Nov 27, 2022 8:03 PM
GorgeousGeorgieous
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muchLongerUsername
Ah yes, the annual dying tree.
anjeleyezjr
Don't be a coward. Start cutting from the bottom!
ToonamiT0M
ImgurUser1234564789
.....lotta sap.
4vie
... JUST as I was about to begin typing this the tree burst out. I was about to start typing "Maybe he should have started from the bottom?"
TheFastpaws
Real trees are just great. I couldn't afford to do it every year but they are great. I have a fake one though.
timbazi
gotcha bitch!
MonkeyWithAHammer
Little full, lotta sap.
BlackCats4ever
v
Maulbert
Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree, how lovely are thy branches...
IfYouDontChewBigRedThenFYou
Pth pth Little full pth pth Lotta sap
HommeDeFeu
*chuckled rather evil like* +1
ElDrmm
Pow. Right in the Christmas
TheFakeCraigFerguson
This comment made me laugh as hard as the gif did in the first place.
Horus175
"I give you the Griswold family Christmas tree!"
WickedSludge
Little full. Lots of sap.
DonL9
Show of hands, who didn't see that coming?
ScarletEmerald
Aren't you supposed to start from the bottom?
imabigasstree
Yup
Tree: What did the five branches say to the face? SLAP!!!
ColdCast
If you do have to open a tree indoors, put down a removable sheet or tarp first. Save your floors from the needles and sap.
Agracuta
get rid of it once it starts to dry as “it can go up like a Christmas tree” ain’t just talkin lights. Look at videos on how fast they burn
db629
whowantssome
In yo face
GBMaker
That's a bit like those biscuit tubes that don't move at all until you're almost done unwrapping it, then explode open.
wheeeeeeeeeeee
Flex duct…omg it never ends! Till you need it to, and then you will be 3 feet short.
Roqinn
I had barely gotten the outer wrapper off when the tube exploded so loudly that my ears rang for a few minutes!
mizmoose
I fucking hate those things and avoid them like every plague on the planet.
IHaveAGuyForEverything
Lotta sap in here. Looks great! Little full. Lotta sap.
HeyWatchThis
A little full. Lots of sap.
grayone64
ShutUpMeh
I miss Lil Bub
getmorefiber
Little full. Lots of sap
MyNameIsMojoJojo
“There’s a lot of sap in here”
VolcanoHerder
I was more concerned about all the needles falling all over the living room. Am I the only one who opens the tree outside?
somnif
We do it inside, but, we also put down a tarp beforehand. (Also our trees are typically fairly small, so a bit easier to manage)
interesseret
I was going to say the same. That's a lot of debris
ampelakim8
Cut the crappy ones off outside when you trim the bottom, at least
FancySharkDinnerParty
YouTubeRed
RobJenkins
Lot of sap!
solmazer
Little full..
Lot of sap.
welcometothedystopia
Hey Griswold! Where do you think you're going to put a tree that big?
PuckerScream
Bend over and I'll show you.
Scottwax
You have some nerve talking to me like that.
MajMalfunction2
You've got a lot of nerve talking to me like that!
I wasn't talking to you!
crimpitdown9001
Meanwhile, back at the playground...
sotiredimightdie
*pulls down mask, turns chainsaw on*
NarratesTheDarkerStory
good talk, dad
BrickShakes
Undoing my pants after the xmas feast.
reverendbonobo
Sounds like you need to trim your pubes.
aluckygrl
dwideshruud
See you next year toes!
MildlyConfusedDino
Hell, I ain't seen mine since 2019
16bitStarbuck
*sighs* *unzips*
HotDogginAllDayLong
American 'pants' or UK 'pants'? Either way, impressive
ToasterDent
Everyone else when undoing my pants after the xmas feast in the UK:
Onsvaltti
Kalsarikänni time, bitch
When I googled for that I found that Finland has emojis for Kalsarikänni, awsome!
sundaymondayhippyday
Nice it’s not a German has a word for that! … v
Technically you're still wearing your pants in Kalsarikänni - I take "undoing" to mean unbuttoning, pulling down, etc of pants.
I can do kalsarikänni completely naked, you can't stop me!
muchLongerUsername
Ah yes, the annual dying tree.
anjeleyezjr
Don't be a coward. Start cutting from the bottom!
ToonamiT0M
ImgurUser1234564789
.....lotta sap.
4vie
... JUST as I was about to begin typing this the tree burst out. I was about to start typing "Maybe he should have started from the bottom?"
TheFastpaws
Real trees are just great. I couldn't afford to do it every year but they are great. I have a fake one though.
timbazi
gotcha bitch!
MonkeyWithAHammer
Little full, lotta sap.
BlackCats4ever
Maulbert
Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree, how lovely are thy branches...
IfYouDontChewBigRedThenFYou
Pth pth Little full pth pth Lotta sap
HommeDeFeu
*chuckled rather evil like* +1
ElDrmm
Pow. Right in the Christmas
TheFakeCraigFerguson
This comment made me laugh as hard as the gif did in the first place.
Horus175
"I give you the Griswold family Christmas tree!"
WickedSludge
Little full. Lots of sap.
DonL9
Show of hands, who didn't see that coming?
ScarletEmerald
Aren't you supposed to start from the bottom?
imabigasstree
Yup
Maulbert
Tree: What did the five branches say to the face? SLAP!!!
ColdCast
If you do have to open a tree indoors, put down a removable sheet or tarp first. Save your floors from the needles and sap.
Agracuta
get rid of it once it starts to dry as “it can go up like a Christmas tree” ain’t just talkin lights. Look at videos on how fast they burn
db629
whowantssome
In yo face
GBMaker
That's a bit like those biscuit tubes that don't move at all until you're almost done unwrapping it, then explode open.
wheeeeeeeeeeee
Flex duct…omg it never ends! Till you need it to, and then you will be 3 feet short.
Roqinn
I had barely gotten the outer wrapper off when the tube exploded so loudly that my ears rang for a few minutes!
mizmoose
I fucking hate those things and avoid them like every plague on the planet.
IHaveAGuyForEverything
Lotta sap in here. Looks great! Little full. Lotta sap.
HeyWatchThis
A little full. Lots of sap.
grayone64
ShutUpMeh
I miss Lil Bub
getmorefiber
Little full. Lots of sap
MyNameIsMojoJojo
“There’s a lot of sap in here”
VolcanoHerder
I was more concerned about all the needles falling all over the living room. Am I the only one who opens the tree outside?
somnif
We do it inside, but, we also put down a tarp beforehand. (Also our trees are typically fairly small, so a bit easier to manage)
interesseret
I was going to say the same. That's a lot of debris
ampelakim8
Cut the crappy ones off outside when you trim the bottom, at least
FancySharkDinnerParty
YouTubeRed
RobJenkins
Lot of sap!
solmazer
Little full..
Maulbert
Lot of sap.
welcometothedystopia
Hey Griswold! Where do you think you're going to put a tree that big?
PuckerScream
Bend over and I'll show you.
Scottwax
You have some nerve talking to me like that.
MajMalfunction2
You've got a lot of nerve talking to me like that!
PuckerScream
I wasn't talking to you!
crimpitdown9001
Meanwhile, back at the playground...
sotiredimightdie
*pulls down mask, turns chainsaw on*
NarratesTheDarkerStory
good talk, dad
BrickShakes
Undoing my pants after the xmas feast.
reverendbonobo
Sounds like you need to trim your pubes.
aluckygrl
dwideshruud
See you next year toes!
MildlyConfusedDino
Hell, I ain't seen mine since 2019
16bitStarbuck
*sighs* *unzips*
HotDogginAllDayLong
American 'pants' or UK 'pants'? Either way, impressive
ToasterDent
Everyone else when undoing my pants after the xmas feast in the UK:
Onsvaltti
Kalsarikänni time, bitch
ToasterDent
When I googled for that I found that Finland has emojis for Kalsarikänni, awsome!
sundaymondayhippyday
Nice it’s not a German has a word for that! …
v
ToasterDent
Technically you're still wearing your pants in Kalsarikänni - I take "undoing" to mean unbuttoning, pulling down, etc of pants.
Onsvaltti
I can do kalsarikänni completely naked, you can't stop me!