HRW I'm horny but her favorite show is on

Shimitwithbologna

Or marriage

9 years ago |

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llllllllllllllllllllP

"You done yet?"

9 years ago |

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thethine

Eat her out well she watches she how long she pays attention to the show

9 years ago |

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BrickOodie

I'd settle for that right now.

9 years ago |

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checkoutmypearlywhitesraaaaaaaarrrr

op's life

9 years ago |

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Sticklebrickk

Just put on VR headsets and fuck until you're dead

9 years ago |

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KARENPLANKTON

9 years ago |

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TylersLife

I'd love that much attention. I just get a glare that kills the mood.

9 years ago |

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djhalo464

Lmbo

4 years ago |

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Rickeno

aaaaand no longer horny.

9 years ago |

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messmor

That's why you watch it on demand later. My SO's horniness is way more fun than any show.

9 years ago |

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ColoradoCattleCo

You're obviously not married... because in that situation, you won't even get a dooooing.

9 years ago |

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ClungePlunger

http://imgur.com/nLbAKgd

9 years ago |

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chicagohifiaudio

@poopfax

9 years ago |

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horsetoe8

With you I wouldn't have T.V.. My lady

9 years ago |

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PetitChocolat

Pussy. Be a man and unplug that TV!

9 years ago |

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tonyjBodyGod

Please tx9169238525 my cell play with my dick stop

9 years ago |

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TheLegendJonahHex

Looks like she'd be fun to watch Netflix with

9 years ago |

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adrizen

It's a start

9 years ago |

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chrisb413

LOL, that's pretty funny

9 years ago |

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MightyDogFart

You need to step up your game dude

9 years ago |

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HNNNNNNNNNNGGGGG

http://imgur.com/u1jPx14

9 years ago |

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dynawideglide

Why cant we just laugh and enjoy? Why do you half to be a hateful prick?

9 years ago |

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ahoydamnit

Have*

9 years ago |

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dynawideglide

Fuck! Im a dipshit.

9 years ago |

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Werewolfoflondon

DVR the damn show.

9 years ago |

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maskaya

then your not horny enough

6 years ago |

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dynawideglide

The weird thing is as that it makes the same sound too.

9 years ago |

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mattbl

I'd take that over what I get: "Go away, my show is on."

9 years ago |

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DaftTechno

This Gif is older than Imgur.

9 years ago |

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skongebob

Yes, it is

9 years ago |

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Rehoy

Yeah, she is like 40 now.

9 years ago |

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anonwalker

My friend is asking what exactly is that thing she's fiddling with?

9 years ago |

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swiftkid666

You're dads dick.

9 years ago |

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HighlyQuestionable

Go home troll, you're drunk!

9 years ago |

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DSelz

It's a doorstopper. Sometimes they are springs. They go sproooiiiinnnggg

9 years ago |

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makeyourownpath

Mine goes ...Boing ....Boing .....Boing

9 years ago |

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RadishIsAMeat

unusual for them to be on the door itself, usually they are on the wall where the door opens towards

9 years ago |

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EmotionallyMagnificient

That's why Doggy style exists. Jesus Christ, I'm like a guide for the virgins of Imgur

9 years ago |

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GetSchwifty

Okay but im a virgin and I know this... so just a guide for the idiots?

9 years ago |

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cktuba

Bloodhound gang. Well do it doggy style so we can both watch x-files.

9 years ago |

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HP4PO

9 years ago |

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thatdudethatslonely

:(

9 years ago |

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woozle

9 years ago |

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sman90

Douche award goes to...

9 years ago |

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EmotionallyMagnificient

sman90!!!! Come on down and accept your Golden Glistening Cock! You deserve it Son!

9 years ago |

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chimneyspooper

Well, you are one of my 12 Apostles. Sexulus guidus.

9 years ago |

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WhaaatDa

With my doggy, her head is flat against the bed. No TV

3 years ago |

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aDuckalo4Science

9 years ago |

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OfficialTacoInspector

so you can both watch x-files

9 years ago |

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jcraig919

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals, so let's do it like they do it on the Discovery channel.

9 years ago |

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Igotbannedagainforspammingthatstupidparrot

hi fellow Canadian

9 years ago |

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EmotionallyMagnificient

Good day sir/madam

9 years ago |

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skongebob

Once you get a girlfriend let me know how that works for you

9 years ago |

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PorkyPigginit

Maybe I should eat your cornbread.

9 years ago |

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EmotionallyMagnificient

hahaha you guys are the best. Projection in it's most pure form

9 years ago |

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BigRai

Hahaha its*

9 years ago |

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EmotionallyMagnificient

dammit

9 years ago |

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CatPresident

What the fuck is this? You can watch TV in any sex position. You fucking amateur!

9 years ago |

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EmotionallyMagnificient

How bad is your sex! Jesus almighty on a cracker

9 years ago |

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simplifiedApocalypse

Cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, depending on the location of the tv spooning

9 years ago |

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simplifiedApocalypse

Cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, depending on the location of the tv spooning

9 years ago |

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CatPresident

I like sex and I like TV what's the problem.

9 years ago |

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BenWyattCalzoneKingandIceTownClown

This is amazing

9 years ago |

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poronkusemania

I was trying to find the scene from Seinfeld where George is having sex, eating a sandwich and watching tv at the same time but I've failed.

9 years ago |

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Vydrach

Reverse cowgirl as well. Hell, even regular cowgirl, you could crook your head back to watch too, albeit upside down, if desired.

9 years ago |

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EmotionallyMagnificient

Reverse cowgirl hurts my dick. Which is too bad, the view is amazing but I've never been able to enjoy it

9 years ago |

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putinmybutt

It's the best position imho :p Let them lie on top of you, don't have them sitting up straight

9 years ago |

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EmotionallyMagnificient

I'm talking Reverse CG. Her laying down would bend it terribly. I get very hard and I'm quite big.

9 years ago |

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EmotionallyMagnificient

I'm talking Reverse CG. Her laying down would bend it terribly. I get very hard and I'm quite big.

9 years ago |

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putinmybutt

Oh yes I know that feeling. I know what you mean lol. Cowgirl is the best though :D

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