Locker room

Jan 2, 2020 12:16 AM

L3gee

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WHIRRR

I'm slowly but surely getting to the age and state of mind of the second part. It's liberating.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This represents both men and women acurtly

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Or old men in hot tubs in Germany

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"The old men, sensing the childrens embarrassment, made it a point to put their junk on display and get jiggy with it."

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's true, I'm a YMCA member. Every time...

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah and some of them are not flaccid either . . .

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Not the Huntington YMCA. All kinds of freaks in the locker room.

6 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

I did a quick survey at my gym. 7 out of 8 old men would wager their elderly testicles on the Piggers. The 8th was busy with his blow dryer.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The worst part is when they put the ball sack on the sink counter. Other people use that you know!!

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

No, just no

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

“..guy comes up to the locker next to me and opens up the door. Foot away from my face, drops his towel.” 1/2

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

“I look over and there’s a crank in my face.... Larry Brown.” -Toby in Houston.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Chuckle

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Have you ever tried using the hair drier on your balls though? It's freaking amazing, dont get too close, just normal distance. Amazing!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

100% accurate

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not like that at my gym

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

every gym:

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've seen a grown man stand naked in front of the mirror & shave like a weird ass. Also I (27) don't even change in the locker room anymore.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I grew up going to public bathhouses in Russia. I’ve seen it all. 1” to 10” dicks of all ages. Mainly in US man insecure about them selfs

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yeah, puritanism tends to do that.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Saw an old timer sit down and his balls were flat on the bench on the wrong side; benched bulldog.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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6 years ago (deleted Jan 4, 2020 2:50 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Oddly as awful as this is, it's probably the best place for it to happen. In shower w/ hot water and lots of soap.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Blow drying the balls is 100% accurate.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

WHIIIRRRRRRRR

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yep

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

So accurate and horrible to look at all at the same time.

6 years ago | Likes 261 Dislikes 2

Blow dry you balls pigger

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

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6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

oatmeal +1 .. also old geezers don't give a fuuuuuuuuuck

6 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 1

I'm 32 and I also don't give a fuck anymore.

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I hit 45 and being body conscious didn't fucking matter anymore, like I'm 45, wtf am I going to impress anyway. Dibs on the hairdryer next..

6 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Yeah as an aspiring old man myself (43) I’ve learned that what 19 year old dudes in a locker room think of my body matters zero.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

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6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's one of those "unwritten" rules? Thanks for sharing tho, wasn't aware of this. I rarely pay attention to my posts afterwards

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Here are some of the other ones:

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Go Piggers!!

6 years ago | Likes 96 Dislikes 0

I don't know. They need to fire the coach

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Nah, the owners are the real problem

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gonna go all the way this year

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I put a lady 20 on the Piggers to win the finals this year.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Piggers are number one!

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WHIRRRRRR!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can’t comment on men’s locker rooms but I have seen plenty of old lady tits, ass, and bush in the women’s locker room at my gym. 1/2

6 years ago | Likes 79 Dislikes 0

Bush? Grass don’t grow on a playground

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 12

And sir, that's a bit of a problem.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But what really gets me is they’ll sit their bare cooter and tooter down on the benches like it’s no big deal

6 years ago | Likes 105 Dislikes 0

cooter and tooter -

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ewie... so if someone sits where another has, are they cooter tooter smoochers?

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

+1 for "cooter and tooter"

6 years ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 1

Cooter and tooter! Hah! That should be the name of a Brazilian wax salon.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I had no idea that women would put their hog taker and log maker on a bench in a locker room. Women are usually more sanitary than that.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The old dudes do the same. Bare ass and clackers right on the bench.

6 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0

+1 for bare ass and clackers

6 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

Clackers!! Im stealing this. v

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fucking clackers!!! Lost it.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

We all have bodies, nothing to be ashamed of :)

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 9

Found the old cooter

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

No but I don't want to see it. I understand changing but some dudes just hang out naked.

6 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

Fair enough, get changed and get out then :)

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 7

I saw a guy with his leg on the wall using that hand dryer to dry his balls once at the gym.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Wowsa, yeah, that's a bit much !

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

lived in korea for 3 years. that is the norm there

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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