Small after christmas dump

Dec 26, 2017 3:33 PM

earthtoheatherr

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When you've got too much free time this entire week.

Currently sitting in the bathroom at work "pooping".

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#5 When I reed reed as red and not reed, so I have to re-reed red as red so I can reed red correctly and it can make sense.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Looth lipth Think Thips

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#18 how the hell did something with Comic Sans become so popular

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

note to self for later

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 excuse me, it’s called Keto and let me tell you how great it is for 3 hours.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not gonna lie, I needed that McDonald's.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

sandwichael

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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7 ELEVEn

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's funny about the read read one. I read read and read correctly without knowing beforehand which way to read every read.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Is that slim jim thing an actual thing? Cause I want

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who is that smooth child on Ellen and why does he have more class than I at 10 years old?

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Will Smith's kid

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's Small Shaq

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jokes on you. I don't work.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 I need this in my life

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Ironically, my after Christmas dump was anything but small

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In my defence, my work today leaves me with fuck all to do.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The read read one is fucking priceless. Coffee out the nose.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#7 Afraid we're going to have to put him down for national security reasons https://farm9.staticflickr.com/8319/7986341330_5980a22d5f.jpg

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*two thumbs up* THIS guy.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 I let out the most unmanly squeel of joy, only to be crushed when I realized that it most likely isn't real.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The v is lower case too.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

hard to say, since also the n is full-height.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I know. Hard to tell a tone-based joke on the internet.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That 7 eleven one fucked me up

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I am irrationally annoyed by that 'n'

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's okay, how many dots are on the domino, on the Domino pizza logo, you seen that shit 100's of times, this should be easy.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

After eating #1 you damn bet youre going to taking a massive dump

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I regret nothing

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure that's a constipation log. For making yourself constipated.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I don't think it's a real product. I am disappointed.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I attempted the website, was not pleased.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#4 what kind of monster gives a child a box of cold garlic bread for Christmas?

8 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 1

Me.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That's nunyer bidness.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

A considerate one!

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Monster? Who gives garlic bread?

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Right? Some people say monster, I say loving parents who cares about their kid's happiness. IT'S GARLIC! ON BREAD!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'd be fuckin' stoked to get garlic bread.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

the last one

8 years ago | Likes 632 Dislikes 0

Ayyyy

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Anyone knows the source?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Memes > watching a Jeep pull 3 kids on cardboard box on the frozen lake behind my desk. It’s making me too anxious and memes relax me.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Second

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That last one is me. I am not working.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just ended u at work an hour early by accident and I'm just waiting till I have to clock in

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I'm copying and pasting photos for a website but having trouble focusing so instead am memeing and got caught by said memes.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean, my essay is open along with 21 tabs of reading. That counts right?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Had to upvote for that one

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Source

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hahahaha I'm literally sitting in the work truck. But I'm doing what I'm supposed to be right now.

8 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

Samesies

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've been sitting on the toilet of an empty apartment for an hour now at work

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I've been sitting on the toilet for the past four hours. Help.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ha! Made me laugh.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not joking I woke up and immediately sat on the toilet for 4 hours of explosive diarrhea. Merry Christmas to me.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0