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SushiPooper
In all fairness Stanley Yelnats was cursed forever AND eternity.
CrimShade
"Sexually assaulting" no.. It was rape.
DoReMemeSoFaLaTiDo
Apologies. Stanley Yelnats IV. May Zeroni curse me.
ignimbrite
For always and eeeeeeteeeernity
Wolfsleigher
not a drunk girl. an unconscious girl
yermasyerda1
Stanley yelnats is Stanley yelnats backwards! Whaaaaaat!??
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kman3000
Nice that makes two of us
CootNasty
Lots43
To be fair the system was recruiting slaves to look for treasure.
coreunit
Can we be done with this please?
gestaltist
What is this about?
Stache13081
Shia LaBouef, I think. Yelnats didn't have to be a good swimmer, the lake had dried up.
ConanOBarbarian
Well yea but Brock Turner didn't have a no-good-dirty-rotten pig-stealing-great-great-grandfather
gr33narrow
We don't know that for sure. We need Ancestry.com. Find out where you came from. This is not an advertisement.
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IHEARTBEARS
guys Brock turner didn't do nothing that bad guys you are all over reacting
K2yS
He actually didn’t do anything the whole story and trial are a farce.
GeniusesGoingWheee
I just realized Yelnats is Stanley backwards... Is this a commonly known fact?
blueblueglassmoon
That's the whole reason every man in the family is named Stanley: they wanted to keep the palindrome.
DoReMemeSoFaLaTiDo
Stanley Yelnats III*
TheGrimVeeper
but adding the III ruins the palindrome...
chubb3478
I thought he was the IV
TheyCallMeMrPigeonCuzImJustSoCoo
He was.
KirschPunkt
If you want to correct people, do it correctly: This Stanley Yelnats was the IV. His father was the III.
DoReMemeSoFaLaTiDo
Sorry. I can only count to three. :(
JustASlightJingleOfPocketChangePulsing
I don't know who that is....
Anamesolongnoonecouldhavepossiblychosenit2
Go watch the movie 'Holes'
Pharya
Fictional character in a fictional movie
python7536
Real character in a real documentary***
avegancannibal
Wasn't it rape?
tinybartender
charge 2: sexually penetrating an intoxicated person with a foreign object
Anth0ny229
No
TakNoPants
my understanding is that because of a loophole it wasn't technically rape. The loophole i believe is now closed.
tinybartender
charge 3: sexually penetrating an unconscious person with a foreign object
tinybartender
charge 1: assault with intent to commit rape of an intoxicated woman