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Apparently, the Prime Minister of New Zealand thinks it's not only acceptable to put pineapple on a pizza but to also make the rest of the pizza by LAZILY AND LITERALLY POURING A FUCKING CAN OF SPAGHETTI ONTO SOME DOUGH.
It doesnt matter where you fall on the normal pizza aruments like pineapple/no pineapple.
I think we can all agree that this monster must be stopped.
Someone call the New Zealand police immediately.
His family is very clearly in danger.
Not only from malnutrition or starvation, but because only a fucking psychopath would do this, much less proudly display it to the world.
There's only a few more steps between this and stringing up dead bodies like marionettes.
spittytrinkles
Why complain about what other people put on their pizzas? You might as well complain about who they choose to marry, or which god they like.
NorthsideNation
miasmactic
It doesnt sound that bad. Come on, we have a taco shell crusted chicken at taco bell.
SteveK6210
Keep this drongo on the wrong side of the Tasman please
bergmama
But he's English...
Tirlet
Idk... I'd try it.
Jekerchan
SoButtons42
Dude. As a stoner, and being that I'm stoned right now and torturing myself with pictures of pizza, I would eat the fuck outta that
TalianStallion
I like hot oil and some Parmesan cheese on top to soak up the oil and make a world of flavours
Aphexius
You make bacon pancakes?
AeldSidhe
Spaghetti from a can is an instrument of the Antichrist and a sign of the end times.
PMmeyourshatteredhopesanddreams
Hey he actually mad pizza dough! That is 99% of the work making a pizza
SoButtons42
So damn true
cinemeasctha
He knows social media and he is playing you..
Lexotron
I ate a can of this shit on a camping trip when I was a kid. Result: vomit in the tent already, canned spaghetti.
Aphexius
Marionette spaghetti strings..
Oceanangel592
Spaghetti pizza is good. But it's not, like, a thing. It usually a kids dinner, I havent had it in years.
kskksk
I've seen spaghetti pies* that were essentially a spaghetti pizza with a pie cover. One slice and you've got the carb coma coming your way
HolyLemons
Don't you fucking dare. This is a national treat you heathens.
L00seG00se
As a Kiwi from a low-income home, I had this semi-regularly. Easy for poorer families and filling too. Do something useful with your outrage
annoyedineedausername
Agreed, but he's PM - be gets $400k a year and his house in Southland paid for.
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnm
Maybe it tastes good, ever thought of that?
Davofuzz
This is super common in NZ haha, really nice snack with cheese on top ^.^
RobertZimmermanWasRight
Esdog
Gees this food was a part of many Kiwi kids diet growing up, just the Nancy fuckers who think they are owed the world don't like it!
BishopBarghest
Hell im fucking starving I'd try it.
BishopBarghest
I mean aren't the best combinations made when you're drunk or high and starving
polopolomarkopolopolo
And people think USA's leadership is messed up!!!
DeathsDeathOfRats
Well, he wasn't the leader at the last election. Became the PM when the last one stood down. We can express our feelings at the election.
nohappydance
I have to agree! In light of this travesty, clearly it is hard to say that there are any issues of comparative scale even in Afghanistan.
hopethisoneworks
We make the best pizzas everyone knows this. Ask your friends they'll tell you U.S. Makes the best.
ThisPizzaManCanMakeYourWorldTasteGood
This is ludicrous!
iamthisguy247
Trump puts ketchup on a well done steak.
ImmaNeedBoutTreeFiddy
He eats KFC and pizza with golden fork and knife
MrStabber
I never got this pizza purity shit. I don't like pizza with eggs, so I don't buy pizza with eggs. It really is that simple.
PaulHolioTheGreat
Nuke the fucker
Souljah42
Thanks jon oliver.
Fawin
I like chicken and pine apple on my pizza. I call it "Surfin Bird."
HypotheticalQuotes
I don't actually mind pineapple on pizza. Chicken and pineapple is a pretty solid mix.
InTheEndThoughItsJustInnuendo
Add bacon, red onion, and BBQ sauce and I'm all over that
Cantfindmybirthcertificate
I like it when there are pineapples. Gives the pizza a little zing
HeyOP
Everybody's heard.
Fawin
Heard the word?
thrillhousevanho
What's the word?
HeyOP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPrtFxd9u9Y
WhytWu1f
B-b-b-b-bird bird bird
Twiggerer
Shit... I kinda want to try that now.
HolyLemons
Shit is good, yo.
HeyOP
Me too. With spaghetti-o's.
SquareDiesMad
I was unaware that spaghetti was even distributed in tins to be perfectly honest. Does it come pre-cooked, what is the function of the tin?
muzman7
It's fairly much the same idea as baked beans....
theetincan
Where in the world do you live? Do i need to send you some?
whatbuttondoipush
Tin keeps it from spoiling. It'll keep for years. The spaghetti is cooked in "spaghetti sauce" (marinara or bolognese like)
thefinaldegree
I can confirm this, I just ate a 12-year-old can the other day. You can also bet your ass I ate it cold, right from the can as is proper.
Esdog
Precooked and tastes great, well the watties one at least
dannishadow
If it's like Spaghettio's, then it's pre-cooked, so you can eat it cold (not recommended) or warmed up.
jwillr86
Warmed up is Not recommended either
SexPenguinWhoreNunToTheArchdoiceseAndOligarchy
It is precooked. I ate cold spaghetti out of the can for a while. Chef Boyardee is a true master
iamthisguy247
I used to eat cold ravioli just because I was lazy.
kittymowrn
You monster
SexPenguinWhoreNunToTheArchdoiceseAndOligarchy
A slice of wonder bread and cold spaghetti and meatballs makes a damn fine sandwich
GuylnTheBack
https://vine.co/v/OVK7gxUdUIm
ZacharyMenking
Pls don't use vine
GuylnTheBack
I couldn't find the gif of it. It's better with sound anyways
ZacharyMenking
Understandable lol.
HypotheticalQuotes
Cold Spaghettios are also strangely great.
Jektar
Cold pasta and pizza are amazing leftovers.
IMakeBooze
As a New Zealander, I grew up with this.
horusguards
Yeah bro every time
spittytrinkles
Yep, cooked this for am end of year party at high school when we moved to Oz, blew their minds.
dividebysunrise
As a fellow NZer, same.
lockeduploveletters
My mom is Samoan, and I grew up with tinned spaghetti sandwiches is that a thing over there?
thefinaldegree
Yeah, but more common that we do spaghetti on toast
dghynCartoonSmasher
Yea spag on toast with grilled cheese basically a pizza (nz)
Supprisinglybirdsinmyfruitfeeder
These things are thermo nuclear! Blow on it all you like, it won't do shit!
Sossage
My mum was a psycho and used baked beans instead...
benisjam
Do you remember pizza pies?
catsnkartsnhashtarts
YES
coraflora
When I was in NZ there were some guys making sandwiches with chips/fries, is that a thing?
MiaowSoftKittay
Yup can confirm. White bread and butter and hot chips.
spittytrinkles
Chip Butties!
BewareTheIdesOfMerch
We do it in the UK as well. We also do it with crisps (i.e. chips) to make crisp sandwiches.
coraflora
Don't you also do that with noodles? (I think I've heard that somewhere...)
BewareTheIdesOfMerch
I didn't before...
Daryansmith
Yeah its common to make sandwiches out of stuff like that here.
spittytrinkles
Remember Jaffles?
coraflora
... what's Jaffles?
spittytrinkles
Toasted sandwiches made in a jaffle iron or press.
Deswran
I think what's more disgusting is there is a pizza argument. It's all gonna be shit after it's eaten why the fuck do you care so much?
HypotheticalQuotes
You must be one of those people who would enjoy the tasteless nutritional gloop from The Matrix.
Aphexius
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Don't know whether you are actually taking this pizza thing seriously or not at this point. I'll assume you are being facetious in your rage
HypotheticalQuotes
I don't come to Imgur to be serious. Lol. I come to sharpen my mediocre wit.
AndrewPChapman
What's that fucking annoying trendy phrase we're supposed to use now? "Say it again for the people in the back!!!!" or some shit?
HeyOP
"For the cheap seats" maybe? I dunno if it's recently trendy, but it's not a new phrase.
AndrewPChapman
Used to be trendoids said "this. So much this."
HeyOP
1) The phrase wasn't uncommon in 1991 when it was used in The Last Boy Scout, or 2005 when used in Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. "This" is definitely
HeyOP
2) a newer triend, but it also got old a lot quicker. The quotes if you care:
HeyOP
ps) Since we're talkin words and phrases, "trendoids" has a nice 1980s vibe to it. I hope it doesn't get overused.