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Crime Stoppers and the Houston Police Department’s Robbery Division need the public's assistance identifying the suspect responsible for a robbery by force. On Sunday, July 28, 2018 in the early morning hours, the complainant had met four females at the La Playita Car, located at 7930 Mosley Road, in Houston, Texas. The complainant stated that he was offered a ride to an after-hours club by the females and agreed to ride with them. The females then stopped at a gas station, located at 2610 Broadway. While the complainant was talking to one of the females outside of the vehicle, he was attacked from behind by an unknown male, who pinned him against the vehicle. While being held down, one of the females began to take his person property from his pockets and was soon joined by an unknown male, who also went through the complainant’s pockets. Once the suspects had the complainant’s property, they got back into their vehicles and fled the scene, leaving the victim at the gas station. HPD case #957811-18 Crime Stoppers may pay up to $5,000 for information leading to the charging and/or arrest of the suspect in this case. Information may be reported by calling 713-222-TIPS (8477) or submitted online at www.crime-stoppers.org
juicyfruit4u
I would have murdered them all in a blind rage
poscduke
A full nelson is an illegal jold, his opponent is gonna get a free point for that
IAProX
Miserable pieces of shit! I hate thieves! I didn't work hard for my money/posetions to be taken by some no account fucking loser!
twofivecon711
Freaking low life people all 3 of them what is the 3rd POS wanting something for free, hang em
dallasdb
How dumb can you be... everyone knows gas stations always have cameras.
lebronkeykong
tf is wrong with people
snewsh
id break that whores feet.
PolarChi
If you're ever in a full Nelson, put your arms straight up and slip out
ThatEffinCrusaderInWoT
Look into locsl wrestling teams from 15 years back. Guarantee he didn't go far in life or distance.
PerplexualAndHorrorphobic
Where was the gas station attendant? No reaction to this? Did he call the cops?
Iq019283
I believe that is called a mugging
DerangedMoosh
Different states have different legal terms.
Retromorphic
"Robbery by force" God damn it
1000smiles
All these self defence comments actually making me lol
BenProbus
For what ? A wallet ? Poor against poor, pathetic
MainManMisterMxyzptlk
"Hey cuz, what's goin' ova here?" " Oh, we're robbing this little fucker in front of every cameras possible." "Oh word? Here lemme help."
bigmrt
I was in England camping at that time, so can't help I'm afraid
Beeekman
Best alibi.
finetoroastasimamarshmallow
They’re going to have to look for a guy with a really loud multicoloured life savers shirt
IMayOrMayNotHaveTroubleFindingAndOrChoosingAUsername
Planning this "heist" in advance (it seems) and deciding on a well-lit gas station w cameras?
cynicatt
Lot of work for a single wallet. Guy probably had like 20 bucks on him and they had to split that 6 ways? Not worth. hope they're caught.
bigs01cs365
Needs more Texas Rangers
drowninginthesouth
At a well lit gas station? There are cameras everywhere. Smart.
HenryLongfellowIII
I'd sure as fuck check out the gas station attendant.. they may have thought he could erase the tapes for them.
Comet260
Crooks aren't known for their brains.
onlyhalfghost
*Crooks who get caught aren't.
Comet260
The ones who don't get caught go into politics.
Skadoodlle
6 people robbing a guy who doesn't even have his own car. For pocket change.
Gavener
odd the car owner was not armed, come on Texas
Gavener
wish all 3 where gunned down
St0ckh01m5yndr0m3
I think the gorilla man just wanted a hug.
thegelatoking
He will get plenty of hugs in prison.
St0ckh01m5yndr0m3
The other people were just typical opportunistic Houstonians.
MainManMisterMxyzptlk
Umm, why do they need crimestoppers when their license plate is right fucking there? Do your fucking job coppers.
quiteawesome
yeah I want a source on this ya know this seem too easy to solve...
JesusMowsMyLawn
Criminals steal cars, steal license plates, and fail to transfer registrations when they buy from tote-the-note dealers. You are naive.
thatFamilyMan
Can you read that license plate? This isn't CSI, you cant just enhance a grainy ass image and magically read the plate.
AlrightKeepYourSecrets
If the camera zoomed in to the right corner? You could definitely get it down in my opinion, or close enough.
BlastingRopeToWaluigiHentai
The very definition of robbery is by force. Otherwise it's just plain old larceny.
llazyllama1
I had to look that up, and it turns out you are correct. Thanks, I learned something today!
Pigdogcow
They put so much effort & planning just to grab a random's guy wallet. Wouldn't it be easier to just get normal jobs?
ghostfox69
This. Once you wrap your head around the idea that some people will put all of that work into petty crime rather than enjoy life you begin
ghostfox69
to understand that some peoples' prime motivation is just fucking with other people. They want drama. They get off thinking that other peop
ghostfox69
are affected by them, that they have a reputation and that reputation causes emotions in other people. They think other people think about
ghostfox69
them. They see themselves as smarter or better, predators or rebels. They're really just emo losers leading fucked up lives for excitement
ghostfox69
Wannabee VIPs hurting everyone around them, screeching for attention. Passing on those fucked up lives to the kids they scatter around.
JesusMowsMyLawn
Yeah but the hours aren't to their liking.
hatershades247
Doing this in Texas is crazy There’s like 1 million people in that state just waiting to pull their piece for the first time and use it
phyzzx
Trigger finger triggered.
eriksarcasm
And where were they?
hatershades247
Missed this one
Irishda
Turns out criminals don't give a shit if you're armed or not because it usually won't help people, like in this case
phyzzx
You don't have to pull a gun before hand. You can wait for the safest opportunity to get your property back when they turn around.
Irishda
Right, they'd take your wallet but let you keep the gun
Wizardicus
The 500,000 to 2,000,000 cases per year beg to differ.
Tikityler
For those wondering there are several sources one being the CDC in 2013 https://www.nap.edu/read/18319/chapter/3
Irishda
I refuse to trust a statistic that varies by 400%. Especially when its largely self reported and then extrapolated from small samples
thegelatoking
Maybe a bystander with an itchy trigger finger?
kkus
In an affluent rural neighborhood, I would assume at least half the adults have a gun on their person at any given time.
upvoteforwhat
I love in a nice middle class suburb in the northeast and I always carry. I assume most other people do as well.
Irishda
Which is why crime generally happens when it's least expected and in a manner where the perp is in control: like in this case
Irishda
Even if he was armed, he would not be able to get to his weapon
kkus
I meant to say the argument is often not that being armed helps you but puts you in a position to help others.
CaspianQuix
Extend your arms above your head, slip down, pummel assailants crotch, take his fucking eyes. Not guaranteed to work, but worth a shot.
thegelatoking
Or bend at the hips, Pivot your hips/legs behind his, bend and grab his legs and left, slam back into the ground. But he was too outnumbered
LordAlfrey
Picking a fight when you're outnumbered doesn't sound like a good idea, even if it's to prevent you getting mugged.
SithRuleOfTwo
You are guaranteed an escape at the least if you drop with your arms straight. They either have to let go, or go down with you.
Iamyourcaptainnow
Or use your foot against the car, both will fall, but he can't held that grip up and he will take the blunt force of the fall.
uBooLian
Then drop your pants, lower your underwear, grab both cheeks, aim for their face and begin to release your pent up flatulence. This helps.
TheSimpleDude
stick your leg back and use your foot to hook his leg and kick forward. Make it fast and then push against him. This actually saved me.
HarryAtetheHendersons
Fold his knee
HappinessandtheCheshireCat
I would of used my legs and pushed off of the car
maststick
Stamp the arc of the guys foot as hard as you fucking can
lordfluffy
The victim is up on his toes. The grappler seems to know what he's doing.
DaZeDmerlin
Couldn't he head butt him in the nose?
painstream
If the hold is locked properly, no. The whole point is to keep the head and arms from moving.
YOUAreTheMagicMan
I would only do this if utter compliance with my assailant failed, and I could rightfully confirm I was going to die. ALWAYS comply first.
slayston
This guys is outnumbered 6 to 1 and has no idea if the robbers are armed,certainly wouldn't be worth it for some credit cards you can cancel
longoriaisaiah
For real, I have cash in my wallet. These people really risked going to jail for maybe an iPhone? Fucking morons
DownVoteVerifier
An iPhone that can be locked at that too
RanOverMyOwnFoot
Dick kick city son
CaspianQuix
Kick all the dicks!
MrTay
If your in a full Nelson like he is and not trained let them take your wallet and leave. This hold is outlawed because it breaks necks.
GeneralBullshit
So the guy holding him knows what he is doing and not just some random punk?
MrTay
Maybe it’s a pretty natural hold. There are a lot of ways out if you know what your doing but it’s not worth fighting for pocket change
GeneralBullshit
Agreed. The only valuables I carry on me is card, keys phone. Card can be blocked, phone will get replaced by insurance company and keys..
GeneralBullshit
Well, that's an expense I won't worry to much about in future, I'm changing to number key lock or something similar
DuckSuckingLips
Lmao, sure keyboard man
FrancoUnAmerican
If you can, grab a finger, pull fucking hard by twisting until it snaps. Usually do the trick.
Talooon
At the very least you'll get them to fart.
MnightShariaLaw
FistingWithJalapenoDoritoFingers
I broke someone's wrist trying to get out of a full Nelson once...
GeneralBullshit
Full Nelson?
FrancoUnAmerican
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nelson_hold :)
GeneralBullshit
Thank you :)
That702guy
Crouch down & push your head back if able use your hand to push harder. Use Inside leg to step back and around attacker then stand up
dietderpsy
This is the correct escape.
That702guy
It's crazy how well it works. First time I ran through it I was shocked.
Sledgewolf1
For some money? You go ahead
CaspianQuix
Need money? Ask politely. Want to rob me? I'll bite your fuckin nose off first.
grandmastonguekiss
Ok, Can i please have some money?
CaspianQuix
Where am I sending it?
grandmastonguekiss
I picked a random person to help. https://www.gofundme.com/my-dumb-car-broke-down
Sledgewolf1
6 on 1, I like your odds
AlrightKeepYourSecrets
Ok im gonna be realistic, that guy could kick my ass, but the black guy and the woman i dont think so. Headbutt and run.
CaspianQuix
I'd wager I could get at least 2 out of 6 noses, good enough.
dingdongbannu
You’re an idiot
Irishda
And that's how robbery turned into homicide
CaspianQuix
Meh, I had a good run.
RjFlorida
So be sure and be a good victim huh?
SaltCollector
Assess the situation and act appropriately, don't die for the sake your wallet. In this instance he was outnumbered and restrained.
spaghettiThunderbolt
Outnumbered and in a bad position. Life is not a Bruce Lee movie. The shit in your pockets ain't worth dying for.
BumblyWumbly
You don't know what the shit in my pockets to my life conversation rate is
Ravben
4 chicks and that guy? If any of them were carrying they would have threatened with that first. I would take my chances.
JunkFoodVanDame
you'd shit your pants and that would be your best shot. internet rambos... internet rambos everywhere...
spaghettiThunderbolt
In that situation, any weapon you draw would become their weapon *very* quickly. Give up your cash, remember the plate, call the cops.
maststick
You’d be surprised how hard you can head butted with the back of your head if he can’t see shit he’s going to have trouble killing you
Irishda
You'd be surprised how hard it is to fight back after he slams your head into that car top because you headbutted him
FelixG
Most thiefs are cowards, when confronted with someone willing to fight back they would rather flee.
llazyllama1
"Most."
Findingabetterway
Not worth risking it for the ones that are desperate and will kill you if they have to. You have no idea what is going through their head. >
Findingabetterway
< possessions are not ever worth your life. Material things are easily replaced, you are not at all replaceable.
loismustdie
Except those on jonesin for drugs, which is vast majority in some parts. They can be unpredictable and irrational.
mulligylan
considering this is already assault and battery and robbery at force, they seem desperate enough to fight you
FelixG
Yeah but lots of people will rob someone with a gun or knife, but very few are willing to go into murder, they want your $ not your life.