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RetroRicki
Bill Burr 2020
JKGoose
greggbert
The problem is that dudes like that mind their own business when others harass intimidate and commit violence against those groups.
whyWontKeiraKnightleyReturnMyPhoneCalls
I agree but then he complains about “snowflakey cancel culture” when someone who’s loudly against those things catches shit online
here4lawlz
+1 fuck yeah! Do what makes you happy.
SkeuomorphicallyInclined
Yeah mind your own business. Like Breona Taylor.
ElinPlanetCatcher
Some would argue that sexual orientation and self identification is kinda important for a person. And it affects your life (discrimination)
Splosions
LaughingSeraphim
That's literally what freedom is...
Exevium
To some degree we rely on other people's cooperation, so we can't just leave you alone.
Hexrowe
On the other hand, this is essentially saying: I'm alright with whoever AS LONG AS I can pretend they don't exist. Which has serious ISSUES.
RydWolf
Just like the "Don't ask, don't tell" policy.
Hexrowe
EXACTLY.
jbot5k
This is what Libertarians should be. But seems like they just smoke pot and don’t shut up about it.
GrandProtectorDark
Instead the libertarians out there just yell at anything goverment/taxes
ImgursLibertarian
This is how the Libertarian Party is. You're describing the 17 year olds who think Ayn Rand is Jesus.
randolphjcarter
I thought they just have a strict diet that involves only eating books
yvanehtnoij
Terraplus7
Everyone in the internet wants to be Bill Burr, but they miss the point and sound like Andrew Dice Clay.
AngryGraphicDesigner
The irony is the little government, pro-life, ect, ect want to tell everyone how to live, but with a Don't Tread On Me bumper sticker.
MrSmilingDeath
Power is an evil corrupting thing until you're the one who has it.
CrazyforRAMU
"White dudes are trying to run a society here and we'd appreciate it if y'all shut the fuck up about not being like us."
RydWolf
"Run society, rule society... whatever. Same difference, just stop complaining about it."
CoqRoq
I love that man
Miguenzo
His Netflix show "F is for Family" ISS hilarious
Waytigo
Season 3 is coming out Friday!
MonoclesAndManacles
New season drops Friday
CoqRoq
I saw that and cracked up. Sam Rockwell's character is my favorite.
Sentay
He always sounded like Gilbert Gotfried to me.
WaveMotionGum
If only people would stop writing shitty laws about those things...then maybe we could stop talking about them.
purdhapley
Chapelles the GOAT. Burr is a close second.
LucidPariah
As much as I respect Chappelle's intelligence and hilarious comedy, Burr doesn't fuckin care and doesn't try to educate me on anything!
LucidPariah
The Chappelle show was fucking glorious! But when all I want is to be entertained Burr sticks to exactly that and Dave is too educated...
Pally01
"Do what you like, just not where I see can see you OMG you're disgusting!!!"
SaunterVaguelyDownward
Soooooo, the same attitude that’s lead to what we have now. So brave and edgy.
sparehead4
Big fan but you can't ignore somethings.
loginate
is he a nazi?
RackhamTheRed
Literally Hitler himselfe
RydWolf
I don't think so, but judging from this picture and text, he'd prefer it if people minded their business and left the Nazis alone.
FlyingMonkeyButt
Every one of his specials is gold. Though personally I would start with ‘You people are all the same’
thisguyonline1988
Ya that one definitely set the bar for me.
LukeSkylurker24
Definitely need a list of the top then nothing but time to watch them now.
Starbolt81
Im a fan of 'least i could do'
LeroyJS
I’m Sorry You Feel That Way was one of the best pieces of stand-up I ever watched. Not an ounce of fat on it.
AManCalledGolgotha
"Say what we say when we say it. Say it again, then you can go home to your toys"
LeroyJS
“Ok I’ll say. And I’ll say it again. Now can I go back to my toys?”
JAFIOI
Bill Burr: the hero we need.
PickleMeElmoooo
He sounds like a libertarian. I thought imgur hates them
friendsofsandwiches
But not the one we wanted.
Throwaway3764270
Can I interest you in Doug Stanhope?
LikeTotallyNotTheNSA
Doug on stage taking a sip of beer, audience member heckles, Doug's response "pipe down, I'm pouring more funny down my throat."
LtKifKroker
Can we just pencil his name in for president?
LtKifKroker
P.s. Lewis Black as VP
loginate
thank you mysterious sauce guy
Zadwanaa
That's actually his character in the magician porno he made
ScorchedEarthMotherFucker
If you haven't seen Bill Burr's standups and you like to laugh, queue that shit up on Netflix and have yourself a good time
BobaFettApproves
Too bad he said he likes trump "just to piss off the snowflakes"
NoRoutesFound
He's been ripping on Trump for weeks now on his Monday Morning Podcast.
BobaFettApproves
That's a relief! There was a brief window there where Rogan, Burr & some others were so fed up with the Quarantine that they were pro trump
NoRoutesFound
Absolutely! haha. BB started ragging on him after his dumbass injecting bleach comment at the WH presser
caustickiwii
Life is not that simple. If you feel the need openly brandish a gun in public, you are forcing yourself on other people.
Logwarrior999
There is a difference between brandishing and carrying.
caustickiwii
Yes, and both serve to remind others that you could murder them on a moment's notice.
Logwarrior999
So you'd prefer they conceal their ability to kill you in a moment's notice?
caustickiwii
If you guys are going to force me to live with this reality cause of your gun fetish, at least I'd like to be able to forget about it.
carlsagansghost
Terrible advice. Doing that would ignore NAZIs, fascists, racists, ect.
TristanVIII
I think the idea is believe whatever the hell you want in private, but the moment it starts affecting others, there's a problem.
carlsagansghost
But right-wing libertarians use this philosophy as a way to be all of those terrible things. It's a slippery slope.
RackhamTheRed
They are gonna be whatever they want anyway. Best thing you can do with whiny little kid is "ignore it"
carlsagansghost
Until they start impacting the lives of others. Then you can’t ignore it.
BaldProfessor
@ImgursLibertarian homeboy seems like your jam. Who said "Let a gay couple defend their pot plants with guns"?
ImgursLibertarian
Phhhbf... fuuuuck. Before i Google it im going to guess Austin Petersen. Brb.
ImgursLibertarian
https://reason-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/reason.com/2014/03/05/i-want-gay-people-to-be-able-to-protect/?amp_js_v=a3&_gsa=1&&usqp=mq33
ImgursLibertarian
It was already a meme in 2014.
ImgursLibertarian
No clue man. Sorry.
Xanducalrizian
Spoken like someone who has never been part of an oppressed group....
Logwarrior999
If you are part of a group that can get me fired for disagreeing with you, you're neither oppressed or a victim.
papalongshlong
That kinda completely ignores the meaning of being a victim. Someone suffering doesn’t mean the other isn’t suffering anymore, theres 1/2
papalongshlong
2/3 just more than one victim in the scenario considering you can lose your job at some places for being against gay rights, but also not
papalongshlong
3/3 get served or a job, or even yelled at for being gay. Both are victims of something, although I sympathize more with one personally
janerowdy
Aka "I dont mind it as long as I dont have to see it" out of sight out of mind. Just a polite version of being an -ist or a -phobe
Keru
Love to see all the people downvoting you for speaking truth.
GrandProtectorDark
Because he doesn't
Keru
"Oh I don't mind gay people! I just don't want to have to hear about their issues!"
RackhamTheRed
Yes. Leave them be? They seem quite capable to take care of themselfe, no?
somepersondoingsomethings
I dont care about cougers dating young men or vice versa but that doesnt mean I want to see them make out or hear about society judging them
somepersondoingsomethings
Same thing goes for two guys, two girls, I literally dont care. And I dont have to care. That's my choice.
RydWolf
I feel like a blanket ban on public displays of affection would be troublesome to enforce.
TristanVIII
If people left each other alone and didn't attack each other for whatever views they carry, gay people wouldn't have issues.
RydWolf
Correct. However gay people are attacked for their views and when the gay people complain others tell them to mind their own business.
TristanVIII
Now, yeah. The above person is saying that people minding their own business and leaving each other alone is somehow still attacking gays?