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So Squidward received some cosmetic surgery
Proboscis. https://nypost.com/2021/12/24/ny-man-with-severe-deformity-gets-new-nose-for-christmas/
Dec 27, 2021 6:22 PM
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Proboscis. https://nypost.com/2021/12/24/ny-man-with-severe-deformity-gets-new-nose-for-christmas/
danlundy
rhinophyma - Dr. Pimple Popper fixes that sometimes
TheDraven12
overdrive55
Paige, no!
heywoodjabme
His wife was disappointed
Snooj
Show me what dat nose do.
greggbert
He is an uncle to 20 kids and he got all their noses.
GFYandyourstupidrequirements
His name is Richard Johnson
ThePathofDestruction
He became a real boy!
speakeasiez
There are a lot of assholes here
turdturdleton
CyberWizard252
TakenToaster
His wife is divorcing him. The 69’s have become really boring
Knollimar
Paige.... maybe?
clampire
He used to be able to pleasure two women at once.
TheSilverSeraph
Or one woman very well
TreasonousCheeto
I guess he decided to start telling the truth.
EverNotRelevant
There's an Oglaf for this...
HumanCats
"What's his name?" "Fuck nose."
BobsonButjutt
*Mildly Penis
DyingOx
Ha cha cha cha cha…
hotdoginathermos
theusernameformerlyknownastildo
Been awhile since I thought of The Raccoon's and Cyril Sneer.
Vergenbuurg
Is it possible Futurama's creators were inspired by that character when they created the Scammer Aliens in "Benders Big Score"?
theusernameformerlyknownastildo
Very plausible. Because, yeah, there is a some very strong similarities between them.
tooboredtofindanusername
I think it s a skin disease called rhinophyma https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhinophyma
WellEverybodysHeardAboutTheBird
Getting a Jimmy Durante vibe
CityYeti
Ha cha cha cha cha!
P00pdalla
MightyMorphinPowerPenguins
ARE YOU READY KIDS?
FourLegsGood
SpikeSpiegeil
victalany
keyblader1985
LeutAldoRaine
FriendlyNeighborhoodGrammarPerson
KingKitano
LooseyGooseyBrett
unlikelydimple
Put your...put your nose...
clintwestwud
Innit
everydayvirgo
Sec109
Paige….
iwde
iforgotmypw
Its only a deformity if you dont use it right
Mugworttea
Oh man poor guy. Glad he was able to get it repaired.
cepacolusmaximus
Maybe a big fan of mask mandates, too
Bendmydickcuminhersnatch
Circumcision?
TwoCheese
On discount too. Only half off!
pumpkinknight
Oh come on imgur, this is funny. Horrible, dark, mean - but funny
circlebreaker
His girlfriend probably isn't as happy about it though...
MouseCheese1
Pretty sure it was a doctor instead of an angel.
TheRoyalBastard
"Your nose offends God!" -some seraphim
Bloodybane
It was Dr. Angel .
BigFatBobbie
astrangehop
"I didn't go to nine years of medical school to be called Angel!!"
OhMyGodWhoTheHellCaaares
The angel is the doctor
mezzz
I thought angel is a centerfold?....
pareidoliaperson
Get triggered atheists!
EyeSpyABreathtakingPerson
"...and that's how I see Dr. Romo." They just left out the second half of the quote.
Saric92
Imgurians rarely read past the headline
astrangehop
I just assume the source is behind a paywall.
randomwalrus
So, full quote was: "…appeared as if he had 'a penis on his nose,' and that's how I see Dr. Romo." Dude immolated that doctor, oldshool.
DATMMrk12
In Hebrew a "malach" translated as angel means "messenger". Specifically messengers of God. These messengers could be either men or holy
DATMMrk12
supernatural beings sent from the presence or councils of God. Amos 3:7 is kind of an example of this. So an angel can be a human or
JohnnyBravo40
And he went to the doctor's office, no deities brought the doctor to the man.
BackwardseverythingsayI
So think you? Circumcision this ordered think you do who?
alticaarden
Actually he was a painter at the doctors house and the doctor approached him
Ghostduckie
Minecraft villager?
legomii
Mhmmmm. Hmmm. Mhm mhm.
cattlegrazer82
Swordbian
Hrmmmm
KindofaBadPerson
Hm.
RussianBotAccount3000
HMMMMMM
RussianBotAccount3000
mmHHHHMMMMM
zenoshogun
https://reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/rn2e6o/tifu_by_telling_my_bf_he_sounds_like_a_minecraft/
RussianBotAccount3000