally
I love KitKats
woderwoman
What’s the kitkat thing?
GameDevSorcery
All of it has some of the founder's cat in it
PharmaKarma
It reminds me of that "turtles all the way down" line about planet earth. "It's Tootsie Rolls all the way back".
SuperIncoherentRantingMan
Immaculate confection, obviously.
PapaNurgleLovesYou
beegbairbeister
Underrated comment
VinceCaso
Flawless
sevenfingers
Bravo
wroe81
A+ joke sir
MammaryExhibitNumberOne
Fell across that comment again 2 years after and I wish I could upvote one more time.
inkandcaffeine
I followed you based on this pun. I look forward to more wordplay.
SuperIncoherentRantingMan
Prepare to be thoroughly disappointed!
GeauxReau
What came first? The chicken or the batch?
jondashjon
My mind is blown! Like how did Jon Connor first exist?
Ja5per
Piefromhell
by being his own grandpa.
jondashjon
How!? I need answers!
SuperIncoherentRantingMan
Futurama has created a pretty accurate summary of how one becomes one's own grandpa... it's a pretty sparse field of study, though.
mousibald
Also. No actual chocolate is in tootsie rolls.
HighFunctioningAlcoholic
I don't care. They're amazing.
bobtheaxolotl
Cocoa is one of the ingredients. They taste sort of like the inventor only ever heard what chocolate tastes like, though.
imdonewithpickingusernames
icookfoodandfightfire
2 things, 1. Yes there is, cocoa is one of the ingredients and 2. Its a fudge product, fudge inherently doesnt necessarily use chocolate
ilovecake
I can’t have chocolate, and as cocoa is an ingredient I don’t eat this candy, soooo....
clarkster501
That makes two of us ..
TehGrimReaper
Cocoa is in there. It's the fifth ingredient, but it's there.
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AdmJota
Cocoa powder is, but that's only part of chocolate. It makes things chocolate-flavored, but you need cocoa butter to be chocolate.
cyno01
Yeah, but thats like saying chocolate ice cream isnt chocolate because theres no cocoa butter. Its so overpedantic as to be nonsensical.
AdmJota
Huh? Chocolate ice cream *isn't* chocolate. It's ice cream. There's a pretty big difference between a chocolate bar and a bowl of ice cream.
cyno01
Exactly my point, the (flavored) is implied. Saying "not actually chocolate" makes it sound like its artificially flavored, not cocoa +
GreaterDog
When a product adversises itself as "chocolatey" instead of chocolate, you can be sure af it's not chocolate
cyno01
Usually has more to do with the fat not being cocoa butter than there not being any cocoa solids, which tooties rolls do have.
Eogos
I don't think I've ever seen an advert for tootsie rolls in my life.
GreaterDog
Didn't mean it as a "duh you should've known", but just some sneaky package labeling I've noticed over time. And I think this is the only
GreaterDog
Tootsie-related ad in probably the last 30 years https://imgur.com/pAyDggT They don't need to persuade anyone to eat Tootsie Rolls, those
GreaterDog
are ammo for beaning parade-goers
dontsayretarded0itsgay
So they sell them in the UK?
AdmJota
Whatever it is I think I see becomes a Tootsie Roll to me.
AdmJota
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VG75rYD151s for source.