Finally got my roommate to play Overwatch for the first time. Here are the heroes' names according to him.

Apr 26, 2017 7:48 PM

"my ultimate sucks" and "of course the Korean and an e-sports player" are my favorite

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I don't think enough people are appreciating the Eiffel 65 joke (Now listen up here's a story)

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Dr. Mengele got me. I don't even play this game. I just have a thing for Nazi fugitives

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Fuckin Eiffel 65

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I gladly would

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dabu de dabu di

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Mandatory vaccinations"

9 years ago | Likes 226 Dislikes 0

Lost it on that one!

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Using the lore of the game, that would make Mandatory Vaccinations the mother of U.S. Democracy.

9 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

I remember being in a 6er group ; All Torbjörn; All spamming something about Ikea. It was glorious.

9 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 0

My PC can barely run OW, but one time I played a match of 5 pre-changes Bastion and Mercy; it was a literal hellfire, nothing could stop us.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I need healing!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Shut up useless you're at 93 health while three others are in critical condition

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Death by Snu Snu" that's what me and my USED to be friends call her.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Johnny Test? Mates got it a bit off.

9 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 2

the hair matches johnny test

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Mei should just be called fucking Mei. Oh they having a fucking - aaand I'm frozen

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is like the "Starring" part of Honest Trailers. Totally read it in his voice, too.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Death by snu snu

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

US Foreign Policy more like

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Death by Snu Snu is my favorite

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm a fan of Ikea and Eiffel 65

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I call him Toblerone.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought Pharah was actually better names Phreedom...

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

love me some Snu Snu

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tracers ultimate is amazing.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Orisa should borrow the name "useless " tho

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Also "planet sized hitbox"

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Eh, nah. She's sweet, but she's not a main tank.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Zarya + Orisa + a decent healer can hold chokepoints far more effectively than they should be able to

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Excuse me, what guy from mortal kombat?

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Katarina, of course.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

GET OVER HERE!

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Bo' Rai Cho. It's understandable that you don't remember him.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Scorpion, I think. Fun fact, I was sloppy when I swiped that and almost replied with just "Abortion"

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I almost wish you had just gone with it. That is hilarious.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He'd be the best back alley abortionist in Overwatch on account of the hook.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I would've guessed Kabal because of the mask.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Yeah

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Useless

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Princess Jasmine with a civil engineering degree" is by far my favorite one up there. That's fucking gold.

9 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 3

I don't play. Why is it civil engineering? I would have thought mechanical or computer based on the headset. Does she build bridges?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Shes an architect who works for a large building company. Much of her constructions take form in 'Arclight' or 'Hardlight' or whatever it is

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Thanks. That makes WAY more sense now. I keep seeing jokes from this game, but I'm totally clueless about them.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lol @ dva

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Who from Mortal Kombat? Kabal?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Get over here!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Eskimo Trump." That's it. That's Mei's new nickname.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

I call her Eskimo Velma. Admittedly not as imaginative.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

But more accurate imho.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We're gonna build a wall and make Sombra pay for it.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

'US Democracy' 'Sentient Aimbot' Oh my god.

9 years ago | Likes 110 Dislikes 4

My favorite was 'Mandatory Vaccinations'

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Columbine Shooter and Ikea was a close contender too.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Eifel 65 was godlike

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I actually don't get that one.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

OOooooooh.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Epic, right?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

wait till he sees a Genji who knows what he's doing.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

A mix of running off into gunfire and constantly requesting healing?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

well that too but when not doing that they are hopefully fucking up the backline.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I joke around, but good Genjis wreck my days

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0