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Dec 5, 2017 2:57 AM
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anarchistimposter
Yippy kiyay mother fucker.
imdoomgur
BlastedSand
TexasBaconMan
It was released in June...
CommanderWilliamTRiker
ho-ho-ho
DwightPrivelege
DieHardIsAChristmasMovie
My username is relevant
Vegonbrei
It's not Christmas till I see Hanz Gruber fall off Nakatomi Plaza...
wildcatfan4life
DukeDarkwood
Happy trails,... Alan. *salute*
CascadianTwilight
We get it. You're irrepressibly quirky. Congratulations.
SquidJesus
"Get it! It's a Christmas movie! Because it takes place during Christmas! Look, all my friends say I'm funny, you just have no humor."
TheBorzoi
I agree that it's a Christmas film but not all films released around Christmas are Christmas films. Same with songs.
AshlaBoga
I have never even seen this movie
Jimthebutler
...get out of my house
olds97lss
Lethal Weapon was too.
DimzD
Well it depends, just because the movie is set during the holiday doesn’t make it a Christmas movie. No Christmas values in it. Idk
iShouldBeWorking42
What about people who haven’t seen it? Asking for... a friend.
Jimthebutler
They get thrown off a building
CandidGamera
They have the enviable opportunity to watch a great movie for the first time.
HerrGrumps
Some asshat downvoted your comment... Perfectly good comment if you ask me - I agree with you!
ChromiumRanger
*The Best Christmas Movie
DarwinsFlinch
Quaigg
See look this totally not fake scene make sit a christmas movie.
Quaigg
By fake I mean not at all totally nadly photoshopped.
keeeenny
And those are that tired of seeing die hard on fp
Maldraek
The end credits are set to 'Ode to Joy'... It's a fuckin' Christmas movie. For my money, the ONLY Christmas movie.
Anotherunsuspectingvictim
The only movie about the real meaning of Christmas is The Hogfather.
Ladywintersmith
Happy Hogswatch to you Sir/Madam/indicated miscreant
joeyGOATgruff
Gremlins.
TexasBaconMan
Lethal Weapon.
NCRLoyalist
Gremlins is my all time favorite christmas movie.
EyeZedEe
Watch it every Christmas. My wife watches that disgusting racist, homophobic, pro-bullying movie... goddam Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer...
kiddub
Welcome to the party pal.
solomonsmall
That’s one type of person
Twichie
It's a Christmas themed movie that goes well with all occasions, best at Christmas as a drinking game
TheAccursedHamster
"I watch die hard on christma-" no one gives two shits.
PaintedGemini
Yippee ki yay
illTemperedMutatedSeaBass
BigIrishGuy
Wow.
legofham
Wow.
DukeDarkwood
Did.... did I just watch Die Hard?
HenryNJessicaPate
punaneee
thatjamieguy94
That was beautiful
fastlaserjockey
NEEDS the audio track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSCbJdciKbM
ILikeThisKindOfThing
I like this kind of thing!
AmachiHitsugi
Lost it at the credits roll.
RepostNazi1337
Now that my friend is how you comment a post! +1
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EnthusiasticPickle
UnremarkablyInteresting
Just needs the "I'm cool right? For liking an unconventional Christmas movie"
Camelspotting
That's why we watch The Good the Bad and the Ugly instead. I'm still not really sure why...
DredeKnig
Because it's a timeless masterpiece that needs no specific season to be enjoyed.
ISeeYouvePlayedKnifeySpooneyBefore
Hahah you got me there
Goatsemen
"People watch a movie during the holidays that I don't. Better make a snarky 2quirky4me post to put them down for it!" -Elizabeth M.
Hypen
How ironic that you would phrase it in that way.
Jimthebutler
Welcome to the party, pal
itsabooper
"I watch Die Hard for Christmas" posts reach the frontpage several times a day. We get it, it's not clever anymore.
Jimthebutler
Was never meant to be clever
NubeyTooby
My dad watches 30 days of night every time there is a blizzard... we live in Ohio... That's like every damn day in the winter
Icantbebothered
I'm 29 and I've never watched any of the Die Hard films. Doesn't seem appealing. Doesn't seem christmas-y.
tazlah
You’re a failure in life then.
Icantbebothered
I have a wife and son, I'm a homeowner, I have a good sized savings account. But all that doesn't count, because I haven't watched Die Hard.
Icantbebothered
I might watch it this christmas if I remember to... You happy now? :P
Icantbebothered
Oh nooooo
Atotalfuckwit
Die hard takes place during Christmas. It is not a Christmas movie
chrishallett83
The soundtrack heavily features sleighbells. It is absolutely a Christmas movie. Christmas Eve, to be exact.
mormonator12
No youre thinking of It's A Wonderful Life. I don't even like Die Hard and I know it's a christmss movie.
Oldmemedigger
'And those who are wrong.'
TexasBaconMan
And it came out in June.
Slamtastik
Exactly, they don't release Christmas movies in fucking March. Also Bruce Willis said that it is NOT a Christmas movie during an interview.
Jimthebutler
Miracle on 31st street takes place on Christmas, but isn't a Christmas movie, same with home alone
Nerfection
Christmas isn't just the timeframe, it's one of the themes.
UnluckyBastard
Telkesh
Work Christmas party. Constant Christmas references. More Christmassy than most 'christmas' movies.
Crafteroon
What defines a Christmas movie?
Slamtastik
Christmas theme and being released in December. Die hard only has one of these.
mormonator12
Released in December? Most Christmas movies come out in late November.
Crafteroon
So Miracle on the 34th Street both original and remake are not Christmas movies because they were not released in December?
Slamtastik
They re-released it theatrically in December.
Crafteroon
So it was later made into a Christmas movie because people considered it a Christmas movie?