Airplane to Destination Fcked is Delayed

Sep 14, 2017 6:56 AM

maddmattm

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Airplane to Destination Fcked is Delayed

#fail

Everyone else after that moment "Welp, let's go on this ride ever."

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Get me my brown pants.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

"Next"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I didn't notice the cord breaking at first and only saw the concrete smashing. I thought it was a water balloon...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was at that park about a month before this happened... Didn't like the look of the ride at all, got bad vibes from it!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Am I retarded or can no one else read the title right??

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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v

8 years ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 2

pluto!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Bitch stop telling me I don't need to go on a diet! Look what just happened!" -dude on the right probably

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Holy shit. Just imagine if it released after the first one snapped... sprung into the air at an angle... that's what nightmares are made of.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That could've been catastrophic.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago (deleted Sep 15, 2017 10:13 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Probably pretty startled when it happened.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Isn't that one of the markers of a real vs staged video?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That person is altogether a LOT calmer than I would be in that situation.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Uh yeah. Not scary at all. Jesus fuck.

8 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 2

Can you imagine if that line hit the person sitting closest to it? I imagine instant death would follow.

8 years ago | Likes 218 Dislikes 6

if they were lucky.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Only if it hit the chest or face. Otherwise hes just out a limb.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

...I think everyone forgets that Mythbusters already largely busted this sort of thing in the "Killer Cable Snap" episode. Hurt? Oh yah.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

well considering the myth buster half ass shit somtime look up joel metz got decapitated working on a cell tower

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

Its true, while I love Mythbusters there were plenty of times they retried things with different results. They often only tested one method.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

When mythbusters did that, did all the people that have been killed by snapping cables and lines come back to life?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

100%

8 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 1

If it hit right in the middle it'd be 50/50

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

200%

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Shout out to the poor employee who had to clean the shit off those seats

8 years ago | Likes 275 Dislikes 0

IDK pretty sure all he found was diamonds on the seat. I would have clenched so damn hard.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Anyone know source on this?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Movie "Hall Pass"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh snap!

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

All things considered this probably the best outcome possible. Imagine if it failed after release.

8 years ago | Likes 938 Dislikes 2

weeeeeeeeeeee

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Queue team rocket outro

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If that line had entered the cage though, they'd likely be dead.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There are lots of cases of these slingshot rides failing and injuring/killing people if you look it up, poor maintenance mostly.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Those things are built this way on purpose. Its basically a roll cage anyway, so it it popped in the air, worse case scenario, bad whiplash.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Scrapes, bruises, and a new healthy respect for uncontrolled heights.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Imagine if they released anyway after the one side broke loose like that...

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I Don't think the ball would've gone anywhere. Could be wrong but it seems like it needs the tension from both cords to shoot you upward

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

So with only one cord under incredible tension, you think the cage will just remain stationary? Really?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Maybe not stationary, but I doubt it would've gone too high. Like I said, I could be very wrong from a physics standpoint. (1/2)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I know the tension would be incredibly high, but I don't think it would be high enough to sling it that high.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Kids are lucky the bungie didn't hit them. That could cause permanent damage or even kill them if it hit just right.

8 years ago | Likes 92 Dislikes 2

Or at all. The forces involved are pretty terrifying.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm not sure if there's a way for the bungie to hit them. The line of action seems to be wrong, and the cage well designed there

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Uh mate. If it hit them, they'd be fucking dead for sure. You ain't surviving if that shit hits you.

8 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 3

It would most likely hit the hands or feet, which is survivable. Likely lose the limb though. Body or head, internal damage for sure kill ya

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Exactly. You can see what it did to the concrete floor before the camera pans away

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It would look like this

8 years ago | Likes 396 Dislikes 2

does nobody else see somebody fall out?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

That's why you don't use elastic bands for the main support in extreme rides.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Nice user name

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

More my wife asks if I want to ride one:

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well, that's two pairs of pants that can never be used again.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Everyone one of these videos reinforces my immense fear of carnival rides.

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Actually, that looks rough, but not TOO bad. Waiting and getting down would suck though.

8 years ago | Likes 124 Dislikes 1

At least they are not stuck upside down. I know a few rides that have done that. Not nice.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

If I remember I think someone broke there legs when they hit those lights

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

the law suit would make you feel a little better

8 years ago | Likes 95 Dislikes 3

actually, its your mom whom always makes me feel better

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Track suits make me feel better.

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Then you should try pant suits

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Zoot suits make me riot.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There was probably some clause in tiny font on their admission tickets that said 'lol you cant sue us if some fucky shit goes down'.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Kinda like how gated apartment have a disclaimer that states if the gate fucks up and damages your car they aren't liable for it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Which is 100% unenforceable in cases of negligence and actual damage.

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