ImgurRulerOfThePlanetOmicronPersei8
93008
2006
134
Sep 3, 2019 1:24 AM
ImgurRulerOfThePlanetOmicronPersei8
93008
2006
134
EvilAsh36
Her eye literally spins I fucking love it
Sagerider
Pucker up Butter Cup!
Stoffers
When the dick sucks you.
SweatyNoah
I know the internet moves fast, but it’s still like 30 years old. This gif is nowhere near old enough to be a classic.
SS2000Ali
First attempt @ penile implant...??
speedrabbit7
This looks like it should be the beginning of a porn.
velvetthornweaver
...exactly why I don't trust my brother or male family members. Every. Fucking. Time.
PedestrianElectrobastard
That shit is dangerous. You can easily damage your lungs like that.
nojustsayitdont
Mike Wazowski!! https://youtu.be/rIH8OLT7XWA?t=90
yourClevrUsername
He really took her breathe away
TakenAngel3
You know, that's terrible, but also fucking hilarious ? I'm going to hell, who's joining me!
gotter92
And not a single Suck was given that day
QUOLL37
What a mongrel thing to do let alone post. Scumbag.
Bubbells
What other classics are there?
lishysaurus
Pow, right in the kisser
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
I believe this warrants a swift kick to the dick, one for each offense occurring here.
Cyberbeni
slidewhistlesymphony
Divorced in 3...2...1...
IWasACatAllAlong
How can anyone forget when it's posted 10 times a week?
GoldDragonHighLord2
I haven't seen this is probably well over a year. just saying
Waistedspace
And then they didn't fuck.
zethphoton5
Maybe not her but that tube definitely got some action
GoldDragonHighLord2
you ever consider that they may be siblings? I mean, idk but its possible
Waistedspace
How does that change my post?
oldshot
That's the closest she's gonna get to his tube for a long, long time if ever.
minibois
Doesn't matter, had fun.
trina1978
This was quite a delayed reaction.
LimpShrimps
She’s just waking up. Have someone do it to you and record it so we can see your reaction time.
trina1978
I just would have thought something that severe would transcend unconsciousness.
Flexster74
Much better censored....
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ChuckTingleBattlesTheAssGoblinsofAuschwitz
I've been playing too much minecraft lately
GoldDragonHighLord2
LordHopkins9211
She's in a retirement home by now for how old this gif is.
Nathanyel
Well, she's probably in her late 30s, early 40s now... so yeah, you're right.
WayOfTheScience
Why do we celebrate people who do this? This is really really mean
GoldDragonHighLord2
yeah, but her reaction is super funny lol
jcow1995
And dangerous!
subbingaround
What if she was one of those ppl who smacked the shit outta her dog? We'd all be calling for her death. She might deserve this. point is...
subbingaround
you make ONE mistake online, and the internet thinks you're Hitler. you make mistakes offline, no one knows
RichardLew
How old?
davebeastly
How to collapse your gf's lungs with this one neat life hack.
thomerow
Thank you. That was my first thought as well. Also that end of the the vacuum cleaner pipe is super filthy.
Numer4l
I'm sure they cleaned it beforehand.
HtNrN
oh you sweet summerchild
misterturkle
GoldDragonHighLord2
I fucking love this so much!
shortfunnykid
Thank you
Philoco
Gets me evry time
ProceduralTexture
I'm too lazy to add the Brazzers logo right now.
sorryfriendiwasyourghostdave
When you do can you tell us lol
TheyCanCome4You
Go Redbirds
EvilAsh36
Lolled at this too hard
yourmomloveme
/a/6TAytD4
yourlocaleconomicsnerd
When he nuts five secs after he puts in your mouth.
boevis
Listen, it's been a while, and you're hot, and I got myself too excited to start with.
yourlocaleconomicsnerd
Always wank an hour beforehand. Helps you stay fresh for longer.
greenstr
"longer"
LimpShrimps
Honestly I’m glad to not have anyone like this in my life.
bluhippo
She's not that bad
dirtcreature
Since it is 100% staged I wish I did ?
IsTheTitleOfMySexTape
A woman?
LimpShrimps
Yep fucking manipulative bitches
CorsaC20XE
A what ?
VitorioAnchietta
You must have not had any siblings.
LimpShrimps
2 older brothers and we’re older now so this doesn’t happen anymore.
ramsin101
Asshole siblings
Nicholasdrew91
We should be friends. You need the magic of fuckery in your life.
KingOfBait
that vacuum shit could've collapsed a lung and killed her
clark6050
For real, you can seriously hurt someone with this shit.
MrChurch
clark6050
Ever suck the air out of a plastic bottle when its empty? That's what this shit can do to your lungs. Im fine with jokes but this isn't one.
MrChurch
This is literally the joke. As a child, Archer hurt himself screwing around with a vacuum.
millicentfrastley
I hope she beat the crap out of whoever pulled that “prank” on her.
Hereagain
Right? How dare people have "fun"
avadakadabra
Donit to yourself then.
Hereagain
I did. It wasn't pleasant, but I didn't die or anything.
oobedoobiedoo
Even if it's not deadly, it doesn't feel good at all...especially out of a nap.
ShutUpBilly
That "prank" could literally kill someone.
Caesar56
Yea every shit we do might kill us. When I wake up in the mornings I might slip and kill myself.... What's the point of life?
ScootinNtootin
Why are people upvoting you? No it can't! Not unless you use an industrial strength shop vac they use in fucking factories.
Martellus
Legit curious, how?
Purplecandlemaker
Damage the lungs, I'd expect.
Hereagain
How?
sahdad
Collapsed lung.
BojanglesTheFlyingCar