Takethejump
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Dec 26, 2019 6:26 AM
Takethejump
61971
1330
152
Nopeslayer
Aww! You’re too sweet!
Username383
Is there a folder with the best of them?
Skywalker2416
tehdigi
BarakEarlofTrellheim
TrendyAxe
MightestGlowCloud
ThatWhichRemains
ambervalentine
digitalWhale
nice
ohnoyoudid
Amateur, all you need is a comment!
MrPunisherMan
Hold on, gotta get my bear skin rug
dodo158
Phischstaebchen
No.
SneezeFarts
Jokes on you. I jerked off to your meme about jerking off to my selfie. Power moves!
f1oof
ArtSmarse
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Pornhub is down, your selfie will do.
PCskele
AmishGangsta404
Cilvaa
thevortexmaster
Frigin weird. I might just be old
dodo158
Don't beat yourself up. There's surely sb who rubs it to your selfie too. Every Jack has it's jizz
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
Better than the Sears catalog
MovedToast
@WhatsYourStory Get your ass back here and take your downvotes like a Man!
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MovedToast
Oh I am? You racked up -200 points over the past 24 hours being an unmitigated cunt, only to delete it all the second it started piling up.
MovedToast
At least the rest of us have the balls to own up to our shit that isnt popular, you hypocritically toxic coward.
MovedToast
Why should I respect someone who believes less in their ideals than an imaginary and worthless set of points?
HorseonaBike
Kenkenny82
IPlayWithFire
Is it weird that im flattered?
Noumenon72
I would be flattered if people could get aroused by me wearing a fur parka.
chocolateistheanswer
... Is that why some people favourited mine? (not many though luckily haha)
zombiejeph
Be right back... yes that’s absolutely why they did.
chocolateistheanswer
Now even more have favourited, I regret my comment aha
LanceCasteau
Means they wanted to whack it to you again later
Noumenon72
You called me a filthy animal. That's like my #2 fantasy, right after being tarred and feathered.
dodo158
The guy from Gloucester, 100%
Iforgotmyaccountpasswordagain
Brb... Checking your Christmas Selfie.
Iforgotmyaccountpasswordagain
Favorited!!!! ;)
Iforgotmyaccountpasswordagain
...and I guess you ended up overthinking about your reply on my comment. :P Chill....was just pulling your leg!!
chocolateistheanswer
I'm not gonna lie, I checked your favourites to see if you had and you hadn't, so I relaxed again :p
Iforgotmyaccountpasswordagain
:)
Daddygeek84
Is that better or worse? You can probably look at the comments and know who's whackin it to you...
chocolateistheanswer
It's flattering, I guess, but also super weird?
PlayingNiceForOnce
That seems like a solid summation of the internet as a whole.
JessicaShadowless
andyandthetuna
Can you?
NCPBullet
I'm everyone's type
FleetingExplative
Is this some sort of viral marketing thing?
AnonKneeMoose
Oh you can bet he's Viral!
NineByNine
1: anything is porn if you wank hard enough. 2: you're still a creepy fuck for jerking it to other people's selfies
omuaomua
hmmm.... now i have some questions at this point: is it ok to masturbate to "late selfies"? ppl who send selfies although it is over?
dodo158
This may be a reason but not an obstacle
NineByNine
to be forewarned is to be forearmed. and buddy, you're gonna have big thick forearms with the amount of selfies today.
dodo158
Well, I am Not one of these ... I Jerk it to Sonic fan fiction like every normal person
Username383
I think Facebook's success was based on the fact that you always have up to date wank material of your crush
Username383
The successor was literally a website to rate the hotness of college girls
MovedToast
I don't think that was the predecessor so much as just "what he was doing previously". I don't think they'd even planned FB until later on.
BrotherOwl
usefullyuseless
Deflated balloon saggy tits
getotterhere
ThomBombadin
Yet another gif that ends too soon
Jonastheboredone
I'll need a source for that...
nevoreJunkie
The tudors at a guess
AdonisMcThunderCock
Jenna Coleman, don't know the movie
Redforhead
It's accualy on doctor who. A Christmas special called The snowmen
VelociRandom
You may be interested in Room At The Top.
SageOfDepth
gablestout
sevrono
Takethejump
C'mon now. I screenshotted this TWICE to cut my unread messages and low battery out of it for you guys.
Sanotassard
here i croped it using those scissors
Takethejump
Nice, thanks.
Cilvaa
Sallvo623
Taiku
/a/cEyJXE6
WaifuCorporation
QuayanBao
I fucking despise you
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MovedToast
Yes. Yes They are the cunt here. No other cunts here I can see, no sir-ee!
ColoneISanders
You might want to take another look at your own shitty post history before you start throwing rocks...
Sallvo623
Based on the down votes
WhatsYourStoryHomie
I love this
Mozart49
Clearly hasn't borrowed them yet
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MovedToast
Hey, pull that ten ton jug of weedkiller out your tight little asshole, Then you can come talk to us about toxicity being bad.
SyrianBeans
The same EXACT thing could be said about the comment you’re talkin shit about. It’s imgur, stop taking it so seriously
mirrelle
And not to mention the scissors thing is a joke. (But really what is up with all the memes with borders) This dude clearly wasn't joking.
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irishPEDOelf