TuskenyRaider
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Mar 3, 2020 5:10 AM
TuskenyRaider
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ebonybutterfree
#18 Can confirm. I’ve been home sick for the past two days and my dogs are thrilled.
Mooma
That boat was definetly going straight at the island, just saying.
Mordy9
RuneKatashima
Such a babe in that movie.
superanth
“Multi-pass!”
JaromirAzarov
#16:
hetriedtokillmewithaforklift
#1 Well the first guy kinda went off the rails insane and we had to throw him into the refuse pile with the old Hulks and Spidermen
GhostInTheShellx
Legendary dump, excellent choices
TuskenyRaider
Awww thanks!
NotRightNeverWrong
Hold up...what is American Style Toast? And who would sell bread pre-toasted?
MimaMaxima
I buy this at Lidl all the time. Basically, every presliced bread that looks like that is called a toast. We expect bread to be more rustic
MimaMaxima
It's the old world's lingo for sliced rectangular (American=sweeter in flavor) bread. If you want it toast, you get a toast (grilled) toast
highstream
And he doesn't even have his fingers over the sound holes.
Fendeezy
Like a trumpet, the handle has 3 buttons, which open the sound holes on the blade and plays notes depending on the combination of buttons.
jdm2
If you covered the sound holes not as much sound comes out.
retroman688
Stupid sexy magikarp....
TuskenyRaider
Thiccc
dasoffendor
i love Tig Notaro's sense of humor. She's been a real bright spot on Star Trek Discovery
Sapherno11
In regards to the Green Ranger, check out the Dragon Caesar summon. Sounds Completely different
TerminalGear
I don't care what anybody else thinks, the Green Ranger was the best Ranger.
Arracor
Do you mean...... Black Falcon?
BoneyBob
Green Ranger will forever be the Best Ranger.
Wulfborn
I think what bugs me most about "Dankey Kang" is that the woman legitimately thinks those words are spelled that away because of her accent
chrisjfinlay
I think what bugs me the most about it is that it's not real.
Jeffjeffjeffjeffjeffjeffjeffjeff
Why are loafs of bread called toast in America when it’s not toasted yet
GaiaPics4Xena
Loaves of sliced bread are not called toast in America, only toasted bread slices are called toast. Source: American
Jeffjeffjeffjeffjeffjeffjeffjeff
The bread in one of those pictures says toast
GaiaPics4Xena
No, it says: "American STYLE toast" which means it's some foreign country that thinks toast in America is untoasted
Astramancer
#3 Jackson Pawlick.
lookatthisphotographeverytimeidoitmakesmelaugh
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matthewgale826
Damn I saw this the other day and this is the first time I connected it. ?♂️?♂️
AgentOblivion676
WHY IS THE BREAD CALLED AMERICAN STYLE AND WHY IS IT CALLED TOAST?? I'll be sad if this is like Canadians calling ranch American sauce but-
AgentOblivion676
Look what we did to cheese, sausage, pizza and so on. :(
CantankerousCantaloupe
It's as big as fits in a normal toaster and sweeter than normal wheat toast. Bread made for toast is called toast or toast bread.
AgentOblivion676
Hmm. Thanks for the answer. Sounds like what we call Texas toast but not sweet.
CantankerousCantaloupe
It's not really sweet, but sweet like normal american bread, normal european bread doesn't have any sugar or other sweeteners at all.
matthewgale826
Can someone explain #14?
Wulfborn
Spicy food burns the hole on the way out. But eating spicy food also releases endorphins in some people, or people just like it.
matthewgale826
Actually misnumbered it. But (butt) thanks anyway. ?
iamthemanwithnoname
Why is the bag of bread called Toast?
CantankerousCantaloupe
Cause it's made for toasting? It's soft and nasty untoasted but nice fresh out of the toaster.
iamthemanwithnoname
But in the picture on the bag it is being used to make a regular sandwich.
CantankerousCantaloupe
Yeah, after they toasted it or it has no texture. https://daten.buffcoach.net/upload/foto/800/mcennedy-sandwich-toast.jpg
iamthemanwithnoname
Ah, you are right. That is a grim idea for a sandwich. Who toasts bread but doesn't melt the cheese?
ComcastLover
NapoleonDynOmite
Toast, American Style. I beg to differ. Bread, American Style
CantankerousCantaloupe
In finnish it's paahtoleipä, toastbread. American style means sweet and as big as fits in a normal toaster, tastes all industrial and cheap.
NapoleonDynOmite
Most Americans I know don't eat that style of bread. Most people eat some sort of multi grain bread.
Blake242
Surely that is bread, not toast?!
MimaMaxima
Whenever it's cut like that, square slices, we call it a toast here in the old world. Even if not toast (verb)Bread is a loaf,more irregular
Blake242
Old world? Where are you talking about? Here in England toast is toasted bread, fuck all to do with shape
MimaMaxima
I mean non English speaking. We call this shaped bread toast. We have a different name for toast toast. Translated to toast so makes no sens
HansGruberKillsDumbledore
Can someone explain the Botox one with the birds? Asking for a frie-... well.. asking for me.
Funeralconfetti
Botox gets rid of crow's feet
Funwithpuns350
Yes I am also asking for a me as well
PaladinAstro
Crow's feet.
edgee73
Botox removes crows feet.lol
alpacaboy9858
Botox gets rid of crows feet. It's the name of a type of wrinkle on your face.
Thx4allthefish42
Feet are wrinkly :)
Fezix93
Botox is used to get rid of crow's feet (wrinkles around the eyes)
Richter12x2
Oic
sykoticflaw
Oh damn it. How did I miss that lol
Durahl
Oohh...
RedFive478
superanth
Actually, come to think of it Botox only gets rid of forehead lines...
Da3n
Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows?
Da3n
They're making headlines.