WildYucatanMan
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May 5, 2018 11:00 PM
WildYucatanMan
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BengalCat
rainyrivers
Seriously though west coast or tick levels are high this year. Check your cracks
endlesssaturdays
Whoooa, that is a creepy pic. It’s true though, if you’ve ever had ticks, they can be tiny and hard to see.
PoliticalWanderer
IMADELIN
I still like ticks, poppy seeds scare me though. They get stuck on my teeth
GlassBomb
Have a habit of searching for, and removing ticks from all the cats and dogs that I pet. Habit from our dog.
Jak3Barnes
Get an Opossum. They eat ticks! I learnt that from Imgur.
4thBillyGoatGruff
I remember my kindergarten teacher pulling an engorged deer tick the size of a watermelon seed out of my scalp during story hour one time.
SkyeIngram17
Eddyrock
Audioclark
LumpDaddy
ILikedTheirOldStuffBetter
WildYucatanMan
+1 for original gif
8serene8
PoliticalWanderer
forte10
gogogadgetharikari
ChronologicalMyopia
This is why you don't cut funding to the CDC & EPA. Now I'll never enjoy a poppyseed muffin aga.. oh gahd iff dees awre ticks, 'er delishus.
Dolewhipper
but muh oil.
OmgItsALiveChicken
Jeeveswife
Just saw this after finding a tick in my hair and one on my son 5 days ago.
Spitfire2865
Why would you go and ruin a perfectly good lemon poppy muffin?
Ozarck
Now it's a lemon lyme poppy muffin
Spitfire2865
Thats a good one.
Ozarck
I'm pleased with it. I'm tempted to steal the post and repost with that as the title.
FalconPunchingHitler
That shit'll still taste like a muffin. Hasta la vista, bitch-ass, welcome to Stomach Acid Town.
HelloToe
I wonder if you can get lyme disease by ingesting infected ticks...
FalconPunchingHitler
Not according to the almighty Lord Google.
Frederf
Praise be her name.
zma123456
I had a tick that was stuck on my back for few days.
boobphysicist
i found a tick on my ass once somehow didnt notice it for a week or something fucker was the size of a strawberry
ProfessorMatt
Worst. Muffin. Ever.
viila
It could be an oat bran muffin. With ticks. And raisins.
ProfessorMatt
I have nothing against an oat bran muffin with raisins every now and again. Keeps you a regular kind of guy, y'know. Hold the ticks, please.
IWouldDoThings
Where I'm from ticks are a thing to deal with all spring and summer. Find all kinds, teeny to huge, on the cats, the dog, the kids, us. Yuck
WillemHellfire
California reporting for duty. We have ticks year round it seems.
Nietzscha
I live in the South (U.S). Even tho my dog has flea & tick treatments, she still gets them all over her ears. One of the few animals I hate.
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IWouldDoThings
I'm from Virginia, US.
QuartzPigeon
I'm from Nebraska and we deal with this
Surely
I'm from Austria and I regularly come home with around a dozen ticks on my body.
Jameszombob
Lyme disease? Schmyme disease!
ReNiX333
If we have to see this, they have to see this. To the front page!
icookfoodandfightfire
i mean, thanks i guess? cause TIL how small ticks can be
LadyWidebottom
... It's some bugs on a muffin. Why would anybody care?
adriedupoldprune
Buggy muffins is a tragedy worthy of the greeks. It's bad enough my phone and computer are buggy leave the muffins alone.
ObnoxiousCommenter
Your logic makes no sense and you're an idiot.
ReNiX333
somebodyontheinternet
Your logic makes no sense and you're a genius.
ReNiX333
LemonThieves
Found them! http://imgur.com/LXjmtt7
JimmyGoldeneyes
I'm still having a little trouble. Could you maybe zoom in a little and add some arrows?
SexyAlligator
http://imgur.com/rl514Rh
JimmyGoldeneyes
thanks, but im still having trouble. is it possible to add more arrows and maybe circle it some more?
dullguava
Yep. 5 ticks. Exactly 5 ticks. No more ticks on the muffin, that's all of them.
adriedupoldprune
Yes poppy seeds don't have legs.
dullguava
Username checks out. Definitely not a cockroach.
HereIGoLurkingAgain
TheCeilingIsLava
something something delta-v
diregamer
Perfectly. Reasonable. Response.
viila
Then the space spiders discover you...
IOnlyPostThatOneGorillaGif
KootchieKoo
"Seed" ticks=infants. More ppl need to know this. I got covered in hundreds once on a nature hike, doctor didn't believe they weren't sand.
Ryebread91
Reasonable reaction.
brookers
I peed a little.
gahzeeruh
belovedmadman
applerazmataz
GriffinMann41
You gave me actual goosebumps, and my heart-rate raised. Well done.
sackofmeat
...and fuck that.
chbarts
Are you ticked off?
MyCatLikesToFruitcake
Thats not he worst part! You think they come one at a time? SURPRISE FUCKER
MyCatLikesToFruitcake
Hard as hell to get off your leg too. Like picking up a dime on a hard surface with no fingernails.
Elroydb
Also they can make you allergic to red meat. Have fun!
aegis27
Only one species can do that, and they're not that widespread (yet).
crazymojomonkey
Oh come on...they're not always that small. Once they attach an drank your blood they git big like grapes =}
ViolentPotato
Idk if I can ever eat poppy seeds again
SexyAlligator
I can. I'd just have to examine it for 10 minutes
ODSTsRule
phs1706
... fuck it all and fuck the fucking brat.
phs1706
Sex Pistols anybody?
DodderingCommandant97
Tick bites... from them, or from me consuming them..
ruferto
if you eat them, you'll probbaly be alright
TicoMachi
No problem then. Extra protein.
DodderingCommandant97
Crunchy little shits they are
KumaPaws376
michfn2
hokeyreligions
Ah the "nope missile", a golden oldie in the GIF years
Its3amAndImFeelingSaucy
I work outside in the woods quite often, I can confirm that many ticks are this small
TheMortiestMortyfromC137
Lol
MrKibbs
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imtheguyintecornerofpartieshangingwithhisintrovertfriends
That is amazing we can control it so accurately like that.
freezingpilot
It's more entertaining when we lose control of it though.
Ilnor
TECHNCIALLY.... We can't. Computers and math ahead of time can
imtheguyintecornerofpartieshangingwithhisintrovertfriends
Well...yeah...that’s what I meant.... lol
Ilnor
Hey did you look at that gif lately, IT's pretty fucking awesome still. I know it was like 20 minute ago but it's still cool
kakari
Trident or tomahawk?
dfx9900
Thats a tomahawk. A Trident SLBM is alot more lazy in terms of movement.
realargonwolf
Though I gotta be honest, it looks more like a Brahmos what with the steering rockets and obscene acceleration.
realargonwolf
Understandable, they don't need to enter stable winged flight since they follow a ballistic trajectory.
Samsquantch82
They're all in the same spot.
ButWhyThough
Or are they??
Murrdogg
Yeah, on the muffin.
RiverBear
I can only see 3.
LyraTheLycan
You might find more on your own poppy seed muffin
ActuallyMyNamesMarina
The legs on the southwestern two are a little less visible than the main three.
Exousa
I see that cluster of 3, and I THINK there's two more south of them
TheDespot
Yeah there are. They are slightly more translucent.
Ravenwing14
The other two already crawled onto you
NormanReedusLooksLikeHeWouldBeGoodInBed
Yes very unrealistic. When i was little i ran through a tick nest and they got everywhere from in my ears and face to between my ass cheeks
Showmeyourotters
A tick in the ear sounds like one of the worst possible things that could ever happen to a person
Sarazah
How did you not immediately will yourself to death?
NormanReedusLooksLikeHeWouldBeGoodInBed
Cus i didnt know they were there until hours later. I went to my mum feeling unwell and she saw a tick ln my face and then another and so on
ButWhyThough
A TICK NEST?
NormanReedusLooksLikeHeWouldBeGoodInBed
Well i was chasing a friend through the bush in rural Australia.
hcandotherletters
A mate of mine's lil bro went running through brush and the next day looked really pale and realised he had hundreds on em for a whole night
scooterific
Do ticks over there carry Lyme disease too?
NormanReedusLooksLikeHeWouldBeGoodInBed
I don't think we have that type of tick that carries the Borrelia bacteria
killerjerick
So far it's been denied but there are a few reported case, officially, no, unofficially, we don't know. They can cause meat allergy though.
ButWhyThough
Oh Australia. This answers all the questions i had, thank you
AbusedPickle
They're in America too.
Huge0
Haha. "Good enough, just mention Australia."
Dogchimp
I have more questions.