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But damn tho
Feb 7, 2017 1:20 AM
Legacies00
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But damn tho
FappyValentines
Being black helps too..
DICKEATER666
ok now what about regular photography
JetmanNinety3
He blinded me with SCIENCE!
idontknowwhatthisshouldbe
Want one that says fuck you
Baileafy
Then suddenly: accidental kkk
LiterallyAwesome
Dark Man X
davidpochal
How did they take the picture on the left ????????
grilledslug
So, uh, how did they take the photo on the left? Just don't use a flash?
Kilsim1v
X gonna take it from ya
Pewpewqchew
Guys im lost, can you please tell me where the hood at?
probablyitstrue
Yeah, but it seems wasted on DMX...
MooseTraxxx
Is it weird that I just want that scarf? It's a dope ass scarf, Jared!
MooseTraxxx
Nevermind, it's £300 :/
JamaicanSauce
Lol how'd you find out?
SweetGroverCleveland
That shawl gonna make me lose my mind, up in here, up in here.
whitewatermakesmewet
Gray for cycling at night, too.
sorensiim
Of course, this will only matter if the photographer has the camera on auto and uses flash.
cuntbiscuitdickturd
Would it work the same way on a white person? Black ppl have a hard time showing up in photos anyways.
twokexlv6coupe
Is that DMX??
IUseSmallBananas4Scale
Nope. Its Morgan Freeman.
NoWonderImStillAwake
Looks like him
pablinov
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr grrrrrrrrrrr ruff ruff
thrashedbarrier
This rap shit is mine MOTHA FUCKA
shimmernshine
Dog Murdering Xenophobe.
ILove80s90sActionMoviesAndRelatedGifs
All the new paparazzis pics will be done with skyhigh ISO, ultra-grainy and shit. Wow.
SeanRea121
look like me and nobody ever will bother to take a photo of you.Easier that explaining why they have a photo of a potato 6ft tall and rotten
LadyBroccoli
You should probably talk to someone. Maybe a friend or loved one.
LevelOneGamer
What?
NSFWUserSubMiner
That works only on paparazzi-grade flashes and not even that well
TheVoteThatUps
Actually works on regular flash. If you have a pair of Adidas NMDs you'd know. Same type of flash respondent.
allthewhosinwhoville
I have a friend with a jacket like this and it works with an iPhone flash.
Edward2x
But it works only with black people.
badvibesforever
Isn't that just 3M lol
Corona688
3m what? they make lots of things.
StussyFiend
yeah I was thinking the same thing ahhaah. big deal over something that really isn't new at all
relic603
Don't just wow them, dazzle them with geometry.
hammersquirrel
And if that doesn't work you can blind them with science (HF + H2O ⇌ H3O+ + F−)
RobertNAdams
Simperu geometry.
HsuDoNihm
Geometric Dickbutt.
DukeDarkwood
He blinded me with mathematics!
CongratsYouAreHereNow
it should say "fuck you in your face" so they can't even print it
babypirhannasnuggle
They'd just black it out
CongratsYouAreHereNow
and then?
animatic
I'd buy THAT for a dollar!
TheFifthTK
Now you're thinking with geometry!
scroobiusgav
dazzle them with geology - throw rocks.
IndecisiveChameleon
I can see the scarf but where the hood at?
Sugarbritches21
Yo yo yo yo yo
PerceptivePenguin
Have that papz in the cut, where the wool at?
archite666
I upvoted it, well done sir.
GerberLegalTeam
This one is a gem, and it needs more appreciation.
BlackChair
WHAT!
MyPenisLooksLikeACamel
HOW DID YOU TAKE THE FIRST PICTURE?!
LadyScamp
Asking the right questions.
Idontcareaboutmyusernameomg
Turn off the flash. Or don't use ttl/automatic mode.
eovnu87435ds
Retroreflective material. No matter the angle of the material, light is always reflected back to the source. The extra light throws off 1/2
eovnu87435ds
The spot metering of the camera, causing it to underexpose the rest of the image.
slvrscoobie
meter, aint no one spot metering a flash
DadsHumor
But what happens if you know... they don't use a flash...as we see in photo A
fooker
Dude, it's photo-shopped to shit. https://29a.ch/photo-forensics/ (load the image and error analysis)
fooker
It's actually a decent example of how ELA can tell you what part of images are OBVIOUSLY edited.
kaizervonmaanen2
That just made the picture look blocky and with extra contrast. No obvious editing shown.
kaizervonmaanen2
That just made the picture look blocky and with extra contrast. No obvious editing shown.
kaizervonmaanen2
That just made the picture look blocky and with extra contrast. No obvious editing shown.
fooker
Did you clic the error level analysis thing on the right?
shimmernshine
So it doesn't work if you don't use AE like any good street shooter would.
eovnu87435ds
Not necessarily because if you expose for the shooter manually, the scarf will still be Overexposed. The only true option would be
eovnu87435ds
Bracketing which is hard to do with a moving subject
shimmernshine
Depends on the camera and glass. I shoot f1.8 with crazy AF and a very fast sensor.
tomhark
things i will never need.
VonRichtofenlw
Don't work, it's basically useless
beardyfaceguy
You could use it for going out around at night. Car headlights and stuff.
FiveFtP0tato
Family events with that one aunt who doesn't understand why you don't want your picture taken!
tomhark
that sounds like an interesting story.
FiveFtP0tato
I have a picture taking obnoxious aunt whom likes to "strike" at holiday parties.
Sugarcrotch
It also works great for security systems with flash
HoneyBadgerDontGiveAShitAboutUpvotes
Speed traps ain't got shit anymore!
NuclearChimichangas
Paparazzi won't take photos of you if you're not famous.
glah
I'm already in love with this meme..
LordConti
This meme has grown on me.
OmnibusLatinName
Passive countermeasures :) I think I might go active though. One of those real powerful strobe flashlights or something
OmnibusLatinName
Passive countermeasures :) I think I might go active though. One of those real powerful strobe flashlights or something
nekrow
That's how I avoid the paparazzi
Dikbag
Anti paparazzi lifestyle.
cravingdeath
DarylBetterNotGetInMyFace
bachterman
Maidensbane
What's the name of this meme?
gakio12
RussianMoofinsStoleMyName
MaximumOverStripes
This truly be an Aurum of Fornication.
MrRoryBreaker
can someone explain me the joke?
ThePunchedOmelette
Au is the symbol for Gold (Periodic Table)
KankerFrog
The picture says this is fucking gold
Solivoid
All this time I thought it was a strange joke about fucking Australia.
MrRoryBreaker
Now i get it ! This is fucking gold!
Groggster2000
This is fucking Australia?
687474703a2f2f692e696d6775722e636f6d2f345445577138502e6a7067
This is fucking wolf?
ATalkingMushroom
Where did you get ''wolf'' from that?
istabmysaladtomakeitacaesarsalad
I think that they're saying that the "au" is a wolf's howl. Not sure though
687474703a2f2f692e696d6775722e636f6d2f345445577138502e6a7067
gunterleeds
Gold is being fucked by this?
animatic
Right?
RailinRutsNailinSluts
This is fucking gold
AlwaysCorrect
tropicalsunfish
This meme is my new favorite thing right now.
imakesoft
This meme trendy!
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tropicalsunfish
Thank you! :)
vitaminRmademefat
Who else thinks this?
tropicalsunfish
QuackDodgers
That's how memes work
likehelly
what is it from tho
Aviagra
Comedian plays a guy called Roll Safe in a spoof called Hood Documentary on YouTube, all the memes are from there
tropicalsunfish
I have no idea but I have been riding this meme wave
BouncingHeavy
I'm not sure about the scene itself but the show is called Hood Documentary
SarcasticComment
and people raise their profile by having pictures taken...
animatic
Isn't that Smart Stupid instead of Stupid Smart? I dunno, I'm asking for a friend that's Stupid Stupid.
FroggyFae
Perfect reason to make it expensive for celebrities.
Metatality
Incorrect usage, but a valid point. Good work.
JasonD
Worked great on the left pic
2dozen22s
Shot in raw & modified? Or no flash.
mizuwari
guessing a lot of famous people don't mind having their pic taken -- they just don't want constant flashes going off (shit's bright, yo!)
Piperr
Mostly for when youre out at night. Not a whole lot you can do during the day
animatic
Aw, fuck.
ginastringr
I don't know it looks black too
JasonD
Joke so dark I can't see it with a scarf.
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MyFavoriteThingtoDoisFlakeOnPlans
Really?
bobstallone
That photo wasn't taken by a paparazzi.
Garouleloup
Can't argue with that logic
limecatmaster
This comment isn't getting the appreciation it deserves
ISayFuckAllTheTime
4 hours later, it totally is. But you were inb4, and I respect that.
DahPanda72
Wasn't taken with flash.
ErinFromTheOffice
PanSNickers
1000st like
VonRichtofenlw
Only works with flash, basically useless
WorajaiPakdee1970
ARe YOU REALLY THAT DUMB?
whyaminotrelevent
Rude
whyaminotrelevent
Rude
DahPanda72
Are you?
nicholaslittler661337
Good point. What the fuck?
DavidVolpe
FLASH photography
ThatOneDemon
WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
RydWolf
TheFifthTK
No flash used I'm assuming
snackarydaquiri
You're a smart one.
Tanrir
I know I was impressed with that deduction.
pronoun
That's some true detective shit.
TheFifthTK
Stupid question to begin with though?
animatic
Okay, we get it, shit.
TheFifthTK
Bad joke is bad
pronoun
What question?
TheFifthTK
Yo true. Downvote time
MrSisterFister
Nope, pretty sure it was a joke.
TheFifthTK
TheFifthTK
Good joke. Much laughter had.
lifetimeVirgin
Lmao i guess u just got to turn off the flash??
mtgjbone
Hey, who turned off the lights?
DerKeksinator
Or set the exposure manually
DickDynasty
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GoldenSun3DS
Uhh dude spoilers asshole.
SaitamaSayingOK
S3 incoming.
springuy8
Don't fuck with me please
realbrickwall
I do believe it's actually in production.
HorsesAreLikeWalkingCouchesWithAnxiety
But then your exposure is fucked and by the time you get a decent shot it's blurry AF and you still can't see shit
GoIIum
So instead of a paparazzi taking a decent shot and leaving you have paparazzi swearing at their Canada and trying for hours.
GoIIum
*Camera (autocorrect guessed it wrong)
Corona688
That's hilarious :) Thanks.
shmekie
I prefer to live in a world where, when pissed off, paparazzi curse Canada
linkinstreet
Bump up the ISO and you're done.
Corona688
Only if you've got a really superb imager.
SplendidoSplendente
And you'll get this
linkinstreet
I've seen The Sun used one with worse noise and blur so this is actually normal
ManBunion
with a enough paparazzi someone will get a good shot
HitlersArtCritic
Drives some away since if they can't get a good shot they'll find someone else. Assuming they need the flash constantly.
HerrBisch
I think paps usually use flash, because people don't stop and pose so they have to use fast exposure times.
HsuDoNihm
Sure, back when film was still a thing. This century we're using something called a CCD. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charge-coupled_device
gl0g
CMOS, Mr. President. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Active_pixel_sensor.
Corona688
Exposure times and f-stops are still a thing. Less light = More time. CCD's and CMOS do not escape these fundamental properties of cameras
ThatGuyScouse
The were using CCD back in the late 80s. So that's 2 different centuries. Which century are you talking about?
DerKeksinator
I still use an analog camera and when trying to snap quick photos I just put super sensitive film in, no problem whatsoever
VodkaReindeer
And where do you get that film from? From a "brick and mortar" store?
Corona688
Interesting! One advantage film still has over digital.