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Feb 25, 2019 5:20 PM
VeryFastWithACucumberNiceAndSlowWithAZucchini
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SqueezingBy
My favorite is your parents divorce was your fault, peach
yetipc
These aren't offensive
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
Desperate for attention Fuchia, Hitler would've liked you White, Now your panties are ruined red, This gif will get you banned Green.
Templeofpoon
I had this idea about 15 years ago. I called them Cracist Crayons. Should have made them!!!
CascadianTwilight
These are aggressively unfunny
thetruejoz
You mean 'Mildly insinuating offensive crayons''. Either go big or go home.
KrillinLikeAVillan
The presidential orange is pretty damn good.
KurtCobainCallsShotgun
This is “wanna be offensive”
jriley154
Just a box of the old "flesh tone" is offensive enough
ScottaHemi
i wonder what orange was prior to trump.
LivingInANnut
They should just make a vast rainbow of colours and label them all 'skin colour' and watch the pre-schools fall apart at the seams
blackrasputin
You call that offensive?
tehboomer
Seems weak to me. You want some people to be offended? Let me write those crayon colors.
manilatoaster
Is the brown crayon "Mexican".
bandero94
I have these. It’s “travel ban brown”.
richierich868
Where's the other 18 ????
MissingImage
I identify as LGBBQT
rijstewafels
Meh
TheOnlyOriginalScreenNameLeft
There needs to be a white crayon called “flesh”.
abundantbadgers
Better than the depressive crayons
PastelSugarCookies
ObliqueRay
jimmyhowlett
Jesus kids go right for the jugular
mormacil
That's why he orders his coffee Irish?
abundantbadgers
Or keeps his desk flask filled up.
Frankenduck
Perry Bible Fellowship iir
HeadJamistan
It says the url on the side, you are correct. :)
Frankenduck
Right you are!
barefootworkshopguy
First off, these look like roseart quality, not Crayola quality. Second, they're 8X the cost of Crayola crayons.
barefootworkshopguy
Just buy Crayola and write offensive things on them
Mewlies
Where is the "French word for Africans that Dark Skinned Americans will kill you over Black"?
Mewlies
Explain: https://en.wikipedia.org/wi">0%9358)">https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Niger#French_Niger_(1900%E2%80%9358) https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Niger
Conjo88
Wrong language there, buddy.
RisingPhoenix92
Noir.
Mewlies
Noir is Darkness not Black.
booksRmyfriends
BoozyMcShotster
I need a case of thes these to pass out, just to piss people off as a dick move.
randi
That's the name of their magenta.
Halleballe
You forgot skin colored as a beige crayon
Rinwilya
The white is labeled, "Privilege."
ChelsTehHazelnut
Man that beige crayon growing up was way too important to me. "WHERE'S THE SKIN COLOR CRAYON?!?"
idunnotoast
Growing up in Norway, I feel you lol
badjanet
The white crayon should say “‘Normal’ Skin” and the black should say “All lives matter”. In another box black might I seem to recall
Elibor
The black is actually named "lives matter" and the white is simply "privilege"
badjanet
Heh!
antistatusquo
Crooked Hillary Khaki
Normalface
Self-identified blue...
mjulnozhk
Ugh, show us more!!
mikemonk1
What's the black one say?
khora
Skin color
mokzin
Reminds me of a comic where one kid asks for flesh colored pencil and the kid next to him gives him brown and has an angry face as he looked
Raptor052
Please don't shoot.
Isaypoopythingsbecausemostofyouannoyme
It’s labeled “your father” which is why it’s not around.
Mountaineer30680
Damn. I mean, well, just damn...
pennyeater
oh fuckkkkk
Kieran1878
Who knew crayons could be cringe-worthy.
JoemamaTexas
They smell cringe worthy
flummoxed0709
You smell cringe worthy
JoemamaTexas
It makes me cringe knowing you know my funk. Weirdo.
flummoxed0709
Knowing that you have that knowledge is my kink. I take your weirdo and raise you one more.
Alkuam2
Agh, you just reminded me of the leg-beard post.
flummoxed0709
What's that ?
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Zach387
Wait until the Marines hear about these!
MrBadClown
I hear they will eat it all up
DadBodThor
"New flavors!!"
Hoparistic
davidsheath
Bwekfast?
BeerDrunker
mikeatike
Eating the blue ones?
Frothyfeet
RED
Vergenbuurg
Frothyfeet
Army eats green ones makes me happy
Zach387
Nah. We eat dirt.
Frothyfeet
Look on my profile I know all about dirt bruuhther
Zach387
As a wrecker operator, I feel ya.
Smayds
They'll just think they're normal crayons, though. You know, what with not being able to read the labels.
nopeMoep
I'd suck your genital for this statement.
freezingpilot
And here we see the US Navy chiming in.
BlackIC
That's what E6 and up are for. They can read the flavor labels on the crayons.