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Feb 3, 2018 2:55 PM
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Spiralhaze
The winner takes aaaaaaall. It's the thrill of obe more kill!
Iankill
Satan might fuck with you but he's a damn good toaster
Myusernameistheworst
knickknackpaddywhackgiveadogabone
the only half time show i've ever seen. i'm so glad they don't do this during the FA or European cup. the game itself more important.
Gasnia
#teamtoaster
Rhakete
That mail was written by Petunia and Vernon Dursley.
mjanthony
Wabbadabba
Winner takes all........
VictoryWine
#teamtoaster
Gatochick
Kid opens gift- surprise, it's a stack of job applications for mommy and daddy!
Ozarck
They asked for exactly four inexpensive items from one side of the family. Not exactly trying to live like movie stars.
BoiseRob
#14
CivitatemInkas
Phischstaebchen
#1 sweeeeeet victory https://youtu.be/D-mUjKDbDfY
DancingPanther
SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET SWEET VICTORYYYYYYYYY YEAHHHHHHHHHH
MackLyhus
At first i thought of SWEEEEEEEEEEET EMOOOOOOOTIOOOON, but then quickly turned to the one you meant
Tartychrzan
Suck it Squiliam!
Seminole
WHY SHOULD MY CIVIL RIGHTS BE DICTATED BY YOUR INTERPRETATION OF THE PARTS OF THE BIBLE YOU CHOOSE TO BELIEVE IN - in caps for emphasis.
JasonAbbadon
I want to live in a universe where evil supernatural entities communicate via toast. It's like bread texting! I'd be up all night toasting..
adriedupoldprune
I prefer living in a universe without evil supernatural entities. We have enough problems without toaster satan.
m0wgli
Anybody have a good link to the Spongebob halftime show? All the ones I've seen have been crap
Deathengine
The toaster series put this post in my favs.
GOTTHEGUTSGOTTHEGLORY
TakamiStitches
Team Toaster!
brewthebeans
ExShinobi
https://youtu.be/oiSwnWw65Wo
flavivsaetivs
Doin' the lord's work.
ThePcPirate
Does baby food really cost 80 bucks a week?
CopperMarbles
No. Not even close. More like $25-$40 depending on the brand if liquid. $15 if using powder.
almostlucy
A source says cheapest formula is 8¢/oz & 1 year is an expense of $816, or ~$15/week. Baby could need an expensive specialized formula 1/2
idiotontheinternet
do you always by the cheapest food for yourself? parents hear the cheap ones have lead and shit from china in it.
almostlucy
for an allergy so maybe? And a baby over 4 months will be eating solids. Still kinda high if that’s just for the youngest. 2/2
YOUPROBABLYSAWTHISNAMEINTHECOMMENTSANDLOOKEDBECUASEITSALLCAPS
Is anyone else crashing on Android when any gifs try to play?
kroupat
Mine is working smoothly. I'm guessing you either have an update or restricted internet is causing issues
Hamncheezsandwich
Restricted internet??
kroupat
Limited connection is the most likely in that case, not any actual security restrictions
YOUPROBABLYSAWTHISNAMEINTHECOMMENTSANDLOOKEDBECUASEITSALLCAPS
I have 60mbps download so I'm pretty sure that's not it
kroupat
Ah, weird. Most likely an update then. Could be a space issue too but newer phones usually have a crazy amount of free space so unlikely
sheldondatta
That letter, holy classy people. We can't afford the $80 a week it costs to feed my kid...but here are my demands. Fuck you, lady.
WhyCantIHaveADog
Sounds like a big family that goes overboard. Someone uptight marries in and can’t handle the birthday extravaganza!
MattLantis56
Why have/ask people to spend money on extra toys/clothes they'll grow out of sight away instead of getting them things they need (formula)?
Ealadon
So we should give her kids clothing with other people's names on it ... for security right?
almostlucy
The 32 board books and no more makes me sad. The more books the better! Read even if he’s not engaging with the story-his brain is growing!
rpmerf
Totally understandable in a big family with people that buy way too much and you end up in a house full of stuff the kid never really wanted
Cerinna
*helicopter noises*
tehPhreakmang
That poor kid
dizzyalways101
Yes!!
PeterPanPeanutButterAlert
Fairly certain these are cul-de-sac folks with similar friends, nothing out of the ordinary in my experience
Placentaur
I mean I read through it, and it actually seems kinda sensible to me. Except the part about personalized clothing??
Placentaur
Besides, after a couple birthdays with 3 kids you'd probably wanna skip right to the point and streamline it lol
mallywanders
The only formula I can find that would cost $80/week would be the Honest Company formula, and that is ONLY if the baby is a year old and
CopperMarbles
Ya I couldn't figure out how they were spending $80 a week on formula.
AmpersandBand
Keep in mind special needs children. My preemie cousin can't swallow liquid even at 2 y/o b/c of med conditions (1/2)
AmpersandBand
Granted, I recognize that it's far more likely this lady is just buying "Organic Vegan GMO free Gluten Free Super Formula" (2/2)
mallywanders
100% formula fed- no solid foods or anything. For a 1 year old (about 20 pounds), at 2.5 oz of formula per pound per day, it takes 350 oz
mallywanders
To feed for 1 week with no additional nutrition. The only way that they could spend that much other than with the Honest Co formula would be
mallywanders
If they EXCLUSIVELY used premade formula, in which case the right gift for them would be a formula dispenser.
JackHarknessNerdySidekick
What, sounds like pretty reasonable requests, don't buy a ton of shit my kid doesn't need
GraveyardWater
It's not what she said ,as much as how she said it.
meauho
It got to the point we had to tell family that any large toys would be donated because they literally took over every room of the house.
Guidocat
And as a bonus we'd have lost touch by now, so none of this would be an issue.
root1657
Also, anyone that gets your kid a toy that uses a lot of batteries is not your friend.
Esdog
How in the fuck does formula cost $80 a week? Is the little cunt doing lines on the change table?
WhyCantIHaveADog
This letter sounds like it’s from a special needs family. In my house, the toys just don’t get used except for some very specific things.
WhyCantIHaveADog
Specialized formula is not always covered but is priced insanely.
Esdog
Fair enough, my formula in NZ costs like $26 for 3-4 weeks
eiebe
No that sounds on par for formula, shits more expensive than gold. I think we went through $120 a week for our children.
Esdog
Whaaaaaaaaaat? It’s like $26 or so here for a can that lasts between 3-4 weeks
Jawesome19
They would have gotten ten new books, 5 personalized shirts with the child's name all over it and ZERO receipts. Tell me how to gift, bitch
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AgentBlackout5
It's called making a point, my dude.
Jawesome19
I have kids, I get it. Not my problem if my generosity is a SLIGHT inconvenience. No one likes pretentious passive aggressive assholes
IWouldDoThings
Those parents were acting ridiculous. No one wants to be friends or family with that, or their kids.
Omakepants
I get it though. Three kids plus tons of family and friends wanting to buy stuff? Tons of junk in my house. Don't bitch about it tho lady.
ialwaysupvotecows
4 sibling growing up. Mom would be thankful for the gifts then would purge our house and donate unnecessary stuff. Wasn't a bitch about it.
Rifow1
Same I have 4 brothers we lived in poverty for 10 odd years so any gift was highly appreciated and would would have a 'purge' every easter
Omakepants
I also love the great Purging Times.
Ozarck
everything on their list is inexpensive. The biggest thing they asked for is not to give stuff without asking. And they did it respectfully
lozneo
That's not respectful - that's demanding and rude. There are better ways of asking.
Ozarck
What about it was demanding?
dwigtyouignorantslut
Just curious - what way of asking would you consider better or more respectful?
laplace
I imagine something like this: https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/32vltg/most_demanding_1st_birthday_invite_ever/cqf8w79/