Karl's words of wisdom

Jan 17, 2017 10:34 AM

PizzaGrandiosa

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He makes me laugh like Ricky Gervais

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The little round headed buffoon

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This makes me want to rewatch the show. Is it still on Netflix?

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Words to live by. Also, my username is relevant.

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Best argument for biscuits I've heard in a long time. Better start eating.

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A very wise cabbage

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Omg I love him! That show is great.

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We have hammocks at work... we're not allowed to sleep in them. WHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINT IN HAVING THEM THEN

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So is it Carl or Karl?

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Every pub in Manchester has a bald wise Karl, ours is called Bollock'ed. still don't know his real name

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

That's my.. Name !

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Idiot Abroad is hilarious! Karl is awesome

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Fave Idiot Abroad: they try to torture him by putting him in a cave across from Petra. Rather b n cave looking @Petra than in P looking @C

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Who the hell can tell me I can't throw things in a volcano? It isn't like you own it.

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Head like a fuckin' orange.

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Head like a half sucked mango

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Karl pulpington

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Round headed Mancunian mong

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Teach them to ask for milk!

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Love the show, main reason I wanted to name my ca Karl.

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I hope one day to be as insightful as Karl Pilkington

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He would make a great American.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNtTlyWl_oI&t=1s Karl Pilkington on body transplant, 5:08 funniest line he's ever said.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That was great. Karl's rambling is the only thing that can make Ricky Gervais' cackling worth it.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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America could use a visit from Bullshit Man.

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Watch The Moaning of Life on Netflix, He came here a bit. Same in An Idiot Abroad.

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now there are moments i think to myself, "dammit, wheres bullshit man?"

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It's like he's accidentally hilarious

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Wondered about this, whether he's very intelligent and puts these points across seeming like a moron, or if he's genuinely thick.

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He is the embodiment of Britishness.

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Stephen Fry weeps*

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As much as I love Fry. Karl is the voice of what we're all thinking.

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Maybe I've been listening to Karl too much recently, but I'm beginning to understand him. I mean, I've never seen an old man eating a Twix

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There really are loads of biscuits too, isn't there?

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But have you seen a homeless chinese midget?

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Once, he came to me in a religious vision. Or maybe it was a drunken haze. Or possibly an ice cream headache.

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Ah, yes. Can be a tad difficult to tell those three apart sometimes, especially with how often at least one of those happens

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But have you ever seen a coffin for 2 that is a Twix?

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At first I had no idea what you were talking about. I just found it online and I stand corrected

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I just binge watched both seasons of Moaning Of Life. Brilliant!

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Twix? Who was this king?

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Only the greatest biscuit of all goddamn time: Closely followed by his right hand man, the Viscount of Mint.

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He is so right about the volcano

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He's right about getting a van too.

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The baby in the bucket looks photoshopped in, but I'm thinking it's real.

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He does raise some excellent points

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Local radio show - Guy 1: We can't land on Jupiter, it's made of gas, you idiot! Guy 2: Well, why are we talking about it, then?

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That's what I was thinking

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He does. Watch his series - An Idiot Abroad. The first season you will symphatize with him. The second one will make you say what a brick.

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I like 'The Moaning of Life" more than An Idiot Abroad. This one he seems to complain a bit less, and actually tries a little more things.

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........,

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Yes

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You will definitely hate Ricky Gervais after this though

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He sure wore down Warrick Davis' enthusiasm pretty quickly

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He got it back later :)

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This is brilliant +1

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Exactly, I mean where else do you sacrifice virgins, pfft heathens

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It's been a life goal of mine to pee into one of these. I kinda want to see what happens when pee touches lava...

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Of it's a source block, it'll turn to obsidian, otherwise, cobblestone

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Smelly frothy steam....

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The pee would evaporate before it even touched the lava.

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I think you're overestimating the temperature, according to Wikipedia lava is liquid around 700-1200 C. A candle flame is around 1000 C.

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But a candle cannot sustain that initial temperature across a large volume, unlike a darn volcano.

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No he doesn't. You're a retard who doesn't understand logistics, economy or any other aspect of life if you agree with him. Also he's a cunt

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Understand logistics? Do you mean logic?

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Oh he is? Have you met him? I heard he's a pretty decent guy. I mean he fucking built a house for the poor. More than you've ever done.

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I don't know if I want to agree with a baby rapist.

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Ru ok

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Who wanked in your coffee?

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Hahahahahaha I'm gonna use that one, thank you

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