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Dec 14, 2020 1:26 PM
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DontDoWhatDonaldDontDoes
Well to be fair, its the same crowd that says "love it or leave it".. they just want to take the states with them this time.
twade21146
The Salty Liberal’s account is suspended on Twitter. He must have really pissed those fascists off
ActionJohnnie
They are welcome to secede, just leave the land and infrastructure
DownvoteIsTheNewUpvote
Thanos was right "your demeanor is that of a pouty child"
ArtsyChelsea
“K, byyyyyyeh!” - Wealthy Liberal Areas
daguq
LexWisdom
SLCtechie
This is the same thing they threatened to do when Obama was re-elected. And you’ll never guess which state lead the movement.
SLCtechie
Texas. It was Texas. It’s always Texas.
pleaseacknowledgethecat
I wish they would secede. They have zero industry-other than oil. And with the oil companies out of our hair we can build clean energy. Bye!
sleepinggreenidea
Projection, projection, projection, all the way down...
thedarkcanuck
Let them have their own country. See how well it works out for them
SayWhatYouMeanMeanWhatYouSay
Please don’t, I live in Texas and can’t afford to move. Just come down here and evict them all, what’s left can make Texas a nice place!
TheWombatStrikesAgain
Give it five years and they start building the Anti-Communist Protection Rampart. Just to keep others out of course, not to keep people in.
markgray14321432
Lol yeah like California?
VitaminJay
ObliqueRay
Alright! I love me a bargain. Who knows when normal toilet paper will disappear off the shelves again.
JadeNB1729
You're brave to let that stuff touch your ass.
Lassannn
I'm thoroughly enjoying their misery. I hope it lasts a very long time.
markgray14321432
You should try to not enjoy others misery. Seriously. Vote policy not party and be free to love you neighbor again.
shadow351
If they secede, they would be able to chant 'USA' anymore, but they probably still would because dumb
dogestyle
they'll sue for copyright
PballQhead
I mean, I'm in DC and some MAGAt broad literally blasted her bullhorn in my ear yesterday, "2020 GODS YEAR FOR TRUMP", I lost it and >
PballQhead
screamed back "TRUMP LOST GET OVER IT OR GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY"...and realized I meant it. Accept it, or get the fuck out. No compromise.
cakeworth
Let them do it this time. I have two SUVs and a trailer. I have 4 seats for anyone else who wants to leave KY with me
travisdylan
I'm in KY. The Reds can secede. They're not taking the land and infrastructure with them.
cakeworth
Pick your honey barrel and cut our losses man.
SayWhatYouMeanMeanWhatYouSay
Can you swing down to Texas pick up me and my mom? We don’t wanna be in confederacy 2.0!
cakeworth
Only if you paid more taxes than Donald Trump
SayWhatYouMeanMeanWhatYouSay
I think at this point we’ve all paid more than Trumpty Dumpty.
ILikedTheirOldStuffBetter
Oh no, ignorant rednecks, please don't leave
fluffmeister
Well to be fair, they don't love it so they're trying to leave it, and generally speaking removing a cancer from your body is helpful, so...
fluffmeister
Win win? We lose a massive drain on resources, they die of starvation before we give the land back to the original owners
Drizzt893
Maybe in a few individual cases this is true, but this is just a shift in the vocal minority. There's always people complaining, they're/
jimboshark
"This is nOrMaL"
Drizzt893
Always a different set of people, but complaining is the majority of what we see, so we assume popular opinion is in line with it.
SomeDetroitGuy
I honestly hope they do. My life would be improved immensely if I didn't have to worry about racist, homophobic, religious zealots from the
SomeDetroitGuy
South imposing their backwards views on me, my family, and my friends.
markgray14321432
Your pretty ignorant about the south. If you want to be educated let me know.
BcOriginal
Don't forget the Middle and the East. The carolinas and virginias not doing you too many favours. Don't get me started on FL.
SmokyDoggg
THAT'S A LOT OF SALT
ButtBot9900
What a bunch of snowflakes!
Sandyundertones
I think people are missing the point. Conservatives don't care about you feelings b/c they are yours. They always cared about their feelings
SweetBabyJesus
we call them mud-puddles... too dirty for snowflake status.
DrasticBastard
Snowflake is a better insult, because it hits them at their core. They believe that they are the strong ones when in actuality ->
DrasticBastard
-> it’s the weak who are attracted to authoritarianism.
iConfirmAnythingAndEverything
I agree. When one of them calls me a snowflake, I just look at em and laugh. And laugh and laugh. I don't say anything, I just laugh
Onlyforthiscomment
Well i guess they Are consisting in love or leave it since they want to leave?
Alfadorfox
Yeah, if they're not loving it, they want to leave it, so they think we should follow their same choices.
UnhelpfulAnswers
TheRicM
Saltissimo
captainswoopty
dpickard89
Yoink
SleeperXib
Blackheart217
https://youtu.be/3KquFZYi6L0
shyriath
AuralOcean
I guess they're the true soy-boys now.
WhaleMilker420
Do as I say, not as I do.
WhaleMilker420
But not me personally they're serious asshats
SmokyDoggg
The saltiest
Leithoa
I almost feel bad for these people. They're going thru real emotional distress; triggered in a word . Then I remember the militant bigotry.
UnhelpfulAnswers
a lot of them are still going through emotional distress over the confederates' loss in the civil war. Bunch of whiney bitches
UnhelpfulAnswers
LOL I'm stealing this
JustJoshinya9001
Too bad half of them probably can’t even spell secession. It’d be nice for all the stupid people to secede so we can move on with science.
markgray14321432
Republican politicians don't accurately represent 78 us million trump voters. Try putting your ignorant partisan hate behind you.
JustJoshinya9001
Move along, burner account.
markgray14321432
How is it a burner account when its my name genius lol
meganical
Or so we can kick their asses into submission AGAIN!
JustJoshinya9001
Nah, I’d much rather they just get the fuck away from me. No need for violence. Gotta be better than that.
Dinos91
They keep calling on states to succeed from the union on Parler lol
cepacolusmaximus
Should have let them do it first time around. Their reasons haven't changed, and we wouldn't be in this mess right now.
Maverickaura
wait wait wait im stuck in one of those states, dont let them take me with them!
AllysiaAiua
Can we have them secede to, like... Mars, or something?
cepacolusmaximus
No, man! The smart people should get to escape to Mars or wherever. Leave the hillbilly cousinfuckers here to die in their own swill.
AllysiaAiua
Um. But if they're gone, there'll be no one left to fight us on climate change, and we can fix our problems. :/
AllysiaAiua
Like, right now. No mission planning, no waiting till it's ready. Just, right on the ship, in bulk, and zoooooom!
JustJoshinya9001
Nah, send em somewhere we’re not hoping to visit. Like the asteroid belt. They can each have their own asteroid
RelartOfGivia
Well yeah. Succession was trending on Twitter cause the dumbasses are misspelling secession in massive numbers.
JustJoshinya9001
I don’t have Twitter (I like to mediate the amount of cancer I read), so that is news to me lmao. I’m all out of coins, so take this upvote.
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
Just let them move onto Epstein island for their own rebel nation, all of them, free of charge. Leave them there and film what's going on1/2
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
for the sake of entertainment. Lord of the Fries will be a hit series when they start eating each other. 2/2
leroy666
Was that a pun or a typo?
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
Pun.
leroy666
good one.
LowTinaTurner
Sorry to be that guy here, but it's that attitude towards them that assisted in them turning spiteful and voting Trump just to own the libs.
analnipple666
We can't be liable for them acting like petulant children. Who votes just to spite the group they dislike? Ridiculous.
q2grapple
Sounds like they are a bunch of ..... snowflakes. We should get them a safe room to rest in.
BethMme4
Yes, try taking the high road. An awful lot of people in every state voted for trump. They certainly aren’t all red necks nor morons.
BethMme4
But yes, I’ve thought for a long time everybody would be better off if Texas seceded.
JustJoshinya9001
If their only coping mechanism to being called dumb is to act as dumb as they can, then they’re not worth trying to talk to. Ive given /1
JustJoshinya9001
many the benefit of the doubt. And very few have been able to hold an actual conversation without resorting to bias or misinformation
LowTinaTurner
On the other hand Ive tried the high road with Trumpers n that doesnt work much better. Some are ok, but the division grows wider every day.
MySpooNiz2biG
True there is an attitude of entitlement on both sides.
CheapReusableProduce
This post misses the mark. They truly do see America as 2 countries. They WANT to “own the libs” and would not want anything more than 1/x
PleasePassTheSalt
Let's be perfectly honest. Neither side of the 2 party system actually cares. BOTH sides would happily watch the country burn, 2winAgenda.
PleasePassTheSalt
Actually, while it's my birth passport I love the simpleton knee jerk to age. And other comments. It's a fair statement and has nothing
PleasePassTheSalt
To do with blue red green black or other. I can just pick fights (hold conversation) with all of you who "are right" and F the wrong guy.
WaveMotionGum
What a dated take.
amglasgow
Let's be perfectly honest, you're a total wanker.
jimboshark
Account 600 points, created: July 2013
PleasePassTheSalt
And the point is?
EccentricNimoy
Both sides are bad! So do nothing!
PleasePassTheSalt
Did i say any of that?
Steven239876
Yes, it is the implication of your adolescent statement
PleasePassTheSalt
Care to enlighten and explain, oh "ancient" one?
Dinos91
What an adolescent view of politics
jimboshark
These are NOT "centrists" that push "both sides." These are republicans who are too embarrassed to support the GOP outright. Still vote R
PleasePassTheSalt
I love getting a title of "these". Actually 'this guy' moved away to his "other passport" and is watching y'alls tv entertainment. Enjoy
CheapReusableProduce
Then to “get out”. The view differs in that liberals think of us as one group, while conservatives think of the nation as us versus them. 2
CheapReusableProduce
From their viewpoint, these comments are inline with each other and not hypocritical. They want others to leave and suppress anyone trying 3
gahzeeruh
CheapReusableProduce
To enter. This is pure subculture xenophobia.
Waldbern
Yet their areas of the country are the poorest and least educated. Fine, let the south secede. They will come crawling back...
PleasePassTheSalt
Funny enough though, poorest != the most in debt either. I know, larger conversation. Just saying.
smorsdoeuvres
kushina0
This gif makes me so uncomfortable idk why
HeadlineNews
Its those fucking stupid ass lips.
coltonmk
Is that Marisha Ray?
AnonKneeMoose
Hillary Duff
drainbamage1011
Hillary Duff.
adognamedpumpkin
This whole time I thought it was Maika Monroe. Guess I learned.
FiveShiftOne
why does hillary duff look exactly like marisha ray
drainbamage1011
I think it's the slightly darker hair here that does it.
coltonmk
Not exactly, but enough to make me doubt.
teufel0341
It’s because of their low IQ’s
sushiengineer
Can they even spell IQ?
markgray14321432
Yes
jaloosk
Bold of you to assume they had IQ to begin with
codinmymouth
I think the same could be said for many Democrats. I think anyone who is beholden to a party can't be that intelligent
Piornet
*IQs
TrustMeImADog
Yeah, the Dunning-Kruger effect gets more noticeable the more replies down you go.
supasup
I used think this until a head of a medical department I know came out as a trump cultist. Blows my mind...
markgray14321432
Bc your mind is tiny and fragile. Try talking to some Republicans calmy without insults.
markgray14321432
no i didn't tell them not to insult people and no i did not vote trump lol check again. Stop judging entire groups of ppl as one dummy.
supasup
Did you just insult someone and then tell them they should not insult others? The GOP trump cult personified in one sentence...
owensdad102542
Seriously though, I think some people's lack of education is the very root of this political divide.
markgray14321432
Nope its your ignorant partisan hate
TrustMeImADog
IQ and education are different things. Think of IQ as RAM on a computer, and education as the coding of the operating system. Both needed.
owensdad102542
And of course Republican politicians exploit that.
alex5775
Exploit and propagate
charlietrundlethegreat
Room temp IQ is now my favorite insult.
JadeNB1729
Room-temp IQ, and I measure in Celsius.
markgray14321432
You shouldn't have a "favorite insult" lol
charlietrundlethegreat
Fuck off you room temp IQ numbskull. I absolutely can and have one. Whatcha gonna do?
markgray14321432
Umm your not a phd... and there are ig ignorant phds. If you judge giant groups as one you are ignorant.
markgray14321432
Nothing i just think you would be happier being lest ignorant and hateful. Everyone would be imo
charlietrundlethegreat
For all you know I could have a PhD. How do you think I'm ignorant? Or hateful? Maybe be less judgey before you preach? Its ok to swear.
charlietrundlethegreat
Understand that anger and hate aren't the same. It's not ok to be two faced, hide emotions and judge people without the intent to help.
wandermanspacebot
They're pretty much always doing what they accuse others of doing.
TheSarcasticHulk
I feel like that's most people. They yell at somthing then turn around and do the same thing convinced their shit don't stink
jerner15
Projections is a hell of thing. Great way to justify shitty behaviors in yourself is to think others do them too or even worse
WhataboutBobWiley
ironic how this is the case for 99% of the country
swedishpancakeswithlingonberries
They are pretty much doing what others do. - fixed that for ya
wandermanspacebot
Ah, the beautiful stupidity of "both sides"...
LinesOfCokeWithSnowman
hint. each side do that every time their side loses. Only difference this time being the trumptards are paying to keep their delusion going
wandermanspacebot
Nope. This has pretty much never happened before and pretending otherwise is incredibly disingenuous.
LinesOfCokeWithSnowman
i remember all the kicking and screaming 4 years ago when trump won.No Hillary didn't start demanding recounts.But voters claimed fraud
wandermanspacebot
Random voters claiming fraud is not the same as nearly the entire GOP congress saying fraud. Please.
LinesOfCokeWithSnowman
it's not nothing, and pretending otherwise is incredibly disingenuous.
BobaFettApproves
Remember when their narrative was "now now, let's be civil"
Beezlebubble
Wheres my overhead projector meme...
ThatsA10
That's what guilty people tend to do
PickleRiiiiiiiiiiiiick
They even fucking project about projecting.
Its332amAndMyDogNeedsAWalk
They have nothing else to reference from :/
Eucrow
Yeah, it's called DARVO. Deny, accuse, reverse victim and offender. Abusers do it all day every day.
CurrentLevelOfAdulting
There’s science behind that too!! When you divide people into “us” & “them”, and they both behave shitty, you rationalize it as
CurrentLevelOfAdulting
An “us” behaved that way because of unique circumstances. A “them” did it bc “that’s how they all are!!!”
johnwohl
OK, but for one of us the shitty behavior is trying to have healthcare and for the others its a couple hundred thousand dead and the civil>
CurrentLevelOfAdulting
Absolutely!!! It’s gotten WAY out of hand in the past few years.
johnwohl
rights movement set back a few decades or so.
EccentricNimoy
So how do we negate that? We always get to this realization but never a resolution. unless it's simply "ignore it"?
cepacolusmaximus
drainbamage1011
You can try to invite them back to the table and consider their viewpoints to move ahead. Problem is, they're not negotiating in good faith.
CharliePapaBravo
They have also lost touch with reality.
aetherfox
When someone punches you in the face and then apologizes, its reasonable to forgive them and move forward. If they punch you again and (1/2)
aetherfox
apologize again, they're taking advantage of your good will. Then it's time to realize their apologies* are a lie and fight back. (2/2)
aetherfox
Once they're not in power any more to create a cycle of 'compromise, GOP authoritarianism, compromise, GOP authoritarianism', etc. (2/2)
PiggyWobbles
the GOP game plan is to seize power, do all the most underhanded corrupt anti democratic things they get away with, then when they lose the>
PiggyWobbles
< next election they go doe eyed and talk about how important it is "for the left to bring the country together and not be divisive"
aetherfox
* Apologies is really generous here. GOP never apologizes for the things they do. They just say 'we all need to start working together'(1/2)
drainbamage1011
Agreed. It would be different if both sides were actually willing to compromise. But when their position is "the election was rigged...