Learning is fun

Dec 3, 2018 6:53 AM

twerps

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Standing on lava rocks next to the ocean in Hawaii, WCGW?

Don't taunt Poseidon.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

They ded

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

NEVER.GO.ONTO.BLACK.ROCKS. (This message brought to you by someone who lives near-ish Peggy's Cove.)

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You see where it's wet? The water goes that far

7 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

The silky smooth chunks of lava broke their fall

7 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

did I just see several numpties trying for an instagram die?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is a very dumb idea, very dangerous place. Why are people so dumb and takes such risks?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's...gonna...stiiiiiinnnnngggggggg

7 years ago | Likes 196 Dislikes 2

That’s gonna leave a mark

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Future Australian rock fishing people in training. Seriously look it up, they die all the godamn time.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Know what else is fun? Keeping my skin attached to my body.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

"this is fine, just turn the other way"

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They all ded

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Haha, stupid fucks

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That right there? That's how people die. Swept off the rocks and pulled under and out to sea. Happens all the time... sadly.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

I always have to upvote this gif, gets me every time :-D

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I bet that hurt.

7 years ago | Likes 630 Dislikes 5

Death usually does.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Plus looks like an SLR camera of some sort saturated in salt water, mmmmmm hope the photo wasn't blurry.

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

All I gotta say is ... barnacles.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure that's the Big Island. I'd recognize the lava rock beach anywhere. And yeah, wiping out on that stuff is the worst.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I think it might be the Olivine Pools on Maui

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

they call it a'a cause its the sound you make when youre scraped on it

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

After...

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

"Be gone, thot" - Poseidon

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

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7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The only thing I fee sorry for is the camera.... it didn’t deserve that.

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 5

And the people deserved this how?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

tourists should understand the ocean has swells, it's forever changing. just because 1 wave doesn't reach a mark, doesn't mean the next wont

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The only way I'd agree they deserved it would be if they _knew_ about this.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Thats a camera in her hands. Very likely an expensive one.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

And now a very dead one. let's just hope the data on the SD card could be saved.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

salt water is a mother fucker. they'd be lucky to save any of it

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

yup, very expensive mistake there

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ouch

7 years ago | Likes 696 Dislikes 3

A sex on the beach turned into a slippery nipple on the rocks.

7 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

more like a Bloody Mess

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also looked like bruised bollocks on the boulders.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The ocean both wounds you and adds salt to those wounds at the same damn time

7 years ago | Likes 1508 Dislikes 3

Those girls are still salty based on your 2 dislikes.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just like my mother

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Also parasites and viruses. Non-human viruses but still.

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Dat ass tho

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Aye, she's a salty lass

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

She dead

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Salt in wounds actually help prevent infection..

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Plus a tonne of bacteria

7 years ago | Likes 111 Dislikes 4

Don’t forget about the plankton

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Piss on it!!!!!!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sharks and jelly fish also don’t help the healing process

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Lets not forget the sharp rocks that also don't soften the wave impact.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Potentially fatal level of stupidity right there.

7 years ago | Likes 590 Dislikes 11

lets get smashed against rocks at 40 mph !

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

I like the first three words

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Worth it for that selfie tho ? ?♥️

7 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 9

?

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

But the one person was taking a picture of the other one. It isn’t a selfie.

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 7

It's a joke

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 12

Switch “selfie” for “pic” or “photo” and your “joke” would still work AND be accurate.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I got it.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

And this ladies and gentlemen is how to lose a layer of skin.

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I suspect those rocky edges were rounded by the waves for hundreds, if not thousands of years. Also algae probably making them silky smooth.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I lived in an area like this in Northern California, brother. Those rocks are deceptively sharp.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What is the exact place called where you saw this? Also I'm not your brother, my friend.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Up in Thornhill in North Malibu, there's beaches like this along the PCH. Also; I'm not your friend, buddy.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

① Looked it up in Google Maps, seems to be natural rock formations (not artificially placed as breakwater). Anyways wouldn't want to be near

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

③ anymore. Oh and let me get one thing out of the way: I'm not your buddy, mate!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

② those, probably very slippery and easy to break a bone or worse. On a different note: I hope the fires are not why you're not living there

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0