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It’s the kind of burger you want to bring back to the comfort of your own home, and enjoy in front of your favourite Netflix show.
The kind of burger you want to savour delicately, in an environment of maximum freedom...
A “tits-out” burger.
FunnyPlatypus
As a dude, I hope for the opportunity to answer a question this way.
koboshi
Putting it on my bucket list. Experimented with burgers and sausage sandwiches (burger style), would like try new meat, esp pulled pork
slotheroll
thecakefartisalie
Wheres the burger?
Breezier
Burgers and a naked upper half is fun and all... until you get fuckin hot grease on your nipples. Speaking from experience.
ZefSideAndy70
Can they be sugartits??
bulldogmurph
It takes a special kind of burger to travel home and still be as good as it is fresh! They're few and far between!
isetprettygirlsonfire
Pics or it didn't happen
GreatAide
i would eat that on a plate sitting down
TysoniusMaximusThePatronSaintofOffBrandBreakfastCereals
I too would like to eat this with my tits out as well
complimentpin
I mean looks amazing but not practical to eat. There's a burger called bleeker burger in UK, so good!
darthOnion
Is it technically a 'burger' though if it doesn't have 'Hamburg'-style ground beef or alternative like turkey, etc? Looks wonderful though
jhuckaby
Repeating something I saw recently: Burgers should be wider, not taller!
magila
There can be only one!
TCGView
Is that cheese on brisket? That's gonna be a no from me. Who ruins brisket with cheese?
Schokioki
LordRussell
I'll definitely take 2
Mymindbearsagreatpain
There I was barbecue sauce on my titties
Oneeyedretard
i got the meat sweats just looking at it
punnypanther
How many calories? All of them, All the calories.
HuskyParty
Yeah.. that's the kind of burger I'd want to get naked for. I already am!!
GrimdogX
Those buns are barely relevant at this point.
TemetNosce000
Gross
aprilludgateduire
allmypostshadnopantson
Man tits
yeahiheardaboutpluto
If you don't have them before eating this, you do after
licmasack
Moobs
ThatOneGuyWhoLikesCorgis
My arteries clogged just looking at this.
redsmerf
Tits out and mouth open
DivorcedOfCourse
Sounds like a baby bird
Sarcasticbombastic
darthstormer
"with my tits out" will be my new go-to answer to retorical questions.
retroman688
Ok. I've got a new fetish. Hope you people are happy. I know I am. +1
pacobedejo
Shaka. With his tits out.
Grunni
Kristen, at rest.
TheRelevancyOfMyNameIsRelativelyIrrelevant
Rogers, understanding the reference.
samkerekes
Yes! I love it lol
brimax
Should be a go-to argument end, no matter what it's about - you're right and he gets to see tits. Everybody wins
brimax
In private the winning answer should best be supplemented by appropriate action, of course
mondeca
Why ask rhetorical questions?
HoldThatTHOT
9532
with my tits out
feren
I don't find burgers like this appealing: can't fit in mouth, grease everywhere. I appreciate variety but this ain't for me.Downvote ready.
idonthavetimeforthiseither
Take those sausage, skin them, mix with a good ground beef, onions, spice it up, grill it right...nirvana
coldrush2013
It reminds me of why covid kills more people in US than anywhere else in the world.
Gcleff
Nah you right. I wanna taste everything together. Nog 4 different flavors one at a time.
heythatsmymiata
I eat them with a knife and fork to solve most of their issues.
SmeesNotVeryGoodTwin
See that's why you eat it with your tits out, so it doesn't stain your shirt.
keyholes
If you cut them in half even tall burgers are quite manageable. You do run the risk of it all falling apart though.
whyexactly
They need to make burgers bigger by making them wider, not taller
raulote
See, you don't understand. Now picture in your mind the mega size of the person with the "tits out" comment.
samkerekes
Who hurt you?
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
Hopefully not your tits.