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Sep 22, 2016 6:34 PM
MoveItFootballHead
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NakedTacoNight
Damn! Why ya'll gotta isolate Alabama when the south is the whole problem.
sirwerty
You actually bother showing up to class?In norway its optional.
RobbedName
My cousin saw this and now she wants a divorce! Fuck you @op
johnson21
That fucking smiley.
wrekonize24
Nostalgic0002
My uncle daddy laughed at this!
KroganExpress
ixiana
Does this really happen in Alabama?
Thirstraffe
Thank you for red arrowing this fine piece of work. I would not have been able to find it out otherwise.
JesseDR1109
As an Arkansas I really laughed!
badpetrock
When we did age dating my professor wrote the equation for the isochron on the board. An ed major yells "WE HAVE TO DO MATH?!" Uh yeah we do
mydailydoseofantidepressantsisyourbooty
That awkward moment were marrying a cousin is legal in a TON of states in all parts of the US...
Dragonslore
Explain op, EXPLAIN!!
GoodOleMinnesota
That's a sweet hat, good work.
bambulina
I had an archaeology professor who made literally the same joke :p
WHYAREALLTHEUSERNAMESTAKEN2
Here's my wife/sister she brightens up my Day. She went away and I missed her cause my mom is a lousy lay. -Bo Burnham
AlphaSh0ck
relative dating? what the schist?
VEYEB
Wow, never would have seen it without the underlining and the massive arrow.
SaFo98
I don't get it, whats wrong with Albanians?
Jilian
@wickedscientist
WickedScientist
I almost made that type of joke in front of the VP
Jilian
Invite the VP back. Make the joke.
Caslux
I would have never seen the underlined part without the arrow pointing to it
Hornchief
LarvaLamp
I don't understand the comment. I mean, I sorta get it, but "has no chill" does not compute in my head.
astralfields
Think about all the slang sayings you used to use as a kid and how much sense they'd make when taken literally. Not so much difference there
SnowMonkeyPlum
Same here..."has no chill" makes me think I must be getting too old to keep up with the slang these days...
LarvaLamp
I stopped caring at "sick".
doyouwannakillablokeman
wow as another Alabamian i can honestly say i have never done a relative. Incest= fucked up babies tho i am a bastard born out of wedlock1/2
doyouwannakillablokeman
which is a hell of alot more common cuz people dont wear a fricken rubber goddamn parents making me young ha like a sweatshop in a way 2/2
ira7
A single meme makes it to the top! Repost level 5/7
Begotten
not even a meme, just a twitter post.
ElectricOwl99
As a true Alabamian I laughed so hard my gun went off
pigeonstopper
Roll Tide
SouthAlabamaDad
Roll Tide Roll
PedanticGonkDroid
Speak. Good Tide. Have a biscuit.
burweedos
Roll tide
JulianCaesar13
Roll tide
VollyMendoza
ironic that islamic countries have ridiculously high rates of incest but liberals only attack white rurals for it despite 0 evidence.
wesski84
Methinks you protest too much
SirSmurfalot
It is only funny when we make fun of our own culture.
getadogupya
Triggered.
JasperTheMotherFuckingDolphin
Her braid bugs me
Tonberryc
The duct tape-looking stuff around the professor's head bothers me more.
OhBuggerIt
I think it's called "sticking your head between the projector and the screen" ...
TinaMarie16
I was just scrolling to say the same thing!! Just take it down or put it in a ponytail!!
ABunchOfHippiesBrah
Well me too now. Thanks for sharing the pain.
JasperTheMotherFuckingDolphin
You are so very welcome
Prettylittleliarinsundaypijamas
Is no one upset about the fact that she's wearing a cap in class? When I was a student professors would go mental if they'd see us like that
meltingeggs
I've never seen a single professor care about what a student was wearing. "No hats" ended in high school.
Prettylittleliarinsundaypijamas
Personally, when I was teaching I didn't care, but I still know a fair amount of professors from various European countries that care...
Prettylittleliarinsundaypijamas
It may be a cultural aspect or generational :)
Irishda
That's an upper class braid. The braid of someone who says "Fuck it, I'm gonna eat a jar of Nutella and sleep for another four hours after"
supremepooperscooper
That was my braid of choice all through finals till I decided to chop it all off
DarkTowerRose
Truth. My senior year was best described as "fuck it, I'm just gonna go back to sleep later anyway".
pc404
*Takes shit.... Fuck It no need to wipe, I'll shit later.
Thorhees
Can confirm my braids looked like this and I went through a lot of Nutella by spoon.
Donnadidit
She probably slept a night or two with that braid in.
QuazMasta
Very possibly at not-her-apartment
goawaypleasethankyou
How else are you gonna get those bouncy curls naturally?
FunkEthics
Did you just assume that individuals gender?
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
Fuck, I actually agree with this one, no joke. Because my hair is soft like that, and I'm a beardy dude who has round shoulders when tired.
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
That's a science class, so it's most likely a guy... /sexism
GuylnTheBack
Did you just say individual? How do you know that life form doesn't identify as more than one life form?
newandimproving
You also assumed singularity. How dare you, you are going to trigger them!
SirSmurfalot
He/she/ze/it/they will never know about this, so I will have to be Triggered on their behalf!
AlfredPennyworthIsHardcore
Did you just assume it's a life form? How do you know if it doesn't identify as a mannequin?
Darkcrystalc
Don't talk about the attack chopper behind it!
LostCatWantedDeadAndAlive
And on top of all that, we're all assuming it speaks English. We're the worst kind of people.
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
Did you just assume we're all people?
dalivision
as an Alabamian I giggled, so did my wife/sister
generationsai
You did you're wife and sister?
Platform221BtheShireofAsgard
your swifter?
RyanLancaster
She brightens up my day
TheCrazy88Horse
Your sister is your mother, you brother is your father, ya'll fuck one another. The Alabama family (Tune og the Addams Family)
iamalreadyaghost
I just showed aunt mom and she laughed so hard at this
Ireplietomyownpostsbecauseihavesplitpersonality
Cerinna
Wister? Sife?
pythageurgauss
So your wifster?
ObligatoryShaqgif
aeonicentity
As a mormon I giggled along with both my sister wives.
AndrewTheKing
As an Alabamian I am my own grandpa
FN2199Traitor
Take my alabamian +!
BuckeyesP17
You mean Wifster? At least that's what my Duncle (dad/uncle) always said.
fayseman
Don't forget cousin, as your parents probably have the same relationship
theguythatalwaysasksiftheyresingle
So she single?
dirtywackfunk
Imposter, it's sister/wife
HooskerDuuude
As a fellow Albanian I too 'giggled'
MikeMcAwesome91
Found the non-American.
MyHumourProbablyIsntForYou
Should be 'sister/wife', or you married at birth, than its up to you guys 'I guess'.
ExaltedDuck
As an imgurian, I found your family tree.
DownvoteMeMore
LavaAxe
You had the Alabama abortion yet?
LavaAxe
Your dad fucks you so hard you die.
pizzabortionist
How is cuzband not the gold standard for this joke?
yourmomsawookie
Very good
ellisDtripp25
Nice user name
obviouscoconut
Pieala
I think my female dog is my male dog's wife, sister, and mother!
diggetydug
How's your little daughter/niece doing?
dalivision
She is hot
howdofatpeopletaste
howcansomeonepossiblyhavethesameweirdusernamealready
So, instead of a family tree, you have a family log?
Dilligaffin
I'm my own grandpa!
PussySlayerIRL
Well played
Burnnoticelover
She brightens up my day! She went away and I missed her (cause my mom's a lousy lay),
ThrowMamaFromTheTrain
As a native of Athens, AL my aunt was really my mom and my mom was my grandmother.
ThomasTheWankEnglne
Alabamanian
doesntgetmorearabthanthis
MerToo
clicked back to upvote this =)
TMarizzle
As a Mississippian, what does it say?
add144
Also as a Mississippian, DID YOU SAY SOMETHING ABOUT OUR FLAG?
Kougeru
Ha!
IDidntKnowWhattoMakeMyUsernameSoIMadeThis
Both of them, right? Oh wait...
LassKibble
Perfect oxford comma joke. "I giggled, so did Linda, my wife and my sister."
Nilphoenix7
Who gives a f*ck about an Oxford comma? ;-)
AuroraNora33
Oxford comma best comma
chiggerloo
I've seen those English dramas, too-hoo.
ermagherdmyhersaberd
They're cruel.
jivvi
Maybe Linda, his wife and his sister.
OneSaadMan
Can you share whats the inside joke's all about? I want to giggle with you too.( Not an american)
dalivision
its a common stereotype that people from the state of Alabama are into incest/inbreed (keeping it in the family)
OneSaadMan
ThrowMamaFromTheTrain
It comes from days gone by where people in remote areas had few options. Marriage between cousins were not unusual, but were accepted.
TheDoctorAndHisTrustyTardis
I was born in Alabama. I've been asked if my parents were brother and sister more times than I can count (1/2)
JadeNB1729
For someone born in Alabama, does that mean more than twice?
TheDoctorAndHisTrustyTardis
My parents are just barely brother and sister though (2/2)
Jetison333
explain barely
TheDoctorAndHisTrustyTardis
Ok they got married and didn't realize they were twins until after they had 7 kids
mcstreetz
Well there ain't nothin' wrong with that!
jimbobthecaveman
As an Alabamian with family from Mississippi, totally serious, i am my own 6th cousin.
talkingtothepast
Username seems to check out
LilGirlInAMiddleEarthWorld
wait seriously, how?
Flyndaran
Everyone is related to themselves because there are only so many people on earth. Inbreeding of that level is inevitable.
OSCgal
If the parents are fifth cousins, the child is technically his/her own sixth cousin.
MyDickIsAsLongAsThisUserName
But how?
ObiWanShalomi
Damn das a small dick
ChaosandChaos
It looks bigger on a 27 inch monitor.
MyDickIsAsLongAsThisUserName
True story
MikeMcAwesome91
antmansclone
I think everyone is their own sixth cousin
howcansomeonepossiblyhavethesameweirdusernamealready
So, instead of a family tree, you have a family log?
SpikeTheGoat
Family Log, Stardate 41254.7
burodsx
I guess that's better than a merry-go-round.
iguessihaveto
Lol, I always say I have a family tumbleweed. It just goes in circles.
ProneHub
As a Mississippian, my mother is my sister.
dalivision
sweet, high five!
ProneHub
*high five*
dalivision
Oh yea, now people will get it. They probably didn't earlier but now you have cleared it up.
ProneHub
I didnt see your comment until now, i really wanted a high five.. u.u
ElRadis
As an Alabamian, my grandpa is also my brother and second removed cousin in law. Go figure
TheBear0274
Stop.
CertifiedPreOwnedButtPlug
I'm my own grandpa.
AssholeTown
As a non-Alabamian, not sure if joke...scared to ask
therealtexas
He's his own grampa
NekoMiko06
But who are all you zombies?
ShentoSama
Any time I see "grampa", I always imagine some grandpa/grandma hybrid. I don't know why.
explosivelyshy
Is his name Philip J. Fry by any chance?
Nanaashi
CooCooCaChew
https://weminoredinfilm.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/futuramaroswell.jpg
WhatAboutReefer
It bothers me you say Alabamian and not Alabaman
ElRadis
We're not a smart bunch. Too much inbreeding
JadeNB1729
Alabasterd.
FrigginCornflakes
Alabaman, not as well regarded as Florida Man
WhatAboutReefer
Alabamaimian
Kidiri
Many years ago when you were 23, you were married to a widow who was pretty as could be? This widow had grown up daughter, had hair of red?
jimbobthecaveman
But did your father fall in love with her, and soon were they both wed?
thealmightywalrus420
This made your dad you son-in-law and though it brought you joy.
pairou
You soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy?
Sherlock89
And now you're your own grandpa?
RowRowFightThePowa
Oh English. You are just duct taped other languages and I hate you.