Oct 10, 2019 11:43 PM
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AsABiologistWhoIsNotFunAtParties
My road trip food is Combos (cheese in cracker tube things) never consider buying them at any other time but have to have for road trips
ckdummar
This was my family growing up and is still my parents today.
HockeyFighter69
@ilookfuckingcool
ilookfuckingcool
Always
Fezdani
Road trip for my bros wedding, starbucks salted caramel pumpkin spice frappuccino, ny fries chilli hot dog and french fries.
MonsoonGibby
Took a road trip from Salt Lake to Austin this summer. So. Much. Junk Food.
nonamejanie
Drove out west from Mississippi to Vegas. We went wild in the snack aisle. It looked like we were opening a store! Even had a cooler of>
Beer, Capri suns, koolaid coolers, Coke’s and Dr. peppers. God that was the best trip ever.
TheWeakSauceElection
Remember water
Onlyhereforthelaughs
Cheezits and Granola bars!
Ihadtoditchmyotherusernamebecauseofyou
Combos!
Imgerruinedimger
My dad used to get those wierd squishy peanut things because he was the only one who could stomach them.
Otterlycaligal
Beef jerky also
Yeah if it didn't cost me my firstborn I'd buy it all the time. Why is it so expensive btw I have no idea what goes into making jerky...
bs13690
Problem is most snacks taste like crap to me now. I get no satisfaction from a cheap candy bar.
destinoz
thermos full of coffee, bottle of water, and pack of oreos and I'm good for 6 hours of driving. More than that and I need sandwiches.
cristocanyon
You gotta hit all the points - sweet, salty, savory, spicy
srsfaceI8C
$100 bucks in beef jerky. Or you know, like, a pound of it.
LokiAtItAgain
My SO looks at me horrified every time... I love that look, yet make at occur often.
heebiejeepie
Slim Jims, Fritos, Warheads, sodas.
BarretXIII
God Bless Dollar Stores!
arctictoool
We picked the letter C
KrisPMartin
This is how I do all of my grocery shopping
Ahhhjammit
Buc-ee’s receipt includes: moon pies, spicy jerky, topo chico, and those candied cashews.
cela02
No chocolate fudge!!! What’s wrong with you!!
lawngeray
Texas!
YoshisLeftNut
There's a men's bathroom stall in the Denver airport with Buc-ee's stickers on the door. Was pooing and thought "...nice". Thought id share.
Traecer
Their breakfast tacos don't suck.
Rusticshine
dont forget the golden rod pretzle sticks and a big gulp mtn dew in a cup with a poor fitting lid in a shitty cup holder in the back seat!
SophisticatedSloth
Fuck I wanna try a moon pie.
FragTagged
I tried one for the first time a few months ago. I thought it tasted like chewy sawdust but maybe I'm just picky.
sapper987
Nope youre pretty close. Its more about nostalgia than actually tasting good
HelaSisterOfThor
3.5 hour drive this weekend to Cedar Point. Diet off for that drive (and eating in general for the trip).
anotherdickat
Cedar Point! My wife and I had our honeymoon there.
BobBuck
As someone who lives 20 min from Cedar Point just a warning.. it’s going to be insane this weekend
FeedMeMemeSeymour
3.5 hours hardly qualifies as a road trip
Lobuttomize
3.5 hours is not a road trip. Don't think I even took water when I drove 5 to New Jersey
Alpine262
Yeah 3.5 is a day trip for me. Not long at all imo
Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyznowyouknowyourabcscomealongandsing
Europeans disagree...
SocoFox
The worst part about getting home from vacation is not being able to justify bad choices with "I'm on vacation."
You’re not trying hard enough, then.
Jipijur
I read that as "bed choices"
I suppose it works either way.
Kevinbemyname
I only live 1hr 45mins from cedar point and only made it once this year :( have fun!
ClemFandangoAskingCanYouHearMe
I live 1,310 miles away from cedar point which is approx. 19hr. Looks legit and almost seasonal from my point of view.
IamNotAshamed
6550 km in a direct line from me. I'd be lucky if I made it once in a lifetime
whyexactly
We're ~2,300 miles away, we've been twice. Hands down the best place ever.
VegansCauseAutism
That's why my fiancée took over the snack management. I bought way too much stuff, the car looked like a candystore.
ilovefunsocks
I fail to see the problem. If you haven't done at least 4 loops and have too much to carry, you're doing it wrong
stupidfarmer
My wife does the same. She knows me better than I do. So I always have the perfect snacks
So true... that's why I don't mind her preparing the snacks at all.
VodkaReindeer
d'awwwww
Then you did it right.
Gotta balance. Salty and sweet, sweet and savory. Chocolate and Sugar sweets
That's exactly where I failed. And I'm a chef, I should know better. Now we have chocolate, cheese, cured meats, gummibears and veggies.
Nuts, Pringles(for her) and even different drinks, like cola, water, coffee or last weekend HOT CHOCOLATE! GOD I LOVE HER!
I thought savoury meant salty. What’s savoury then?
comicgeekynessover9000
Savory is jerky and nuts so not always salty but pairs well with it often time
kyzentun
Did she also make you remove the sign painted on the side advertising the candy?
Why would I advertise the candy? It's bad enough that she eats from it... no way that I share with strangers! It's mine! MINE!
FrenziiTheSuccubus
ThosePostCurryBumWees
sunyudai
No, this is a valid subversion of the joke.
TalkingSnake
Not in my car.
grundig79
You must be fun.
I am, and my car doesn't stink. Bonus.
mikeatike
You know what you stink.
forksnknivess
Yeah! Like and empty bag of grapes!
NightmareDonut
You have to say it fancier like "your odor is atrocious sir"
BillFrankTheManWithTwoFirstNames
What do you guys think? BMW guy, Honda with the loud muffler and shitty spoiler guy, or "it's actually an Acura" guy?
Not even close
Hey I drive an Acura, and my RSX was bone stock.
AsABiologistWhoIsNotFunAtParties
My road trip food is Combos (cheese in cracker tube things) never consider buying them at any other time but have to have for road trips
ckdummar
This was my family growing up and is still my parents today.
HockeyFighter69
@ilookfuckingcool
ilookfuckingcool
Always
Fezdani
Road trip for my bros wedding, starbucks salted caramel pumpkin spice frappuccino, ny fries chilli hot dog and french fries.
MonsoonGibby
Took a road trip from Salt Lake to Austin this summer. So. Much. Junk Food.
nonamejanie
Drove out west from Mississippi to Vegas. We went wild in the snack aisle. It looked like we were opening a store! Even had a cooler of>
nonamejanie
Beer, Capri suns, koolaid coolers, Coke’s and Dr. peppers. God that was the best trip ever.
TheWeakSauceElection
Remember water
Onlyhereforthelaughs
Cheezits and Granola bars!
Ihadtoditchmyotherusernamebecauseofyou
Combos!
Imgerruinedimger
My dad used to get those wierd squishy peanut things because he was the only one who could stomach them.
Otterlycaligal
Beef jerky also
Imgerruinedimger
Yeah if it didn't cost me my firstborn I'd buy it all the time. Why is it so expensive btw I have no idea what goes into making jerky...
bs13690
Problem is most snacks taste like crap to me now. I get no satisfaction from a cheap candy bar.
destinoz
thermos full of coffee, bottle of water, and pack of oreos and I'm good for 6 hours of driving. More than that and I need sandwiches.
cristocanyon
You gotta hit all the points - sweet, salty, savory, spicy
srsfaceI8C
$100 bucks in beef jerky. Or you know, like, a pound of it.
LokiAtItAgain
My SO looks at me horrified every time... I love that look, yet make at occur often.
heebiejeepie
Slim Jims, Fritos, Warheads, sodas.
BarretXIII
God Bless Dollar Stores!
arctictoool
We picked the letter C
KrisPMartin
This is how I do all of my grocery shopping
Ahhhjammit
Buc-ee’s receipt includes: moon pies, spicy jerky, topo chico, and those candied cashews.
cela02
No chocolate fudge!!! What’s wrong with you!!
lawngeray
Texas!
YoshisLeftNut
There's a men's bathroom stall in the Denver airport with Buc-ee's stickers on the door. Was pooing and thought "...nice". Thought id share.
Traecer
Their breakfast tacos don't suck.
Rusticshine
dont forget the golden rod pretzle sticks and a big gulp mtn dew in a cup with a poor fitting lid in a shitty cup holder in the back seat!
SophisticatedSloth
Fuck I wanna try a moon pie.
FragTagged
I tried one for the first time a few months ago. I thought it tasted like chewy sawdust but maybe I'm just picky.
sapper987
Nope youre pretty close. Its more about nostalgia than actually tasting good
HelaSisterOfThor
3.5 hour drive this weekend to Cedar Point. Diet off for that drive (and eating in general for the trip).
anotherdickat
Cedar Point! My wife and I had our honeymoon there.
BobBuck
As someone who lives 20 min from Cedar Point just a warning.. it’s going to be insane this weekend
FeedMeMemeSeymour
3.5 hours hardly qualifies as a road trip
Lobuttomize
3.5 hours is not a road trip. Don't think I even took water when I drove 5 to New Jersey
Alpine262
Yeah 3.5 is a day trip for me. Not long at all imo
Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyznowyouknowyourabcscomealongandsing
Europeans disagree...
SocoFox
The worst part about getting home from vacation is not being able to justify bad choices with "I'm on vacation."
SophisticatedSloth
You’re not trying hard enough, then.
Jipijur
I read that as "bed choices"
SocoFox
I suppose it works either way.
Kevinbemyname
I only live 1hr 45mins from cedar point and only made it once this year :( have fun!
ClemFandangoAskingCanYouHearMe
I live 1,310 miles away from cedar point which is approx. 19hr. Looks legit and almost seasonal from my point of view.
IamNotAshamed
6550 km in a direct line from me. I'd be lucky if I made it once in a lifetime
whyexactly
We're ~2,300 miles away, we've been twice. Hands down the best place ever.
VegansCauseAutism
That's why my fiancée took over the snack management. I bought way too much stuff, the car looked like a candystore.
ilovefunsocks
I fail to see the problem. If you haven't done at least 4 loops and have too much to carry, you're doing it wrong
stupidfarmer
My wife does the same. She knows me better than I do. So I always have the perfect snacks
VegansCauseAutism
So true... that's why I don't mind her preparing the snacks at all.
VodkaReindeer
d'awwwww
ckdummar
Then you did it right.
SocoFox
Gotta balance. Salty and sweet, sweet and savory. Chocolate and Sugar sweets
VegansCauseAutism
That's exactly where I failed. And I'm a chef, I should know better. Now we have chocolate, cheese, cured meats, gummibears and veggies.
VegansCauseAutism
Nuts, Pringles(for her) and even different drinks, like cola, water, coffee or last weekend HOT CHOCOLATE! GOD I LOVE HER!
SophisticatedSloth
I thought savoury meant salty. What’s savoury then?
comicgeekynessover9000
Savory is jerky and nuts so not always salty but pairs well with it often time
kyzentun
Did she also make you remove the sign painted on the side advertising the candy?
VegansCauseAutism
Why would I advertise the candy? It's bad enough that she eats from it... no way that I share with strangers! It's mine! MINE!
FrenziiTheSuccubus
VegansCauseAutism
ThosePostCurryBumWees
VegansCauseAutism
sunyudai
No, this is a valid subversion of the joke.
VegansCauseAutism
TalkingSnake
Not in my car.
grundig79
You must be fun.
TalkingSnake
I am, and my car doesn't stink. Bonus.
mikeatike
You know what you stink.
forksnknivess
Yeah! Like and empty bag of grapes!
NightmareDonut
You have to say it fancier like "your odor is atrocious sir"
BillFrankTheManWithTwoFirstNames
What do you guys think? BMW guy, Honda with the loud muffler and shitty spoiler guy, or "it's actually an Acura" guy?
TalkingSnake
Not even close
mikeatike
Hey I drive an Acura, and my RSX was bone stock.