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MoonVillainX
You will get there, especially if you go 5+ years single. Just don't be the ones asking to meet them lol ?
Itdepends998
We are family
Spasticat
Pornhub comments were a goldmine and then people started making memes about them and it's a bunch of unfunny tryhards posting copypastas :(
Sionas
You shouldn't because this is a trash tier confession bear.
Gurablashta
People who comment on pornhub videos are goddamn treasures. I came here for an orgasm and got to kek as well.
biff69740
That makes you feel better how?
Ojuter
Those comments are gold
FalmouthedFrankie
The beautiful people have their own world... the real one... let us enjoy ours without shame.
Davies46
now now, don't kink shame
Malekirth
@op sorry to say this, there are more users on pornhub than imgur, so Think you're still a loser
WouldAPonyByAnyOtherNameBeAsOffencive
@OP from the images I've seen posted here, the comments there are generally nicer
brotherblue
Just because there are bigger losers, doesn't mean we're not losers too
Reviire
This isn't really a confession
ramseyj
Yea. But those are classic comments. Not to mention the amount of homework help found there.
Stigl
Well first off the comments on there are much funnier and more honest than most posts or comments on here
Second, this isn't even a confession so wrong meme used and last but not least this feels like a repost...
Noumenon72
I remember when PornHub comments were actually good, people listed the sauce and pointed out good moments. Now it's just spam.
NickAmazing
Doesn't mean you're not a loser though
ChronologicalMyopia
To be fair a lot of those comments are funnier than anything you or I have ever posted. There, now you can feel badly again.
usernamecheckingout
Sometimes my jay-off session is ruined by hysterical laughter over someone who comments a ridiculous statement.
ShapesofKindness
As long as you enjoy what you’re doing and it’s not negatively affecting your quality of life. Do what works for you!
Wankathon
I go so far as to make porn compilations. Horniness meets creativity.
any sauce for a thirsty slut?
Stop staring at my boobs on pornhub
take my upvote, take my dot.
KnightOwl23
IlikebigbuttsandIdontcare
Mmmm mix some cum in there and we have a party
FortunaProxy
We are a thriving community of losers here on Imgur
notGoodAtNames
No no no, don't out us all! *plays the introvert card*
iWillKickYourAssForSayinThat
Hey speak for yourself LOSER! jk, some body hold me.... :'(
Sorry. I dont associate with losers
IsThisUsernameAlright
Heard they’re a bunch of wankers though
If by wanker u mean they masturbate alot then you are correct
rogueminion
Absolutely!
Shut up loser!
Good, GOOOOOOD! Let the hate flow through you!!!
drinkup4
I hit 100k points the other day. Now I am starting to reconsider some of my choices in life.
BIackJesus
On Imgur or PornHub?
onegeekydad
One look at your favorites and i tend to agree with you
FluentPenguin
Jeez, man how long do you spend on PornHub
WitzyDitzy
Oh, so now that you’ve reached big dogs we’re not good enough for you?
FunandCasualGorilla
I’m here with my 470 points like duhhhhh
LadyWidebottom
I keep telling myself "I'll quit once I hit x milestone". It never happens.
neo316
Don't lose hope, am sure one day you'll hit that x milestone that you've been trying to reach all this while.
Altanese
What in the hell, I checked your account, have you even had any posts go to the front page or is this all from comments?
PuffedSlinky
471 now!
ArniePye
I’ve got one fp post I think. Other 155k are comments. It’s honest work.
Jesus god damn. I don't dedicate myself to comments here nearly enough for that to work. Have a few FP posts and that's most of mine.
kieranlieberg101
You've made over 100,000 people happy enough to click the upvote button. That's pretty damn cool if you ask me.
Canchocolatejustletmefinish
I’m glad imgur doesn’t track your total downvotes. I don’t think my fragile ego can take it.
Jubelix
Awww, that's so wholesome
MartynMage
I really like that outlook :3
tempestfoxthree
Or the same person 100,000 times.
KanyeWesticularCancer
I suddenly feel better about wasting valuable time I could be using to give back to my community or further my life in any meaningful way
l8rz
Imgur is your community.
stupidandre
When you stop searching for purpose life becomes infinitely easier.
It becomes even more easier when you stop trying altogether
HamsterOnAGoat
over 1M points...Imagine how I feel. What the hell am I doing with my life?
SendMeASelfie
Same
Mokelzwerg
Serious question: Where do you find all that time? Do you have a job?
ull time job, family, etc. I just seem to know what Imgur likes. Posting a few images that hit the FP per week gets a lot of points
usernamesarescary
Is there a timing aspect involved or just luck?
timing, not really. it's more about what you post. posts that do well are more about being good to comment on than only interesting to view
don't make obvious puns in a title, let someone make them in the comment section, things like that
1337CaptainHadock
I bet the pornhub community is less toxic though
Sordiy
You mean less salty right?
WannabeAmputee
I like to read them, most of them aren't any different than comments here. Half the time they're not even about the video.
Xenarion
It's either the cringy "ummm so hot" or "I wish this would happen to me", or funny comments.
RacistCoffee
Somehow, the community on a porn website also seems less circlejerky than imgur
Yes, its an adverb, i made it up and i like it.
ElbowDeepInATshirt
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TOE MEAN YE WEE CUNT!?
WolnyLogin
one thing they know well is how to get negativity out of their systems
geojustin
Less suicidal for sure
TheosophicBlues
It lacks the virulent bigotry I've come to expect from comment sections.
LightlyFriedFishFilletsForDinner
A bunch of trolls and creepy dudes
Steffn
Are you talking about imgur or pornhub?
HappyMirror
Yes
hockeyham
Better than YouTube commenters
IamGumpOtaku
On a porn site you seem to see less of the bullshit that plagues Youtube comment sections. Just because people can't see your name...
...doesn't mean you can be a grade a arsehole. Unfortunately the false assumption of anonymity makes people say things they otherwise...
Keep to themselves.
PeterPanGuineaPig
Yeah, there's enough lube to let anything slide
blackholevoid10011
Porn is love, porn is life.
iwonderwhatthemaxusernamecharacterlimitis
JohnnyPepperony
ThisOneKid
That's the first time I've seen this gif workout that weird grainy thing going on
Dyslexicbirch
If you want to feel better read instagram comments
ToddlerPuncher66
Damn princess, u fine. Throw a DM my way and lez get durty
FamouslyInfamous
I wish they were that mature
Golfbob
“Try to spell your name one letter at a time only 1% can finish it”
Krympehl
any Tumblr page
IAmTheBadW01f
How about Facebook comments on Snopes articles?
sckrlfe
Mostly ads.
breakin247365
The TMZ comments will make you feel like a million bucks
KimmyGrangerLikesItRough
I can’t even
StopAskingMeForAnAccountImgurIWannaLurk
Send bobs and vagene
[deleted]
sowillo
There was a comment on a classical music vid andi t was something generic like "thats beautiful" then 53 reply drop down which ended with
"Communist China is thriving compared to The Sickle and Hammer." etc
nellietta
Every time. And try to find one correctly written comment, it's an impossible task
FalafelisImportant
Reading comments on Oprah's Instagram has brought tears to my eyes from laughing so much. Highly recommend
????????
notmygovermentname
Check my new song out on my profile
Malak224
*DROWNING POOL INTENSIFIES*
TuggyMcBoatface
Did you just drop Facebook and go back to MySpace
YouThinkThatsBad
Read through a couple Lana Del Rey comments. Same guy, tons of photos, calling her "my baby" or "oh my sweetheart you look beautiful."
Isn that so weird! like they are going to react like " This one here, Hes the one!"
I firmly believe these are people with mental problems.
nyut
Even worse? R34 roleplayers.
Dshban
Ur at home in ur bed. Hear knock. It me, Goku.
HeavenOrHellLetsRock
“Hi goku” says gohan “dad is here too” picollo waves to goku
SergeantSalsa
The thirst is fucking horrible, way worse than in Imgur
Nie200
Which is incredible because this site is anonymous and Instagram usually is not
Heyitsarchra
Its also amazing how gullible people are on Instagram as well.
Gistix
Right? I'm new to Instagram but I already hate bait posts. "Comment X or Y if Z" or "Like to see the complete picture"
The worst is the "The end number of your like is who you "Insert fantasy" with. Especially when they include that cash me girl, its creepy.
It makes it worse as well because that girl is 14 years old thats just gross.
"I showed you my dick, please reply"
CringeMetal
https://imgur.com/x0xa3D7.jpg
AgolfHiller
I showed u my robux, pls rply
UNOPENEDCANOFWHOOPASS
I shwd h my meat plz respond
SonderingStrike
I showed you my underfluffies pls respond
MoonVillainX
You will get there, especially if you go 5+ years single. Just don't be the ones asking to meet them lol ?
Itdepends998
We are family
Spasticat
Pornhub comments were a goldmine and then people started making memes about them and it's a bunch of unfunny tryhards posting copypastas :(
Sionas
You shouldn't because this is a trash tier confession bear.
Gurablashta
People who comment on pornhub videos are goddamn treasures. I came here for an orgasm and got to kek as well.
biff69740
That makes you feel better how?
Ojuter
Those comments are gold
FalmouthedFrankie
The beautiful people have their own world... the real one... let us enjoy ours without shame.
Davies46
now now, don't kink shame
Malekirth
@op sorry to say this, there are more users on pornhub than imgur, so Think you're still a loser
WouldAPonyByAnyOtherNameBeAsOffencive
@OP from the images I've seen posted here, the comments there are generally nicer
brotherblue
Just because there are bigger losers, doesn't mean we're not losers too
Reviire
This isn't really a confession
ramseyj
Yea. But those are classic comments. Not to mention the amount of homework help found there.
Stigl
Well first off the comments on there are much funnier and more honest than most posts or comments on here
Stigl
Second, this isn't even a confession so wrong meme used and last but not least this feels like a repost...
Noumenon72
I remember when PornHub comments were actually good, people listed the sauce and pointed out good moments. Now it's just spam.
NickAmazing
Doesn't mean you're not a loser though
ChronologicalMyopia
To be fair a lot of those comments are funnier than anything you or I have ever posted. There, now you can feel badly again.
usernamecheckingout
Sometimes my jay-off session is ruined by hysterical laughter over someone who comments a ridiculous statement.
ShapesofKindness
As long as you enjoy what you’re doing and it’s not negatively affecting your quality of life. Do what works for you!
Wankathon
I go so far as to make porn compilations. Horniness meets creativity.
Gurablashta
any sauce for a thirsty slut?
Wankathon
Stop staring at my boobs on pornhub
Gurablashta
take my upvote, take my dot.
KnightOwl23
IlikebigbuttsandIdontcare
KnightOwl23
Mmmm mix some cum in there and we have a party
FortunaProxy
We are a thriving community of losers here on Imgur
notGoodAtNames
No no no, don't out us all! *plays the introvert card*
iWillKickYourAssForSayinThat
Hey speak for yourself LOSER! jk, some body hold me.... :'(
FortunaProxy
Sorry. I dont associate with losers
IsThisUsernameAlright
Heard they’re a bunch of wankers though
FortunaProxy
If by wanker u mean they masturbate alot then you are correct
rogueminion
Absolutely!
FortunaProxy
Shut up loser!
rogueminion
Good, GOOOOOOD! Let the hate flow through you!!!
drinkup4
I hit 100k points the other day. Now I am starting to reconsider some of my choices in life.
BIackJesus
On Imgur or PornHub?
onegeekydad
One look at your favorites and i tend to agree with you
FluentPenguin
Jeez, man how long do you spend on PornHub
WitzyDitzy
Oh, so now that you’ve reached big dogs we’re not good enough for you?
FunandCasualGorilla
I’m here with my 470 points like duhhhhh
LadyWidebottom
I keep telling myself "I'll quit once I hit x milestone". It never happens.
neo316
Don't lose hope, am sure one day you'll hit that x milestone that you've been trying to reach all this while.
Altanese
What in the hell, I checked your account, have you even had any posts go to the front page or is this all from comments?
PuffedSlinky
471 now!
ArniePye
I’ve got one fp post I think. Other 155k are comments. It’s honest work.
Altanese
Jesus god damn. I don't dedicate myself to comments here nearly enough for that to work. Have a few FP posts and that's most of mine.
kieranlieberg101
You've made over 100,000 people happy enough to click the upvote button. That's pretty damn cool if you ask me.
Canchocolatejustletmefinish
I’m glad imgur doesn’t track your total downvotes. I don’t think my fragile ego can take it.
Jubelix
Awww, that's so wholesome
MartynMage
I really like that outlook :3
tempestfoxthree
Or the same person 100,000 times.
KanyeWesticularCancer
I suddenly feel better about wasting valuable time I could be using to give back to my community or further my life in any meaningful way
l8rz
Imgur is your community.
stupidandre
When you stop searching for purpose life becomes infinitely easier.
neo316
It becomes even more easier when you stop trying altogether
HamsterOnAGoat
over 1M points...Imagine how I feel. What the hell am I doing with my life?
SendMeASelfie
Same
Mokelzwerg
Serious question: Where do you find all that time? Do you have a job?
HamsterOnAGoat
ull time job, family, etc. I just seem to know what Imgur likes. Posting a few images that hit the FP per week gets a lot of points
usernamesarescary
Is there a timing aspect involved or just luck?
HamsterOnAGoat
timing, not really. it's more about what you post. posts that do well are more about being good to comment on than only interesting to view
HamsterOnAGoat
don't make obvious puns in a title, let someone make them in the comment section, things like that
1337CaptainHadock
I bet the pornhub community is less toxic though
Sordiy
You mean less salty right?
WannabeAmputee
I like to read them, most of them aren't any different than comments here. Half the time they're not even about the video.
Xenarion
It's either the cringy "ummm so hot" or "I wish this would happen to me", or funny comments.
RacistCoffee
Somehow, the community on a porn website also seems less circlejerky than imgur
RacistCoffee
Yes, its an adverb, i made it up and i like it.
ElbowDeepInATshirt
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TOE MEAN YE WEE CUNT!?
WolnyLogin
one thing they know well is how to get negativity out of their systems
geojustin
Less suicidal for sure
TheosophicBlues
It lacks the virulent bigotry I've come to expect from comment sections.
LightlyFriedFishFilletsForDinner
A bunch of trolls and creepy dudes
Steffn
Are you talking about imgur or pornhub?
HappyMirror
Yes
hockeyham
Better than YouTube commenters
IamGumpOtaku
On a porn site you seem to see less of the bullshit that plagues Youtube comment sections. Just because people can't see your name...
IamGumpOtaku
...doesn't mean you can be a grade a arsehole. Unfortunately the false assumption of anonymity makes people say things they otherwise...
IamGumpOtaku
Keep to themselves.
PeterPanGuineaPig
Yeah, there's enough lube to let anything slide
blackholevoid10011
Porn is love, porn is life.
iwonderwhatthemaxusernamecharacterlimitis
JohnnyPepperony
ThisOneKid
That's the first time I've seen this gif workout that weird grainy thing going on
Dyslexicbirch
If you want to feel better read instagram comments
ToddlerPuncher66
Damn princess, u fine. Throw a DM my way and lez get durty
FamouslyInfamous
I wish they were that mature
Golfbob
“Try to spell your name one letter at a time only 1% can finish it”
Krympehl
any Tumblr page
IAmTheBadW01f
How about Facebook comments on Snopes articles?
sckrlfe
Mostly ads.
breakin247365
The TMZ comments will make you feel like a million bucks
KimmyGrangerLikesItRough
I can’t even
StopAskingMeForAnAccountImgurIWannaLurk
Send bobs and vagene
[deleted]
[deleted]
sowillo
There was a comment on a classical music vid andi t was something generic like "thats beautiful" then 53 reply drop down which ended with
sowillo
"Communist China is thriving compared to The Sickle and Hammer." etc
nellietta
Every time. And try to find one correctly written comment, it's an impossible task
FalafelisImportant
Reading comments on Oprah's Instagram has brought tears to my eyes from laughing so much. Highly recommend
ToddlerPuncher66
????????
notmygovermentname
Check my new song out on my profile
Malak224
*DROWNING POOL INTENSIFIES*
TuggyMcBoatface
Did you just drop Facebook and go back to MySpace
YouThinkThatsBad
Read through a couple Lana Del Rey comments. Same guy, tons of photos, calling her "my baby" or "oh my sweetheart you look beautiful."
sowillo
Isn that so weird! like they are going to react like " This one here, Hes the one!"
YouThinkThatsBad
I firmly believe these are people with mental problems.
nyut
Even worse? R34 roleplayers.
Dshban
Ur at home in ur bed. Hear knock. It me, Goku.
HeavenOrHellLetsRock
“Hi goku” says gohan “dad is here too” picollo waves to goku
SergeantSalsa
The thirst is fucking horrible, way worse than in Imgur
Nie200
Which is incredible because this site is anonymous and Instagram usually is not
Heyitsarchra
Its also amazing how gullible people are on Instagram as well.
Gistix
Right? I'm new to Instagram but I already hate bait posts. "Comment X or Y if Z" or "Like to see the complete picture"
Heyitsarchra
The worst is the "The end number of your like is who you "Insert fantasy" with. Especially when they include that cash me girl, its creepy.
Heyitsarchra
It makes it worse as well because that girl is 14 years old thats just gross.
LadyWidebottom
"I showed you my dick, please reply"
CringeMetal
https://imgur.com/x0xa3D7.jpg
AgolfHiller
I showed u my robux, pls rply
UNOPENEDCANOFWHOOPASS
I shwd h my meat plz respond
SonderingStrike
I showed you my underfluffies pls respond