TriSarahTopsWasAlreadyTaken
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Dec 23, 2018 6:05 AM
TriSarahTopsWasAlreadyTaken
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SneakyOS
I read Crow as Cow. My brain tried really hard to visualize a Cow in a tree screaming.
Shirleybananas88
My Dad still tells me to check mapquest before I leave.
ruferto
#3 i just announce "ok, I'm leaving" then start saying goodbye, or if its busy i have a quiet work w/ the host and dip
ZaWarudoWRYYYYY
Lmao my grandpa always insists on killing trees. It’s like he doesn’t trust the GPS or something.
DillPixels
PandaLord200
A quality dump
NAVYCMAN
#2 I am the hot wheels car driver. I park as far in as possible just to fuck with the rest of you.
SpartyB00
This is not chuckle worthy, it's laugh so loud you scare the dog worthy.
Endro22
Not one, but two bone-boobs memes. SmushHat got a fetish ?
AThreeFootTallChocolateMooseWithFudgeEyes
#50 He would eventually decide to go on enthusiastic walks through the woods and kill homicidal vampire priests
Pheehelm
#48
Spaghettip
Tumblr people are terrifying, they put in cognitive leaps to make anything a homosexual/straight relationship.
Spaghettip
OH MY GOD
Clockworkdancerobot
Always get your money's worth.
AThreeFootTallChocolateMooseWithFudgeEyes
#47
Nettlebat
Hey, @OP, you, are my eggroll.
jhawker27
I'm not sure why but the quality of dumps recently has really gone up. I'm seeing very few reposts and a lot of genuinely funny shit.
MrSebsquatch
The thing is with #11 most people get rich out of greed not philanthropy
TheVoicesinMyHeadSingShowtunes
Pretty decent dump, some ones I’ve never seen
xcqone
#1
IAmWAYTooOldForThisShite
jjwk544
#11 Nicki Minaj actually paid a bunch of people’s college tuition if they tweeted at her with good grades.
imnotinprisonhidingaphoneinmybutt
I would be broke so fast.
TheFabulousFuehrer
She seems like a cool person. I'd probably be afraid of the raw sexual energy, but would still want to hang out with her.
Thefirstargonaut
Why fear raw sexual energy when you can succumb to it!
SmartHasTheBrainsButStupidHasTheBalls
Just in case any rich people are on here, I need thirty thousand dollars. I can’t tell you why, but I promise it’s cool.
jofo97
Mapquest directions? The Esso Road Map book! Where the highway would run out of the top of page 58 and you had to flip to page 21 to go on!
L0rdAv0n
the thought of taking LSD gives me crippling anxiety so I'd probably have a bad trip and come out worse. xandy bars for me please.
xmsbeanx
I took LSD a few times as a teen. Being up, tripping my butt off for 16+ hours, was not really fun. I would never ever do it again!
BoredCreep
Mapquest? HAH! I remember reading an actual map or road atlas.
FlatPlutoSociety
Road atlas? LUXURY! Back in my day, we just got fucking lost.
theprizefighterinferno
Some of us drove before MapQuest too. A road atlas of all states, then another of one state for closer views. No directions, just lines.
GuapoGuayaba
Thomas Guide FTW! My dad had me trained on that shit by the time I was 8.
Freightshaker
Yup. I drove truck before GPS and cell phones became common. I still have my Thomas Guides for Chicago and Los Angeles.
airen
Yessss
Addmagnet
London A to Z, used to get one every year or so even as a pedestrian (they always got lost or abused or 'borrowed')
egyptian316
I would still rather have a Thomas Guide than GPS directions.
peeweepeterson
That’s because back then fake news wasn’t invented. People knew the world was flat. Then fake news said earth was round, just to sell gps
joq8
And arguments. Many, many arguments.
Ilove314159
Getting a triple A unfolding map of the area with highlighted roads and alternatives Incase the highlighted roads were down. Oh yeahhhh
goflyblind
xcqone
Can't beat a map, the print-outs just get confusing "W Mission Blvd becomes Van Buren Blvd in 6.7 mi"... was that now, do I gotta turn yet?
storebrandproductmascot
Trying to fold those maps back up was like an IQ test. I failed a lot.
iGotFOLDERS
The newer laminated ones have saved us all. They have built-in fold creases.
MrDrProfScientist
Still keep AAA maps from CA to PA in my go bag. If something is bad enough that I have to evacuate and go home, cell service is gone.
Anonawesome
Hell, I buy road and topo maps for most states I do trips in. Especially in the wilderness, GPS is always a SUPPLEMENT to map and compass.
Anonawesome
A single circuit on your phone or GPS lets out the magic smoke and you want to be lost forever? Don't think so.
winkyroomba
The Thomas Guide
idontknowyoufromadam
You could go also to AAA and they would map out your entire trip on much more detailed map portions which they bound together in a book. 1/2
idontknowyoufromadam
And they would mark known construction zones and "strictly enforced speed limits", aka speed traps. It was pretty cool ... 2/2
ocelot77
Damn it if could never get a clear size of the map and the directions on one page though
screamingshits
buying local maps at a gas station next to the register
Sylvetrix
We only kept our state and the surrounding ones in the car
IdHaveSexualIntercourseWithHerIfSheLegallyConsentedToDoSoWithMe
That's preposterous! Why would they make roads BEFORE MapQuest?
sjah1
Thank god someone else was born in the 80s
Amazingamandaaaaa
Born in 87, I was the copilot for my dad. Had to be his gps. Those were dark times.
pandro
>before the 90s.
ThailandExpress
#1 please
IWantToUseAHyphenInMyName
Having to try to fold those things out without getting in the way of the driver while fighting car sickness. Fond childhood memories.
fedeColorTerror
Exactly!!!! And you better have 3 maps for a long journey: one of the state or states, one of the region and one for the city.
fedeColorTerror
I have been yelled at so many times as navigator ...
DukeDarkwood
Holy smokes, the memories that jumped out of that picture!
Drougals
The thing is the mao quest stuff was very breif and honestly not better if you can read a map so i went from this to gps
trigonman3
Mao Quest only worked in China
Drougals
Yeah but he did try and and reduce traffic in some areas