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Apr 28, 2021 1:52 PM
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mynamewastakenfml
Bruce Campbell, enrolling in a new class "Three books nobody said anything about three books"
IWishIWereADoggo
Samuel L Jackson
shetouchedmybuttholesteve
James Spader
slackwaresupport
bobcat goldthwait
vixparTraveler
Ryan Reynolds
SKeEZRtheCLoWn
bigheeb76
James Earl Jones
MoonMoon89
This was my choice. I used to see him reading stories on Far and Away (PBS). Knew him as the C&P Yellowpages guy.
staceyjorgenson31415
Aussie Man ?
DryPoo
Very spinney flippey
chenjamin89
Christopher Walken
Brodie215
"A man.. can be an artist... at anything... This man's art.. is nihilistic memes.. and he's about to paint his masterpiece"
3141592pancake
Beavis and Butthead
stefansd
betty white
inferno34
IxakaFordPrefect
Beat me to it!!
WellJustPronounceItGifThen
David Attenborough, “sadly the male has overslept, his chance of mating has gone for another year”
IFapToTurtles
There are no other than sir David
vaultdweller0322
Took mine. I love his voice
MRdotDUCK
Omg yes!
MrPowPow
Bill Bur. At least it would make people laugh.
aChungusAmongUs
Sam Elliot
OngoGoblogianTheArtCollector
sometimes theres a man
TheSpectrumRabbit
Sometimes there’s a man
Lappyrat92
William Shatner for maximum use of the cheesy dramatic pause.
n3ckr0mantic
Assholefullofelbows
Gilbert Gottfried, because my life isnt bad enough already
iamthemanwithnoname
Brian Blessed.
WellJustPronounceItGifThen
Is your name Gordon? Say yes, say yes, say yes!!!
shotty814
EmersonTheOdd
Slight correction there. SIR BRIAN BLESSED
NottSure0
Beaker from the muppets
EvilKrikkit
Fran Drescher.
DinoRodeo
Jeff Goldblum, just saying "well, there it is" or "life, uh, finds a way" whenever I do stupid shit
digitreal
Gilbert Godfrey.
ajchafe
+1
hadtochangemyusernamecauseIgotdivorced
XanderCorsaj
You would go mad
thatsonefuckingnicekitty
KingDougLife
That’s who’d I pick Brian fallows
TheBubblerum
Bobcat Goldthwait
ImDavidPumpkins
Definitely him or Tim Curry
darealone1
Michael Caine
theresamooselooseabootthishoose
"My name is darealone1, not a lot of people know that"
qweesdy
Myself, due to the loophole (can't die because narrator wouldn't be able to say "Then he died; the end". I'd be immortal).
XanderCorsaj
But.. But that's HELL, right? We already narrate our own lives. Why spoil the opportunity by lumping yourself with the one you've got?
XanderCorsaj
And also, many works of fiction are narrated by the main character who dies. Sin City, American Beauty etc
nerdofepic
Going with Billy West. At least that way there is some variety.
theresamooselooseabootthishoose
prsk12
Lewis black
Brodie215
I can hear him now voicing over as I interact with HR people: "that man smiles so much, I don't think he has a central nervous system..."
GRMM
BauerMaus
Sadly he's dead.
GRMM
I still choose Bowie haha
BauerMaus
Same