Chuckle Dump 3

Dec 23, 2018 6:05 AM

I read Crow as Cow. My brain tried really hard to visualize a Cow in a tree screaming.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My Dad still tells me to check mapquest before I leave.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#3 i just announce "ok, I'm leaving" then start saying goodbye, or if its busy i have a quiet work w/ the host and dip

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lmao my grandpa always insists on killing trees. It’s like he doesn’t trust the GPS or something.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A quality dump

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#2 I am the hot wheels car driver. I park as far in as possible just to fuck with the rest of you.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is not chuckle worthy, it's laugh so loud you scare the dog worthy.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not one, but two bone-boobs memes. SmushHat got a fetish ?

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

#50 He would eventually decide to go on enthusiastic walks through the woods and kill homicidal vampire priests

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#48

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Tumblr people are terrifying, they put in cognitive leaps to make anything a homosexual/straight relationship.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OH MY GOD

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Always get your money's worth.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hey, @OP, you, are my eggroll.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not sure why but the quality of dumps recently has really gone up. I'm seeing very few reposts and a lot of genuinely funny shit.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The thing is with #11 most people get rich out of greed not philanthropy

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pretty decent dump, some ones I’ve never seen

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

#1

7 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

Misread this as "cow" not crow. I had questions.

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#11 Nicki Minaj actually paid a bunch of people’s college tuition if they tweeted at her with good grades.

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I would be broke so fast.

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

She seems like a cool person. I'd probably be afraid of the raw sexual energy, but would still want to hang out with her.

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

Why fear raw sexual energy when you can succumb to it!

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Just in case any rich people are on here, I need thirty thousand dollars. I can’t tell you why, but I promise it’s cool.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mapquest directions? The Esso Road Map book! Where the highway would run out of the top of page 58 and you had to flip to page 21 to go on!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

the thought of taking LSD gives me crippling anxiety so I'd probably have a bad trip and come out worse. xandy bars for me please.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I took LSD a few times as a teen. Being up, tripping my butt off for 16+ hours, was not really fun. I would never ever do it again!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mapquest? HAH! I remember reading an actual map or road atlas.

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Road atlas? LUXURY! Back in my day, we just got fucking lost.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some of us drove before MapQuest too. A road atlas of all states, then another of one state for closer views. No directions, just lines.

7 years ago | Likes 339 Dislikes 0

Thomas Guide FTW! My dad had me trained on that shit by the time I was 8.

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Yup. I drove truck before GPS and cell phones became common. I still have my Thomas Guides for Chicago and Los Angeles.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yessss

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

London A to Z, used to get one every year or so even as a pedestrian (they always got lost or abused or 'borrowed')

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I would still rather have a Thomas Guide than GPS directions.

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That’s because back then fake news wasn’t invented. People knew the world was flat. Then fake news said earth was round, just to sell gps

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And arguments. Many, many arguments.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Getting a triple A unfolding map of the area with highlighted roads and alternatives Incase the highlighted roads were down. Oh yeahhhh

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Can't beat a map, the print-outs just get confusing "W Mission Blvd becomes Van Buren Blvd in 6.7 mi"... was that now, do I gotta turn yet?

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Trying to fold those maps back up was like an IQ test. I failed a lot.

7 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

The newer laminated ones have saved us all. They have built-in fold creases.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Still keep AAA maps from CA to PA in my go bag. If something is bad enough that I have to evacuate and go home, cell service is gone.

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Hell, I buy road and topo maps for most states I do trips in. Especially in the wilderness, GPS is always a SUPPLEMENT to map and compass.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

A single circuit on your phone or GPS lets out the magic smoke and you want to be lost forever? Don't think so.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The Thomas Guide

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You could go also to AAA and they would map out your entire trip on much more detailed map portions which they bound together in a book. 1/2

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And they would mark known construction zones and "strictly enforced speed limits", aka speed traps. It was pretty cool ... 2/2

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Damn it if could never get a clear size of the map and the directions on one page though

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buying local maps at a gas station next to the register

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We only kept our state and the surrounding ones in the car

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That's preposterous! Why would they make roads BEFORE MapQuest?

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Thank god someone else was born in the 80s

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Born in 87, I was the copilot for my dad. Had to be his gps. Those were dark times.

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>before the 90s.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

#1 please

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Having to try to fold those things out without getting in the way of the driver while fighting car sickness. Fond childhood memories.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Exactly!!!! And you better have 3 maps for a long journey: one of the state or states, one of the region and one for the city.

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I have been yelled at so many times as navigator ...

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Holy smokes, the memories that jumped out of that picture!

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The thing is the mao quest stuff was very breif and honestly not better if you can read a map so i went from this to gps

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Mao Quest only worked in China

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Yeah but he did try and and reduce traffic in some areas

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