BobertFisher
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Been studying
With this silky writing guy
This morning
A found he has a secret!
WTF
I've been writing for a month with this guy
Can't remember where I found him
I feel like a spy
Fuck you imgur
Dra9onslayer
but its not cera guy...
1snowwolf1
BUT I SAW THE USERNAME
horus127
Amazing
Fonzanoon
No fuck YOU Mr Acavano
realife428
StaleMeme
LastMan1
What if it recorded everything you wrote down?! I smell a movie deal!
ClockworkRepairDroid
I had to check the username to make sure I was not getting trolled.
IJustWantToKnowYouAreOK
I used to work for ski total! Was quite a messy time!
feraluna
octopus21
I found a pen that if you pressed down on the end, it lit up like a flashlight! Cool discovery!
AztecLizard
xEventHorizonx
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NuWa24
BobertFisher
Linvalis
That's actually really neat.
baurpower
hedcase
INSANITYisTEMPORARY
No way
Goodwolf
Do you want rootkits? Because this is how you get rootkits.
o11c
Or just live in the same world as the NSA. Or Sony.
Goodwolf
PS, I'm 90% sure it's a made up story but still, word to the wise, eh?
FuzzyX
Well that was.. interesting.
Manbehindthemadness
Sauce?
browsib
Fuck you too OP
BobertFisher
Fuck my house mate. Turns out she saved it on there. Cunning bitch.
gSWEDGWSe
If you insist
Scribble5664
Thatsapaddling
Cutters Choice? Good shout
TalkingDustBunny
Listen here Bobert
SlightChungus
I could use some sauce on how to get that kind of pen
Ziggypiggyziggypiggy
I work in promo I can get those pens
Goodwolf
A quick and lazy google search turns up mostly promotional sites where you have to order a metric fuckton at around 300 bucks for the lot.
TwoRightClicks
eBay. Search for "USB ballpoint."
TwoRightClicks
Amazon too.
delgesuxx
Now do it all again with the writing on the pen the right way up this time
Flamingle
I thought the secret was in the upside down writing.
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zamsandwich
Can't even spell Cera right, 0/10
delgesuxx
Ha, op deleted it
BobertFisher
saharadesert
0/7
chucknailedit
Do you want computer AIDS ? Because that's how you get computer AIDS.
Therearetoomanyusernames
I know! You can't just be putting random usbs into it's slot!
UpvotingtheHotButton
Don't worry - that is not a USB drive. Just a joke on us.
chucknailedit
I know that. Still not a good thing to encourage people to put random USB drives and shit into your computer. Even if it's a mac
BobertFisher
It was an actual usb drive and my housemate saved Mikey C on there about a month ago.
BitchButcher
Don't worry. It's not a computer - just a Mac.
darkzenlife
Also they won't even have USB ports to infect soon.
codedreplies
ImAfraidYoureAllPsychosSoIMadeThisAccount
chicktracy
"I can't get aids, because I already have it"
TeamLeftShark
"I can't get aids, I am aids." - Mac
ministryofpeace
Also, it's full of rootkit goodness
GetSchwifty91
Welcome to the sweet life of data leak.
codedreplies
I can't tell you how many people at my university will pick up random flash drives and just pop them in to their computer/school computers.
Jessifer
At my school they pretty much told us to look at a random flash drive on s school computer. Everything is a VM so they don't care
Mcq314
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ better the school's computer than mine
codedreplies
I get that, but as I said, I have also seen people pop flash drives into their own laptops, because taking 2 seconds to log on to the (1/?)
codedreplies
school computer, is too long. I always like the "sweet a flash drive!" followed a few days later by the"something is wrong with my computer"
codedreplies
Also.. it doesn't even take a flash drive.. I had some idiot in my Intro to Info Sec. class willingly DL a virus onto a brand new laptop.(?)