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Jun 11, 2016 3:36 PM
DoctorHouseMD
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Uwishpal
I don't want to alarm you but my depth perception says that's actually under the noodle.
FleshEatingSalsa
Are pool noodles not even safe anymore?!? What. Tha. Fuck.
diggerwoods
Well, great. There's one more thing to worry about.
Coyote8
Uhh... that's no copperhead....
Jardes
Danger noodle in the floaty noodle. Noodleception.
TreeLooker
Looks like a non poisonous water snake from what I can see, but I could be wrong.
hotdogh20
Just blow through them before using.
Shimitwithbologna
Snek
Misslnformation
Thumbnail made it look like a weird tampon
jimdogmillionaire
Maybe it is a banded water snake (nerodia fasciata)?
Lucerto
Whether or not it was actually a copperhead, please tell me you moved it elsewhere and didn't kill it.
jimdogmillionaire
That thing is too thin to be a copperhead. I always tell people they are short and fat. Your danger noodle is short and thin.
RaynWisp
Psht, I think you are vastly overestimating my income bracket.
whatintheneonatalimpalionecrophiliation
What is That?
WhatsUnderMyKilt
If you see a snake in your pool noodle. Hook air compressor to one end and then FIRE!
ajmosel
Store them inside ya dummy!
dajustifier
Can't see me!
trout007
Literal Danger Noodle
DownvoteMeMore
Inside a large non-danger noodle