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Splash Mo
My son and I were doing a typical onride photo pose on Splash Mountain. Didn't see the extra hilarity until we saw the photo. Of course, we had to buy this one.
FP edit: Whoa...I posted this for my Cake Day yesterday. Did not expect this to hit FP at all. Thanks everyone for making it better. Send on-ride photos!
GomezAtTheDebOfNight
Because where they're from touching the water might kill you
chickenoodlesoup
user name checks out.
idiotn00b
What is this garbage
darianzg
When I worked there we had a secret hall of shame photo collection the public wouldn’t see. Lots of nudity. But even more stupidity.
Zulzima
everypostepic
myhappyanonplace
Lol bought the photo cause if other ppl lol
yupthisisgoingtowork
mainlanders? yeah, probably mainlanders.
europenudist
"I went on space mountain several times *clap clap*"
fuzzlog
Jack Bauer wastes no time planning his next 24 hours.
DMGwhoyoutellin
I'm dumb. I thought he was opening a Wiiiii. Woops.
ilovecake
Fuck Splash Mountain. Shit traumatized me when I was a child.
Awmpuiitckhawlhring169
????????
BunSnugsJoey
Well yeah, fake waves hurt way more.
iswim
How does unfunny, uninteresting crap like this get to the frontpage?
jackals84
Every onride photo looks like it was taken in 1993. Clothes, picture quality, haircuts, everything.
WallyWallters
SolarDildo
VaterIsVet
Good thing he has his park map, it's always good to reference your park map so you know where you are on the park map.
lifeisadadjoke
My son (in the photo) is a theme park map pro, from age 4 onward (now 15 and taller than me). He's got so many maps...
TheNoodleMagnet
Fucking Asians. ... it's always the fucking asians
magnepCat
Said the noodle magnet. Yup...
shitheadtookmyname
Your mom's a noodle magnet
DimmestLemming
Watch it buddy
NachoPete
Fucking Asians? That would explain why there's so many of them.