It’s my cake day! Here are some of my favorite favorites

Feb 3, 2018 2:55 PM

byzantium42

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The winner takes aaaaaaall. It's the thrill of obe more kill!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Satan might fuck with you but he's a damn good toaster

8 years ago | Likes 143 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

the only half time show i've ever seen. i'm so glad they don't do this during the FA or European cup. the game itself more important.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

#teamtoaster

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That mail was written by Petunia and Vernon Dursley.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Winner takes all........

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#teamtoaster

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Kid opens gift- surprise, it's a stack of job applications for mommy and daddy!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

They asked for exactly four inexpensive items from one side of the family. Not exactly trying to live like movie stars.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

#14

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Why can I only use a southern accent when reading this one?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 sweeeeeet victory https://youtu.be/D-mUjKDbDfY

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET SWEET VICTORYYYYYYYYY YEAHHHHHHHHHH

8 years ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 0

At first i thought of SWEEEEEEEEEEET EMOOOOOOOTIOOOON, but then quickly turned to the one you meant

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Suck it Squiliam!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

WHY SHOULD MY CIVIL RIGHTS BE DICTATED BY YOUR INTERPRETATION OF THE PARTS OF THE BIBLE YOU CHOOSE TO BELIEVE IN - in caps for emphasis.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

I want to live in a universe where evil supernatural entities communicate via toast. It's like bread texting! I'd be up all night toasting..

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I prefer living in a universe without evil supernatural entities. We have enough problems without toaster satan.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Anybody have a good link to the Spongebob halftime show? All the ones I've seen have been crap

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The toaster series put this post in my favs.

8 years ago | Likes 468 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Team Toaster!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

https://youtu.be/oiSwnWw65Wo

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Doin' the lord's work.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Does baby food really cost 80 bucks a week?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No. Not even close. More like $25-$40 depending on the brand if liquid. $15 if using powder.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A source says cheapest formula is 8¢/oz & 1 year is an expense of $816, or ~$15/week. Baby could need an expensive specialized formula 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

do you always by the cheapest food for yourself? parents hear the cheap ones have lead and shit from china in it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

for an allergy so maybe? And a baby over 4 months will be eating solids. Still kinda high if that’s just for the youngest. 2/2

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is anyone else crashing on Android when any gifs try to play?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mine is working smoothly. I'm guessing you either have an update or restricted internet is causing issues

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Restricted internet??

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Limited connection is the most likely in that case, not any actual security restrictions

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have 60mbps download so I'm pretty sure that's not it

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah, weird. Most likely an update then. Could be a space issue too but newer phones usually have a crazy amount of free space so unlikely

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That letter, holy classy people. We can't afford the $80 a week it costs to feed my kid...but here are my demands. Fuck you, lady.

8 years ago | Likes 235 Dislikes 15

Sounds like a big family that goes overboard. Someone uptight marries in and can’t handle the birthday extravaganza!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why have/ask people to spend money on extra toys/clothes they'll grow out of sight away instead of getting them things they need (formula)?

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 3

So we should give her kids clothing with other people's names on it ... for security right?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The 32 board books and no more makes me sad. The more books the better! Read even if he’s not engaging with the story-his brain is growing!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Totally understandable in a big family with people that buy way too much and you end up in a house full of stuff the kid never really wanted

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 3

*helicopter noises*

8 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 4

That poor kid

8 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 3

Yes!!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fairly certain these are cul-de-sac folks with similar friends, nothing out of the ordinary in my experience

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I mean I read through it, and it actually seems kinda sensible to me. Except the part about personalized clothing??

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Besides, after a couple birthdays with 3 kids you'd probably wanna skip right to the point and streamline it lol

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The only formula I can find that would cost $80/week would be the Honest Company formula, and that is ONLY if the baby is a year old and

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Ya I couldn't figure out how they were spending $80 a week on formula.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Keep in mind special needs children. My preemie cousin can't swallow liquid even at 2 y/o b/c of med conditions (1/2)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Granted, I recognize that it's far more likely this lady is just buying "Organic Vegan GMO free Gluten Free Super Formula" (2/2)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

100% formula fed- no solid foods or anything. For a 1 year old (about 20 pounds), at 2.5 oz of formula per pound per day, it takes 350 oz

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

To feed for 1 week with no additional nutrition. The only way that they could spend that much other than with the Honest Co formula would be

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

If they EXCLUSIVELY used premade formula, in which case the right gift for them would be a formula dispenser.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What, sounds like pretty reasonable requests, don't buy a ton of shit my kid doesn't need

8 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 21

It's not what she said ,as much as how she said it.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It got to the point we had to tell family that any large toys would be donated because they literally took over every room of the house.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

And as a bonus we'd have lost touch by now, so none of this would be an issue.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Also, anyone that gets your kid a toy that uses a lot of batteries is not your friend.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

How in the fuck does formula cost $80 a week? Is the little cunt doing lines on the change table?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

This letter sounds like it’s from a special needs family. In my house, the toys just don’t get used except for some very specific things.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Specialized formula is not always covered but is priced insanely.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fair enough, my formula in NZ costs like $26 for 3-4 weeks

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No that sounds on par for formula, shits more expensive than gold. I think we went through $120 a week for our children.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Whaaaaaaaaaat? It’s like $26 or so here for a can that lasts between 3-4 weeks

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They would have gotten ten new books, 5 personalized shirts with the child's name all over it and ZERO receipts. Tell me how to gift, bitch

8 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 8

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8 years ago (deleted Feb 17, 2018 3:48 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

It's called making a point, my dude.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

I have kids, I get it. Not my problem if my generosity is a SLIGHT inconvenience. No one likes pretentious passive aggressive assholes

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Those parents were acting ridiculous. No one wants to be friends or family with that, or their kids.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I get it though. Three kids plus tons of family and friends wanting to buy stuff? Tons of junk in my house. Don't bitch about it tho lady.

8 years ago | Likes 103 Dislikes 8

4 sibling growing up. Mom would be thankful for the gifts then would purge our house and donate unnecessary stuff. Wasn't a bitch about it.

8 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 3

Same I have 4 brothers we lived in poverty for 10 odd years so any gift was highly appreciated and would would have a 'purge' every easter

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I also love the great Purging Times.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

everything on their list is inexpensive. The biggest thing they asked for is not to give stuff without asking. And they did it respectfully

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 9

That's not respectful - that's demanding and rude. There are better ways of asking.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 12

What about it was demanding?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Just curious - what way of asking would you consider better or more respectful?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1