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Aug 6, 2021 5:15 AM
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Most viral! Niceeeee... Send me something/anything you think is cool,funny, or dirty doesn't matter
JohnPtempkinReborn
Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooome......
ahorseelbowdeepinme
TygrF
I don't have to take this abuse from someone looking kinda dumb with their finger and their thumb in the shape of an 'L' on their forehead.
alwaysupvotefuturama
mormacil
Viggo Mortensen is the same age now as Ian McKellen was when they started shooting the LOTR
Murmull
"In the shuffling madness
Of the locomotive breath
Runs the all-time loser
Headlong to his death" J.Tull.
zaqx
DocTanner
What?! No. Their parents would be at most twen.... Oh.... Oh no.....
Ladris
theinternetkeepsmealive
That was totally unnecessary.
Felcomic
If you stop counting then the years won't go higher.
procrastinatingagain
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running.
madjo
Didn't make sense not to live for fun.
doyouwannagodokarateinthegarage
Wait, what?! ?
MrNardtastic
TemetNosce000
goodguyC
Joe Ingles, BTW, is a phenomenal 33 year old basketball player who looks like a 40 year old gym teacher. And this is a fan's twitter page!
goflyblind
hey now.
GUMBOSAUCE
It costs $0 to not post this.
Twinklepot
Sauroctonus
What do you mean there are people younger than the movie Shrek?
DrMaggot
There are probably kids born from parents born after the LOTR Trilogy man.
YourMotherApproves
Spiffytown
isitmyturn
Children are being born whose grandparents weren't alive when I queued to watch Star Wars in 1977.
DwayneTheCrackJohnson
I'll just leave this here: https://youtu.be/eT3BFzSD6YY
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Freak0zoid
Somehow, I think people age 20 and under are not ready for kids. Emotionally or financially
BeerFueledAdventurer
FFFUUUUUCCKKK. YYYYOOOUUU.
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BigChunkyBubbles
Kids born before the covid pandemic are now eligible for the draft.
JohnPtempkinReborn
... because kids born after the pandemic haven't been born yet and during the pandemic are 0-1.5 years old?
JohnPtempkinReborn
OK, I get it because the pandemic was forever. Leaving my dumb comment up just for other stupid people
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KiltedinSeattle
Years get shorter, not longer. It’s hard to realize that and make a point to do what you can to live for today while planning for tomorrow.
Grenateh
Actually as the earth gets farther from the sun they literally get longer
Thorax48
Life is like a roll of toilet paper; it goes by faster the closer you get to the end.
SatherPrince
Less new experiences = brain on Autopilot for longer stretches = time flies
honeygam
Wait that’s not smash mouth lyrics
VaultGirl69
It's also hard to tell the days apart when people can't even afford meager vacations. Some don't even get that time.
MisadventurousFlapJack
This was so hard to read so many verbs in one sentence.
Murmull
I feel like it is diminishing returns, every year you are alive is a smaller % of your total life lived, and thefore feel shorter.
ThomasThundersword
my parents always say life is like a roll of tp. the more you go through that faster each rotation
Markamanic
This. I miss when summer literally lasted forever.