Hog calling contest goes METAL!!!!  \m/...(>.

Apr 12, 2021 4:45 PM

https://www.facebook.com/andreantunesmusic/videos/445320076764008 - https://youtu.be/4n7bUYBYZPE

I don’t remember this primus song

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Man I hope someone disinfected those mics after each performance

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It seems a perfect marriage of culture

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Well she is going the haunt my dreams... thanks for that

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MOM! THE RURAL AMERICANS ARE AT IT AGAIN!

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I had no idea, when I woke up this morning, that you would do this to me and that I had to see this. Freakin hilarious.

5 years ago | Likes 164 Dislikes 0

I absolutely love this Djenty Prog Metal style and I’m fucking dying with laughter. This is like the shit my friends and I used to make

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

What's your instrument? I'm a drummer and I also love this Djenty Proggy goodness.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Genuinely terrifying

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Hank Williams III has a metal album where all the vocals are "cattle callin'": Hank 3's 3 Bar Ranch - Cattle Callin. It's pretty decent.

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# v

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Can you just buy those corn cob hats or do you have to become a Freemason or whatever

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Anyone else reminded of Green Jelly? https://youtu.be/Gtffv9bpB-U

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I had to pause the metal I was already listening to in order to listen to this. Worth it.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Dat tag tho.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

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The first guy is not Primus. He’s Korn.

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I'll upvote this dude everytime. If you havent, you should really check out his youtube page.

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I’m in a webinar and can’t take the chance of this getting through on the mic. Favorited for later when I can enjoy it.

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Take the chance. I double-dog dare you!

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v Ahhh! I missed this. Double-dog dare, eh?

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Double-hog dare ya

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Double hog dare

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Jesus fuck, you really did save the best for last

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Let me play you the song of my people..

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm gonna tell my kids this was Metallica

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Anyone else ever get embarrassed for other people and you don't know why? Yeah, but they're not hurting anyone so good for them

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I grew up in a farmer town and we had nothing like this. This is absolutely hilarious xD

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This, this is why I love the internet.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Real question, how is hog calling judged?

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I imagine it's one of the more fun things to judge at the IA State Fair. That and the husband calling.

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By how many hogs show up.

5 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 0

HA!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I saw a bunch of hogs there. Not sure who got them all there.

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Only fair way to judge

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Are they feral?

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@op 's mom is the only feral one. The rest are semi-domesticated

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If you can get 40-50 feral hogs to show up, that's the mark of a true hog caller

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The south was a mistake.

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Lol this is Iowa.

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The north south.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Kinda. Every state surrounding MN is kind of actively vying for that title.

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That last lady looks like she's getting cyanosis

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Is that to do with her arm?

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What's with her arm? I assumed they meant her lips.

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3rd video about at the 50 second mark

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm still not seeing anything on her arms.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is a new primus album, you cannot convince me otherwise.

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Yes!!!!!

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Nope. Not weird enough.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Needs more indiscriminate spraying of questionable fluids into the audience.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Primus? Not Sausage? Sorry, ill go now...

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mmmmm-mud!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1) Primus sucks 2) This is all guitar driven not bass driven.

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I cannot understand down votes when Primus ducking sucks, fact.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

The down votes don't know, Primus sucks!

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Feels more Mudvayne to me.

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Now that you mention it, there was definitely some LD50 in there. Good call.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wrong, Mr. Bungle.

5 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 0

B I G yes

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Yes! Missus Bungle.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Literally my thought. Also (PSA) apparently a new Bungle album droped last year. I found out yesterday, others might have missed it too.

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Apparently it's a re-recording of their 1986 demo. Still makes me hopeful we'll get new Bungle

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I think I had an MP3 of that album back on IRC...

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I think it was just re-recordings of old songs thought. :/

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Nah man I’m hearing Between the Buried and Me.

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Too rock for BTBAM.

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Second one reminded me of Fossil Genera right away.

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Honestly Primus has such talented musicians who are just like “what if we made awful music” and it’s glorious. Seeing them live was epic.

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I've literally never heard anything awful from Primus. Everything they make is a masterpiece. Zappa is powerful amongst them.

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Kinda the same with puscifer. I really enjoy when talented people fuck around and do an amazing job

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Right? Its hard to make maynard suck. But here we are. But its not a bad suck either. But thats why i stick with A Perfect Circle. And Tool.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Idk, i did a full 180 on puscifer. When i first heard it i was like wtf is this shit, now its at least tied at the top with tool for me

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For me my two are APC and Tool. I just couldn't get that into Puscifer. I should give it another chance though i should take it the same

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For those wondering, I’m pretty sure this is at the Iowa State Fair. It’s judged on style and performance, not actual pig-summoning 1/

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efficacy. Other popular contests at the fair include a cow pie throwing contest, tractor pulls, and largest pig (among many others). 2/

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Former Iowan here for reference. 3/3

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What part? Born and raised in North West Iowa.

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Des Moines area! Haha!

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Nice. Small town of Rock Rapids, close to Sioux Falls and Luverne .

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The creativity and talent of the dude is impressive, but the source material...

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If any of those sounds are able to attract a hog then the intelligence of those animals is somewhat overrated in popular culture media.

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The Brits have "Gurning". Rural is as rural does.

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Tbh the 1st and 3rd dude were successful in calling a hog over

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Hello police? I'm calling to report a murder most gruesome.

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Hi this is the police. We are dead too.

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"you people are fookin elephants"

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Tell me again how Americans have no culture.

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I object

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Oh we have it but it's the kind that's normally studied under a microscope when that rash down under just won't go away.

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...yeah, we're gonna have to ask you to stay away from Canada while we evacuate the lot. HANZ, VE NEED ZE BOATS AGAIN. UND ZE FLAMMENWERFER.

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Did you say Canada or Argentina?

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No need

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LOLOL!

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americans culture is never older then 300 years. except for the jesus and co stuff.

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Please don’t lump us all in with these people

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[Lumping out of spite intensifies]

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what do you mean THESE people!?

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What's so bad about this? It's people coming together and laughing at themselves being silly.

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are they? i dunno, i've seen worse taken seriously.

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Even if it's a serious competition they take seriously, nobody's getting hurt and they just look silly. So what?

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Excuse you, it's a free country and I'm allowed to laugh and point fun at stupid shit just as much as they're allowed to do stupid shit...

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Really? You're embarrassed to be lumped together with farmers? That's kinda sad.

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Dude farmer’s also ask not to be lumped in with these people. I’m from dairy land

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What are these people doing wrong? They're just having fun at the county fair. There's literally nothing to be embarrassed of here.

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Imma a farmer and I think this is good fun at the county fair, though the last lady was unsettling

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Only if you can first agree that Australians aren't all upside down.

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Psh. Gotta loada big conspiracy over here. SIR YOU'RE WRONG!

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Obviously not, the ones doing handstands are rightside up

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