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BornToDoStuff
#11, at least they are double stuffed.
Quintistthedentist
Fun fact, that is indeed Amy Schumer. However that’s not Angelina Jolie. Bonus fact, these people get paid to attend these cases.
CaffeineEnabler
It's AL-man-zar, not al-MAN-zar
boukalele
I don't see Phyllis or Stanley so at best your claim is suspect
OtakuJedi
#9 "multiples of 0"
VunillaSoftServe
Good solid dump. +1
MarysueUltrabittch
#21 - Ah yes, the smell of walking back to class with THE NEW FUCKIN HARRY POTTER. All the bitches were jelly.
BahamutBBob
I mean, double stuf Oreos are pretty much the best ones, so...
AntiDownVoteActivist
No but sometimes I smell the air and smells like just after hurricane opal when everything was silent and it was windy and there was no pwer
SacrificialClam
The camo legs...shes literally typing the "what legs" comment herself tho or am I crazy
kittymoma9182000
BACON BEAR ;Exactly as described! Now ,my brother Bear can upgrade his nickname from Bipolar Bear!
Volimar
Seriously though, fuck Bridge to Terebithia. Kiddy snuff film.
youteachmeandillteachyou
Is the book fair smell scented erasers?
Noobgamerdude98
#11 But don't the barcodes get read one the white?
elmundilo
dump, dump it up
MissLadyPants
#9 I do this all the time. It's a great excuse to lay in bed longer. My bf gets outta bed at 6:23 everyday like a weirdo.
danienov0
Dammit Toby
TheLoneWandererOfTheWaste
RipOffTheBandAid
#1 we don't have souls anymore, hence 1700's ghosts only
MrAnonManfrom4Chan
Who honestly didn't cry during the bridge to terebithia, that shit was wack
Ryanator50
I didn't, but that was before my GF gave me the ability to feel emotions.
MrAnonManfrom4Chan
Watched it when I was 8, only movie I cried watching to this day.
Vierikai
I also won't the powerlifting championships.
misschuzzlewit
#1 maybe it takes 200+ years practice to appear to people?
Ryanator50
yeah they had to learn how to use their ghostly powers, like in that movie, Ghost.
cbjfan
#8 who the fuck is that
themuttonisniceandlean
She was that annoying voice of Alexa in the Superbowl ad that made your ears bleed.
mishalala
Thanks for confirming I'm not the only one with that question. I still laughed out loud.
TheTMThatDecidesTheLanguageOfLanguagesThatAreDecidable
rapper
BurntToast127
I think its Nicki Minaj's daughter?
JohnnyCrazyMan
#2 I even read the book before and still cried during the movie
Minoxus
Got completely blindsided by it, I dont think I've ever been so upset about a movie before and since. Couldnt finish the book because I knew
ClimbThemCrimps
Dude I saw it on tv a few months after my friend died in a car accident when I was 15. I cried like a baby & was so pissed at the movie.
Framtonm
Yeah. Me too.
wafflesmcwafflestein
I started college in 2007...
CuriousG2002
Oh no, I graduated from college a year before that. Old.
ermahgerdshoez
Same...we must be long lost twins. That's how twins works right?
wafflesmcwafflestein
Yes obviously
JabberMoxie
Ok, that old school Dracula dog costume is, if you'll forgive me, fetch af. Must have for my baby girl next Halloween. Pit mix Vampirella!
MissLadyPants
stop trying to make fetch happen.
NotEvenAlittleBit
SadCannibalNoises
Totally acceptable in the doggo context.
AmyBethMegJo
#21 *1971
AmyBethMegJo
Was called the Scholastic Book Club back in the day. Sooo awesome.
mishalala
I'm from the same era. Love the book prices: 40¢. That's back when MAD magazine was 25¢ and I hesitated asking my folks to buy it...
AmyBethMegJo
Yep!
pandro
75¢ Cheap!
Salsasquatch
Yeah, multiples of zero, I never get out of bed.
makelthappen
Sometimes I just dismiss the snooze button because I like to live dangerously
TinyFrog
Midnight!
Cheomesh
Good plan.
ProfessorSnugglesworth
get out eh bed.
coatedgreenpea
Multiples of quarters for me.
HeyHeresALameNameThatNooneWillHave
I agree withthe premise but i give them 3/10 for execution because that sentence was so sillily phrased :D
nyut
‘sillily phrased’
MyUsernameSaysOtherwise
Fourth grade.... 2007.... Damn I feel old
delilahviolet
4th grade...1993....
ISayShenanigans
I remember fourth grade... back in 1987.
JumbaMN
Right? I graduated in '06....what happened...
DarkmoonLizard
..2007...I was a freshman/sophomore...man do I feel old
FridaMercury
More like 1995.
Allhailmidgetgoat
I was 10...I guess I’m not as old as you farts.
WhoPutWhatInTheWhereNow
1991... Holy crap I got old quick
CometLaHal
man i went and did the math thinking that was late 4th grade but i was in 4th that year ????
iwonderwhatthemaxusernamecharacterlimitis
I graduated high school in 2007
Inappr0priate
Um. That's 07.
MatthewCarlVegeta
08!
sleepmask
Same
mishalala
Fourth grade...1976. Bury me
buttcrackula
Me, too! Yay old people!
Dollymoo
More like 1997 amirite?
TheBroodGopher
Represent!
GunnersMateFirstClassPhillipAsshole
95... sigh
Diabliq
Yeah, no, more like '91 for me..
katanatripsis
Ha ha...more like ‘87...
MeesusSuper
There’s my people right there. Thought I was hanging out in a daycare there for a minute.
WiFiLove
It was 1967, nothing has changed
lyricallove
Truth. My 10 year reunion is happening in October. Like, how did this happen?
pancreas
I'm only coming up on 7 years. wait wtf 7 years? already?!
MatthewCarlVegeta
Mine is in July. I’m getting hair surgery for it...because movies told me I should get plastic surgery for my reunion . Idk Pokémon are cool
doodlebut88
ok but every time i see that meme, i think “there’s NO WAY that isn’t Amy Schumer...”
Saxxon92
It totally is
treatyoself93
It has to be!
jackals84
It is her. https://www.buzzfeed.com/stephenlaconte/amy-schumer-was-randomly-in-the-audience-of-judge-judy-and
doodlebut88
omg this is amazing.
Ryanator50
oh thank god. Thought my facial recognition system was gli- YOU READ NOTHING!
SacrificialClam
This was actually a GOOD buzzfeed article.