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Feb 4, 2020 8:34 PM
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opwankenop
Well, they release 2 already!
nullbr
SacrificialClam
Fuck yea! Im gunna get stung! Hnnnngggg
Starlatan
yeahiheardaboutpluto
jomama64
BarkingSauce
AwwDamn321
ipokeangrycats
AtsaMattaForMe
RealRaceRiotsAreAboutGettingBlueshelledInMarioKart
AAAAAH! THE SITUATION HAD BEEN MADE MUCH WORSE BY THE ADDITION OF YET MORE BEES!
lordsupafly
Link to complete list: https://www.google.com/amp/s/lifestyle.clickhole.com/7-things-women-wish-men-would-do-during-sex-1825122711/amp
powerwagondontcare
Roleplay as an auctioneer who’s trying to sell off a wheelbarrow containing his own gigantic testicles:
brigg78
HeWhoLaughsAndFartsInYourGeneralDirection
semperknight
Co-worker bi female. Ask "...but if you HAD to choose". She said "Men because women are fucking insane". Here's your proof.
MegaMetal
Happy Valenine's day sweety! https://beesandchicks.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/bees_in_box.jpg
kchristine8824
OMG
davidBugStar
rarxius
5: release fire ants in the bed to spice things up. How awful is your sex life if you need insects around?
RedHauck
Claymore roombas!
ReptilesBlade
uncannycora
xeilua
She gonna bee-leave you
TipOfTheSpork
Twinklepot
For 'bee' read 'brad pitt'
kchristine8824
Yes Twinklepot yes
Twinklepot
thebronut
DemonFluffer1000
I already shout: RELEASE THE KRACKEN!!!!! Before coitus.
TheUXicorn
That’s what your mom shouts when she wants me to take my pants off.
DemonFluffer1000
You fail
YouLoveThat
BOOFNOOF
Just a bee
ShanghaisFamousLittleDublinDistrict
tegfdd77
https://i.imgur.com/Z3FEptr
pcooper114
This movie reviews very very badly but I actually really like it
Thefear1984
Wicker waaaat
Alkuam2
(sound)
IceTownClown
How the fuck do people think to make shit like this
Alkuam2
How does anyone get inspired to make something?
bigdog838
noonehasthisoneyet
My wife said this is inaccurate. Is she wrong?
kt1982mt
qweesdy
You need to release a bee to find out if she's wrong.
RSB1292
Pfff, bees. Landmines is where it’s at.
TakuanSoho
Gator or gtfo :D
fourbabiesinatrenchcoat
Thank you for spicing up my love life, Mr. President.
ImSupposedToBeWorkingRightNow
So THAT was Trump’s motivation...
PraiseTheMachineGod
Is that how Kamasutra was born?
Califocus
Why stop at land mines, release claymore roomba
cantthinkofaclevernameatm
Oh boy I got news for you
jackaleelee
That’s bollocks- who writes this rubbish?
yakusokuN8
"7 bad relationship tips" + "7 bad tips for finding a partner" - written by the same website/magazine. Happy people don't need advice.
jackaleelee
True and certainly not this sort of advice.
SquareRootofInfinity
I would. If they paid me like 3 cents a word.
YoloSwagginsAndTheKnightsOfTheRoundTable
These articles are so stupid I honestly dont know if its real or not
powerwagondontcare
bees
jackaleelee
Haha- to bee or not to bee!
FerrousBuehler
Administering an epi-pen just before orgasm, ladies love it!
md22mdrx
It’s the only way she gets off ...
MrGrundy
"Breath play"
Anfalicious
Never thought about it, but yeah, that would be awesome. Specially if you’re into choking as well.
Xenomagus
You into choking?