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Apr 10, 2023 1:17 PM
justhereforthedumps
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57
Edit: most viral?! ❤️❤️❤️
Bluefasa
Ugh, I hate that too.
Kokokokko
I know the feeling
finetoroastasimamarshmallow
The story of my life
LLavaLLord
Colors reversed ? /s
simplefishy
Same shit, different day
Sarcastus
Same. I'll try not to wake up tomorrow and the next till it takes. I'm there for you buddy.
Scruffy2
Wouldn't be so bad if it wasnt also pay to win
harpti
Wait til they find out about tomorrow.
shyriath
WHAT
MelodyLightfoot
"I woke up this morning, which is a terrible way to start the day really." -Me
ButtonsAreForPushing
Congratulations! You’ve just beaten your previous record of consecutive days alive! Everything after is just gravy.
INeedMoreGifMeMoreJustOneMore
Gotta do it all AGAIN!? FOREVER??? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK THAT!
ThreeDimesDown
Hate when that happens
FlyingGiantElk
Turning 30 this year but I hope I don’t. I feel you OP.
TheMellowPeril
1/10 would not recommend
kc2syk
It is indeed Monday.
thatauzzieguy
FunctioningWorkaholic
v3rtabreaker
This is bullshit.
buffalowineguy
Literally same.
KingMCG
If you keep that up, that’s how they get you.
tacoaboutit
mrsparkle001
SolHSA
Got yourself a gun?
afterdarkart
I was HUNTING for this!
OngoGoblogianTheArtCollector
Sulexar
Goddamn scam is what it is.
JaimeLannistersRightHand
They said I'd be rested! I'm anything but! I'd like to see the manager, please!
teddybearsucide
It's a pyramid scheme of life. I got to recruit others so they too will recruit others. It's never ending
potatoispeople
And I fall for it literally every time
TheMadOnion
It's like when the doctors told me I was going to die in about 2 years, only for them to say oopsie actually you're fine fam. I felt so ripped off I wanted my money back!
ilovebigmutts
Same as it ever was....
aubuc
Raventhief
Better than if you'd gone to bed last night and woken up last night. Which is what I did.
ChaoticGoodTransGirl
i went to bed this morning and woke up this morning. i work a late shift though so that's normal
mrpink83
Me too.
Einstein9073
If I was to go to bed this morning and wake up last night that would be pretty interesting
Windharp
Was woken up by child who was ill and puked. Cleaned sheets etc. Was woken again for same reason. Didn't puke in bed, but shat in it. Cleaning again. Worried a lit, Did sleep about 2 hours that night. Then we went on a vacation by car, bank holuday today and doctor is on vacation this week anyway, so can be in different city as well. Now next evening, and sooooooo tired in hotel room with two kids. I hope they will sleep both.
FlyingGiantElk
“Dad, my fart is on the floor.”
Ruik
I woke up at 2:30 AM. BETTER DO THE DISHES THEN SEE WHAT HAPPENS!
JeepsAreMyFavoriteJeeps
I woke up once...never again
ThisIsNoCave
woke up this morning, you got yourself a gun. Your mama always said you'd be the chosen one.
TurboPuns21
funone77
What's next? Tomorrow? Screw this!
davdeMoonQueen
Ok, here is your agenda today from an expert:
WeAreNotSmilesTImes
Would that I could live like Keanu.
justhereforthedumps
Sounds great. I just see a few minor flaws with this plan.
davdeMoonQueen
No gf?
MelodyLightfoot
That only works if you don't have a 9-5 and have a girlfriend. and actually like life
davdeMoonQueen
What about Sunday?
MelodyLightfoot
Still no girlfriend or desire to live, I actually slept through most of Sunday
IGotsDemGoodies
I'm already exhausted from imagining doing that in a (one, singular) day!
davdeMoonQueen
I'd skip the motorcycle ride...
SkutFarkas
I'm not sure my wife is down for so much disappointment....
davdeMoonQueen
BenderBendingRrrrrrodriguez
Sounds good. Just need to figure out who I'm going to be having sex with at my job.
davdeMoonQueen
BenderBendingRrrrrrodriguez
As I recall, this moment was in the creep's imagination, like 90% of inter-office attractions.