LowDownDirtyDeceiver
138053
1991
13
The Malaysian Dead Leaf Mantis
Aliens among us.
Oct 2, 2021 3:49 AM
LowDownDirtyDeceiver
138053
1991
13
Aliens among us.
Squirellhouse
Which arm position is it in? "Can't hear you" or "Do you even lift?"
JangleWank
GigiNeedsaHug
notmyrealface
Who, me?!
alltheprettyblemmeys
Looks like that fish
Alektrauniccountermeasures
Well, good luck finding a dj that can do this.....
BadgersinFrenchKnickers
I don’t care how small is it, I’m leaving it alone.
LexWisdom
dunlapk33331415
What. The. Fuck.
R100GSPD
https://youtu.be/ZOPbyqyf71A
N04HK1N6
I like his lil Dancy dance
cyclopsesnobody
I absolutely MUST hold it in my hand and show everyone around me the cool bug.
69thStPepper
It seems absolutely scandalized by the insinuation
fiddlewheelx
Reminds me of Aaah real monsters. Oblina was the name me thinks.
Sparrowcide
That is an AGGRESSIVE leaf
imNotThisCleverIRL
ClitosaurusRex
"Come at me, bro"
UWAGAGABLAGABLAGABA
Really241
TammyFayMantis
agamemnon8l
Think, Mark, Think!
PrecogFrogOnALog
Looks like a cross between something from Starship Troopers and How to Train Your Dragon
NPaine
FoxGodRecords
And yet it has a teeny-tiny mouth. Neat effect though.
Dudeitsonlyme
Damn poke it with your finger see what happens.
crespomodesto
mantis hug
Akaszkronos
It'll bite your head off
justplainvanilla
CarlottaVonSprockett
Nope, worse. Definitely worse, make it stop.
dontfiddlewithit
Fxcken...nope.
Nestama
CheeseborgarSoop
How the fuck did nature figure out "I better make my body look like a huge mouth to be more scary."
IDanceNakedInFrontOfMyPets
Truly is amazing. Million of generations of small mutations, almost hard to fathom.
CheeseborgarSoop
Doesn't matter how many generations. How did it KNOW.
thisistheusernamethatneverendss
It didn’t but the ones that had the right combination of look and behavior are the ones that survived and reproduced the most. Repeat
Shloobs
Mfw I do my makeup and realize I still look like trash
imgurianitarian
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Putitinyomama
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Putitinyomama
Monkfish, tasty, ugly
KiltedinSeattle
Now imagine that at human size. And you’re alone in the forest.
metalrulercid
Baki vibes intensify
MisterPeachum
Well if its doing that, it's trying to mimic a lizard. Which means it's scared of you. It also means there's a lizard that big in the forest
Halifax13
shrimpfriri
So like starship troopers but in space lol
CodeBit
Don't worry. You only think you're alone.
st2anger
Than Baki Hanma comes along a kicks his ass
BrockEffingSamson
Suddenly, you see him in the distance: it's Shia LeBeuof.
Bergleton
Do I have to?
KiltedinSeattle
It’s too late, isn’t it? Sorry.
Fragarach
Tyranids?
crespomodesto
and it's hungry for some peen
TyRo012
Well he won’t like trick or treating at this house. Fun size only.
iputmymouthonit
Please, he's very hungry
BeardedViking
Fortunately, you don't have to rely on your imagination for that. They made movies back in the 90s. Check out Mimic.
ShegorathDarkLordOfKittens
Yeah but that was cockroaches, so 10 times worse
DustyMcKnuckles
And your phone is dead. Then you spot him.
AJ2071
Or rather he spots you
brobinson2001
SHIA LABEOUF!!
DustyMcKnuckles
SHIA SURPRISE!!